F*** I'm bored!

[lewdandlicentious]

Ah-ha, big yiddo Salami has strayed over to the AH!!!!

 

[Mysteryjj]

Re: Re: Re: Wowee!!

Hey, nobody gonna suck me dry?? I have a lot of stuff to suck, I've been storing it up for some time!

Just waiting for 2 special ladies!! I love the bones of you both!!

Hello Mr Salami man, how are you lover Too late I'm afraid sweetheart we finished our game ages ago

 

[Guest]

Ah-ha, big yiddo Salami has strayed over to the AH!!!!

PMSL!!!

You bad!

Lou

 

[Mysteryjj]

So how's everyone tonight then?? Bit boring here as yet, hate it to get fucking boring

 

[upfront]

So how's everyone tonight then?? Bit boring here as yet, hate it to get fucking boring

Nice to meet you Mystery - good here thanks, although soon to log off for the night. I've been here on and off this evening (uk time); can't say it's been very dynamic!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Nah, we don't do fucking boring here!

We do fucking, and we do, do a good line in bore'ing, but we'll have no fucking boring on my shift!!!

 

[Guest]

Nah, we don't do fucking boring here!

e do fucking, and we do do a good line in bore'ing, but we'll have no fucking boring on my shift!!!

Yep, and I'll second that.



Hiya, JJ! I'm doing good. How you doing?

Lou

 

[Mysteryjj]

Nice to meet you Mystery - good here thanks, although soon to log off for the night. I've been here on and off this evening (uk time); can't say it's been very dynamic!

Hello upfront Hun, not always all that dynamic here sweetheart... job to get most of the fuckers on Lit to speak to you, I think you have to be in some clique or other.

 

[Mysteryjj]

Nah, we don't do fucking boring here!

e do fucking, and we do do a good line in bore'ing, but we'll have no fucking boring on my shift!!!

That's what I like about your thread Mr Lewd someone always speaks, no fucker else on the other threads seem to want to

 

[Mysteryjj]

Yep, and I'll second that.



Hiya, JJ! I'm doing good. How you doing?

Lou

Hello lovely lady Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Some of them can be like that here Mys' Don't let them worry you.

Most people here are nice, fun loving people, with a good healthy appetite for a good hard.....



Flirt!

 

[Guest]

Hello lovely lady Lou

And you get a big fat for that. Put it wherever you like.

Yep, Lew is one cool dude, but he's very rude. I like!!

As he just said, most everyone else here is pretty cool, too, but we all have out off days.

Oh yeah, one more thing... we're fellow Brits. Dunno if that means anything?

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Most people here are nice, fun loving people, with a good healthy appetite for a good hard.....

roll with roast beef, cheese, tomato, mayo and......oh sorry, thought this was for delivery!.
shit, have to clean my glasses!

 

[Guest]

roll with roast beef, cheese, tomato, mayo and......oh sorry, thought this was for delivery!.
shit, have to clean my glasses!

And there was me thinking he was about to say "FUCK!" Don't know why I'd think such a thing?

Lou

As I just said in my post two below (DUR!!!) I had to edit, cos my typing was a bit wonky.

 

[Mysteryjj]

And you get a big fat for that. Put it wherever you like.

Yep, Lew is one cool dude, but he's very rude. I like!!

As he just said, most everyone else here is pretty cool, too, but we all have out off days.

Oh yeah, one more thing... we're fellow Brits. Dunno if that means anything?

Lou

You choose Lou, the hands show the way

I think you could be right about a Brit thing, God aren't some of these yanks uptight

 

[Mysteryjj]

Some of them can be like that here Mys' Don't let them worry you.

Most people here are nice, fun loving people, with a good healthy appetite for a good hard.....



Flirt!

Hmm... Flirt, now there's a thought

 

[Guest]

And there was me thinking he was about to say "FUCK!" Don't know why I'd think such a thing?

Lou

Had to edit, got a bit over-excited with my typing.

SHIT! Dozey mare!!! I hit "Quote" instead of "Edit". Somebody has got me in a fluster. No names, LEW!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And there was me thinking he was say "FUCK!" Don't know why I'd think such a thing?

Lou

Are you Mr. Wong? I'd like a #69 with eggroll and rice....shit, I did it again didn't I?
I need one of those monkeys that can type!

 

[Mysteryjj]

roll with roast beef, cheese, tomato, mayo and......oh sorry, thought this was for delivery!.
shit, have to clean my glasses!

I'll have a cucumber if you have one

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll have a cucumber if you have one

Never thought of you as a vegetarian, how about a pepperoni?

 

[Guest]

You choose Lou, the hands show the way

I think you could be right about a Brit thing, God aren't some of these yanks uptight

Whereas us Brits just speak our minds. LOL!

Nah, actually, they are very cool, and some have become very dear friends of mine.

Well, potential fuck buddies, anyway (some of the women, that is!).

Lou

 

[Guest]

Are you Mr. Wong? I'd like a #69 with eggroll and rice....shit, I did it again didn't I?
I need one of those monkeys that can type!

Hahaha!

Are you feeling hungry, by any chance, A?

I've got something you could nibble on.

Lou

 

[Mysteryjj]

Never thought of you as a vegetarian, how about a pepperoni?

Yea guess there's two places to fill

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hahaha!

Are you feeling hungry, by any chance, A?

I've got something you could nibble on.

Lou

Your huge kebab????????

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yea guess there's two places to fill

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