eyer I am so disappointed ....

[BoyNextDoor]

... you won't

even acknowledge that I am trolling you ....

like a mother fucker ..........?

You are such a misogynistic douchebag .......

that I am sure you have your wife in the basement with her teeth pulled and her tongue cut you .... you sick fuck.

you sick, sick FUCK!

 

[eyer]

Teeth pulled and tongue cut out, her gums beautifully healed, my lovely bride today was loosed from her confinement for 20 or so minutes...

...just long enough to give her the flat-top haircut I've always longed to see her sport (and for, naturally, to stably rest my beer upon).

My honey was so delighted with my benevolent grace upon her today that, after servicing, she finally gifted me with agreeing to the big one (via sign language, of course, which is the only method by which she is now allowed to communicate)...

...next Tuesday my soul-mate is scheduled to have both legs amputated just above the knees. Finally, the perfect woman will be mine! MINE, I SAY; MINE!