A man is well-known for his good deeds. Not only does he donate most of his money to various charities, but also he spends much of his time volunteering for various causes. As he runs a company which is incredibly profitable, he is frequently confronted by reporters about his behavior. When asked why he does so many good things, his response is that he believes in karma. One reporter asks him if he has found that good things do in fact happen to him. He responds, "Of course." Seeing as how the man is the CEO of a gigantic company, the reporter assumes he means his success in business. However, that is not what he means at all. At this point, readers hear some examples of absurd coincidences and luck, all of which leads to the CEO getting laid incredibly often. Stuff like, "Hey, my twin sister and I have a bet about who is more sexually responsive. Would you mind spending the next couple days in threesomes to help settle the bet?" Some streak of 'luck' has kept the world from noticing just how powerful Karma actually is.