Face it..( picture thread)

[Light Ice]

Your ego needs constant inflation! Are we talking ego as in id, ego and alter ego.... or is 'ego' a euphemism for a certain part of the anatomy.......


Sorry! Couldn't help it!

I like you. You're pretty.

 

[sallythescorpian]

I like you. You're pretty.

I sense a trap!
A torrent of sarcasm coming in my direction here!!

I'm pretty sure you haven't seen me, as I whipped my picture down PDQ! But... on the off chance that the compliment is genuine.......... Thank you!

 

[Light Ice]

I sense a trap!
A torrent of sarcasm coming in my direction here!!

I'm pretty sure you haven't seen me, as I whipped my picture down PDQ! But... on the off chance that the compliment is genuine.......... Thank you!

I'm not a kind man, kiddo, but I certainly am an honest one.

 

[sallythescorpian]

I'm not a kind man, kiddo, but I certainly am an honest one.

Kiddo???

while not old enough to be your mother, I've got half your years again!!!

Ma'am might suit better!! LOL!!!

 

[Light Ice]

Let's play a game, Sally.

I'll throw a bunch of my belts on the bedroom floor. We'll see who gets tied up first. If I win, I can call you Kiddo. If I lose? Ma'am it is.

What do you say?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*wonders how many women LI invites to his room to be tied up with belts...*

 

[sallythescorpian]

Let's play a game, Sally.

I'll throw a bunch of my belts on the bedroom floor. We'll see who gets tied up first. If I win, I can call you Kiddo. If I lose? Ma'am it is.

What do you say?

I'd say you must wanna be tied up!!! Kung Fu, Kick Boxing and Judo combined with my low centre of gravity mean I'm pretty confident I can take you!!

Ha! .... The question is, what to do with you when you're all tied up and helpless.... a position, I suspect you would not particularly enjoy!!

*wonders how many women LI invites to his room to be tied up with belts...*

I was just thinking the same Luna. Maybe his closet is full of women he has tied up? Sort of a "how many people can you fit in a mini / phonebox" etc etc type endeavour!!!!

 

[Light Ice]

I'd say you must wanna be tied up!!! Kung Fu, Kick Boxing and Judo combined with my low centre of gravity mean I'm pretty confident I can take you!!

Ha! .... The question is, what to do with you when you're all tied up and helpless.... a position, I suspect you would not particularly enjoy!!



I was just thinking the same Luna. Maybe his closet is full of women he has tied up? Sort of a "how many people can you fit in a mini / phonebox" etc etc type endeavour!!!!

Well, you probably have me in pure skill, hot stuff. Let's hope brute strength still have a place in a scrap when it's all said and done. I've big plans for you now.

 

[sallythescorpian]

Well, you probably have me in pure skill, hot stuff. Let's hope brute strength still have a place in a scrap when it's all said and done. I've big plans for you now.

OOoooooh brute strength!!! My achilles heel!! I might just swoon with the right show of brute strength!! LOL!

Wait!

I've been tricked!!

The brute strength bit was too much distraction......... AAAaagh!!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I was just thinking the same Luna. Maybe his closet is full of women he has tied up? Sort of a "how many people can you fit in a mini / phonebox" etc etc type endeavour!!!!

*giggles hysterically*

Well, you probably have me in pure skill, hot stuff. Let's hope brute strength still have a place in a scrap when it's all said and done. I've big plans for you now.

*waits to watch those plans come to fruition*

 

[Light Ice]

OOoooooh brute strength!!! My achilles heel!! I might just swoon with the right show of brute strength!! LOL!

Wait!

I've been tricked!!

The brute strength bit was too much distraction......... AAAaagh!!

I'm a scoundrel. Did you expect a fair fight?

 

[Light Ice]

*wonders how many women LI invites to his room to be tied up with belts...*

And don't think I've forgotten about you egging her on, LW. I'll get you. Later.

 

[sallythescorpian]

Quick! Luna!! While he'd distracted, see if you can free the hoards held in his closet!!

Quick! Open the door!!!!

 

[Nina327]

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Ahren]

Light Ice, I like you, but sometimes you're just as bad as the rest.

 

[princesssexci]

Quick! Luna!! While he'd distracted, see if you can free the hoards held in his closet!!

Quick! Open the door!!!!

LMAO

Smooth move Sally! I like you, you're just as bad as I am.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

OOoooooh brute strength!!! My achilles heel!! I might just swoon with the right show of brute strength!! LOL!

Wait!

I've been tricked!!

The brute strength bit was too much distraction......... AAAaagh!!

*dies laughing*

I'm a scoundrel. Did you expect a fair fight?

*more laughter*

And don't think I've forgotten about you egging her on, LW. I'll get you. Later.

But...I am innocent, I tell ya! Innocent!!!

Quick! Luna!! While he'd distracted, see if you can free the hoards held in his closet!!

Quick! Open the door!!!!

*falls out and dies*

hahahahahahahahahaha

exactly!!

Light Ice, I like you, but sometimes you're just as bad as the rest.

*Looks around*

shhh, don't tell...it's supposed to be a secret!!!

 

[sallythescorpian]

Thank you ladies!!

Sorry LI couldn't help it!!

 

[sallythescorpian]

Alana,

apologies for shagging up your thread with my last half dozen posts, none of which even make reference to the purpose of this thread!

I just couldn't help myself!

I'll be good, and go try to work on my threads! I promise!

 

[zydrate]

I'm 100!!!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My guess is even three would not be able to keep up with you.

Thanks for the note of confidence, Trix, as Ice says, we men need our egos stroked no and again. I'll be ok with just thre, though; that way I can divide myself up evenly, and they all would be legal anywhere.

 

[yeishia]

Thanks for the note of confidence, Trix, as Ice says, we men need our egos stroked no and again. I'll be ok with just thre, though; that way I can divide myself up evenly, and they all would be legal anywhere.

You only need your ego stroked Tio *asks innocently*

*Sighs* I fear in the real world I am to old , even hear on Lit both Yeishia and I are well over 21 *pouts*

Before anyone jumps on this I AM of course joking

*Hugs Tio and pinches his bump while she is at it giggling *

 

[Ahren]

Is anyone here not over 21?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You only need your ego stroked Tio *asks innocently*

*Sighs* I fear in the real world I am to old , even hear on Lit both Yeishia and I are well over 21 *pouts*

Before anyone jumps on this I AM of course joking

*Hugs Tio and pinches his bump while she is at it giggling *

My id could use some stroking, too, Yeishia, and even my superego would like a bit of frottage...

Such a nice hug, Yeishia, and that pinch on my bump; that was delightful!

And as far as age goes, I'm fairly good at math and can probably find some function that will get me into you...

 

[yeishia]

My id could use some stroking, too, Yeishia, and even my superego would like a bit of frottage...

Such a nice hug, Yeishia, and that pinch on my bump; that was delightful!

And as far as age goes, I'm fairly good at math and can probably find some function that will get me into you...

*grins * I am delighted to hear that Sir.

(( sorry folks but I am blushing with delight ))

My frottage is sheer perfection Monsieur Narratore... no matter where it is applied.