midwestyankee
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I -could-. Doesn't mean I'm going to.
Tease.
extreme makeover- would you?
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Tease.
FurryFury
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Girl I know how you feel but I've also seen your pictures and you are HOT and beautiful!
*HUG*
*HUG*
satindesire
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My middle name, you know.
YourCaptor
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If I left it up all the time, you guys would get totally numb to it's awesomemess.
What was that old saying? "Hunger is the best seasoning."
Apt.
I've been a fan of ass for what, about 10 years. Trust me this won't ever lose its flavor.
Plus yours is exceptional, and I am somewhat of an expert. It's such high quality I would even recommend you donate dat ass to the public realm.
I'll start a petition.
All in favor of making satins ass public property say I.
satindesire
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I've been a fan of ass for what, about 10 years. Trust me this won't ever lose its flavor.
Plus yours is exceptional, and I am somewhat of an expert. It's such high quality I would even recommend you donate dat ass to the public realm.
I'll start a petition.
All in favor of making satins ass public property say I.
This ain't no democracy, son. This is a Monarchy and I am the Queen. When I say no more ass, that means you better file that picture away in your spank bank, 'cause it isn't coming out for a while yet.
graceanne
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FloggingMolly
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agreed, spank bank is the best expression ever
satindesire
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Any sentence with "son" in it automatically gets funnier.
YourCaptor
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Women, make em feel special, and they think their queens or something. Your hineness may reconsider. The people will surely revolt if their lust is not quenched, they call to see the royal ass.
satindesire
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Your hineness may reconsider. The people will surely revolt if their lust is not quenched, they call to see the royal ass.
Bring on the torches and pitchforks baby. I got a moat that needs more skeletons.
YourCaptor
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Bring on the torches and pitchforks baby. I got a moat that needs more skeletons.
Only a maso would want torches and pitchforks on their ass.
Didn't your dom ever tell you, sharing is caring.
satindesire
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Except when you're sharing germs. That's just gross.
YourCaptor
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THE internet aids! Human kind is officially screwed. Ahem, how about a dying mans last wish.
Homburg
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My first thought was, "Meh, nothing I want done." Then I thought about it a bit and realised that there are a few procedures I'd love to get done, but that sort of show wouldn't do. Eardrum replacements and laser eye surgery (for the cataracts I am apparently developing) just aren't sexy.
Other than that, whatever. Yep, I'm a greying, hairy, fat guy. Whatever.
But, honestly, it's easier for us. Just the other day I was out at a local cafe with viv and MIS and went back up to the counter to get something. The pretty little blonde barista check was rather openly checking out my chest and shoulders. When she realised that I was watched, she mumbled something about liking my shirt and did the blush/giggle thing.
I'm standing there in a t-shirt, haven't shaved in a coupla days (it was the weekend), and am the aforementioned greying, hairy guy. Yet women don't appear to mind me being older than 20-something.
Nope. Having had a vasectomy without functional anaesthesia, there will be no surgery going on in that area unless it is for serious medical need.
That said, I do well enough in that area, so I don't have inadequacy issues. Maybe that answer would change were I Captain Cocktail Weenie.
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Oh, and I just remembered that there is one appearance-related thing I would have done. I have this benign lump under my jawline (wrestling injury caused it) on the left side. It throws off the symmetry of my jaw. Fuckin thing also occasionally wakes up when I'm sleeping and I roll over just right. If someone were paying the tab, I'd have it removed. It wouldn't take a plastic surgeon though. A regular doc could do it.
Bowing to the Patriarchy, yep, that's me.
FloggingMolly
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I think that maybe men have a little more leeway in the age/weight catagory? Certainly there seems to be a tendancy towards the distinguished, mature male as with the young, fresh-faced female.
And incidentally, I still think Sean Connery is uber-hot, as is Patrick Stewart. So for me, aging/greyness isnt always a bad thing.
Yup, laser eye surgery was on offer though, but not ear drum replacement. It'd be great if they did a program to fix _actual_ problems.
And incidentally, I still think Sean Connery is uber-hot, as is Patrick Stewart. So for me, aging/greyness isnt always a bad thing.
Yup, laser eye surgery was on offer though, but not ear drum replacement. It'd be great if they did a program to fix _actual_ problems.
Homburg
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Age definitely. When MIS was still in college, I would get all sorts of looks and smiles when visiting her. Apparently I am just on the distinguished side of older.
What is more interesting to me is that a good friend of mine that is my age has crossed the line recently. In his case, he's a good looking guy, fit, long pretty hair, tattoos, etc. I think that age hasn't pushed him into unsexy, but that age has made his overall look seem like a desperate attempt to hold onto youth instead of a long-held aesthetic as it is.
Most women do. They are both very good looking men regardless of age, have incredible voices, and carry themselves with confidence and authority. The last factor helps quite a bit. Honestly though, I've met women that had that same air and, when done properly, it was just as attractive as the same sort of carriage in a man.
Yep. It would make more sense to me.
satindesire
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Fucking Patrick motherfucking Stewart. MMMMMGod.
DO ME Jean Luc! Make it so! Engage!!!
*swoon*
DO ME Jean Luc! Make it so! Engage!!!
*swoon*
FloggingMolly
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LMAO! You win the 'first thing to make me smile' award for the day.
DGE~ I think you're right about the voice thing. I have a friend who isn't conventially attractive, but my female frends and I refer to him as having a 'phone sex' voice, and that for me makes him uber hot. Confidence, a sense of self worth and a smidge of nonchalance do it for me. I like it when guys get to the age where they are able to chat to women reasonably without that depserate horny teenager clinginess and sleaziness.
There is a program here called embarassing bodies, and they do some minor medical fixes which is quite interesting and less inane than the exterme makeover types, but it often involves freaky foreskins, varicose veins, skin rashes and haemorrhoids...
satindesire
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I'm terrible. I know. I say the most crazy things sometimes, and I look back and what I posted and go "Wtf was I thinking?!"
graceanne
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I have been saying this for forever. And Joseph from Princess Bride and, of course, Gibbs. *fans self*
