Explain this to me.

[Garnate]

Why would anyone want to ruin a child's Halloween? PASS OUT FUCKING CANDY OR GTFO.

These "comic books" were handed out to kids at the last house we visited; the one direct catty-corner from our house at the intersection.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/3bb0b530-ecab-45db-b45c-45c271c52b1f_zps679876b3.jpg
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/e741e1df-99f3-44b9-adb5-bcdbc852aabf_zpsc14287fa.jpg

With lines like "Go to Hell!" and calling characters creeps, why in the world would you pass this out to small children?? I see I have two options now:

1. Rip up both booklets and sprinkle them over their prized landscaping OR
2. Wait until about 11pm, knock on their door, hand them back the comic books with a dead pan look on my face and just walk away.

 

[lemonbread]

We went to a house that had a puppet show like that going on, where a devil puppet told my children they were going to die in a very menacing manner.

 

[smoothg103rd]

#2 sounds like the best option.

 

[Aquagal]

Why would anyone want to ruin a child's Halloween? PASS OUT FUCKING CANDY OR GTFO.

These "comic books" were handed out to kids at the last house we visited; the one direct catty-corner from our house at the intersection.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/3bb0b530-ecab-45db-b45c-45c271c52b1f_zps679876b3.jpg
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/e741e1df-99f3-44b9-adb5-bcdbc852aabf_zpsc14287fa.jpg

With lines like "Go to Hell!" and calling characters creeps, why in the world would you pass this out to small children?? I see I have two options now:

1. Rip up both booklets and sprinkle them over their prized landscaping OR
2. Wait until about 11pm, knock on their door, hand them back the comic books with a dead pan look on my face and just walk away.

JW house?

 

[Riles]

I'm not ballsy like you with stuff like that. But I have a gripe of my own: when the hell did they stop passing out tootsie rolls?!?? The kids go two. TWO!!!! Out of like 30 houses. This is not enough given all the crap I had to carry and the rain I had to go out in. Tootsie rolls were always my commission. I'm not happy.

 

[Aphro]

Are you serious? Jesus comics on Halloween?! I thought toothbrushes were bad!!!

 

[Ishmael]

*shakes head*

I'd be tempted to print out a jihadists "How to behead" comic and drop it on their doorstep Xmas eve. But that's just me. <shrug>

Ishmael

 

[Garnate]

Are you serious? Jesus comics on Halloween?! I thought toothbrushes were bad!!!

The one year someone had a sign on their door about how Jesus helps those that help themselves and that they wouldn't be giving away things to beggars.


You know, just like Jesus.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Had I been a quicker thinker... I should have handed out snowbabies.

 

[Killswitch]

We went to a house that had a puppet show like that going on, where a devil puppet told my children they were going to die in a very menacing manner.

It's Halloween.

Let my people Gooooo!

 

[Garnate]

*shakes head*

I'd be tempted to print out a jihadists "How to behead" comic and drop it on their doorstep Xmas eve. But that's just me. <shrug>

Ishmael

Uh, actually.......I might just. In fact, I'm so bewildered by this that I might paper their lawn with it and then tape Jihad comics to their garage door throughout the year.

 

[Aquagal]

Had I been a quicker thinker... I should have handed out snowbabies.

LOL..

 

[Garnate]

We went to a house that had a puppet show like that going on, where a devil puppet told my children they were going to die in a very menacing manner.

That's pretty ballsy....how many parents wouldn't have said something to these people? I'm not one for confrontation but I would've had PLENTY of things to say to those people.

 

[Amy_K]

Was it at least a collector's edition comic?

 

[lovetoread]

shred them and paper the lawn

 

[Garnate]

Was it at least a collector's edition comic?

Depends on how much you love Jesus.

 

[Aquagal]

Place it on the porch with a fresh pile of dog crap on top.

 

[Garnate]

Place it on the porch with a fresh pile of dog crap on top.

Ooooooooh. Better.

 

[Killswitch]

That's pretty ballsy....how many parents wouldn't have said something to these people? I'm not one for confrontation but I would've had PLENTY of things to say to those people.

I don't get it. It's Halloween.
I mean if it's just some teen methhead in a cheap mask thats one thing but it sounds like it was something theyre doing like a haunted house.

We had a few people that did that every year with stuff flying from the house to the trees on wires and sound systems with scary sounds.

 

[Aphro]

How fast can you print off a bunch of gay porn, and then tape that all over their house tonight?

 

[Amy_K]

Depends on how much you love Jesus.

Turn them into paper airplanes.

 

[Aquagal]

Ooooooooh. Better.

Don't you have a poodle or something? Emmett, was it?

 

[lemonbread]

That's pretty ballsy....how many parents wouldn't have said something to these people? I'm not one for confrontation but I would've had PLENTY of things to say to those people.

I usually avoid confrontation. I'm a small, weak person, and I have a voice that sounds like a 12 year old and no one takes me seriously. I just called mine down from the doorstep and we went to a different house. But if I were a more assertive person I would have totally given them shit.

 

[Aquagal]

How fast can you print off a bunch of gay porn, and then tape that all over their house tonight?

Heehee

 

[Comshaw]

Why would anyone want to ruin a child's Halloween? PASS OUT FUCKING CANDY OR GTFO.

These "comic books" were handed out to kids at the last house we visited; the one direct catty-corner from our house at the intersection.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/3bb0b530-ecab-45db-b45c-45c271c52b1f_zps679876b3.jpg
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/e741e1df-99f3-44b9-adb5-bcdbc852aabf_zpsc14287fa.jpg

With lines like "Go to Hell!" and calling characters creeps, why in the world would you pass this out to small children?? I see I have two options now:

1. Rip up both booklets and sprinkle them over their prized landscaping OR
2. Wait until about 11pm, knock on their door, hand them back the comic books with a dead pan look on my face and just walk away.

I would keep the comics, but also return the favor. I'd go over and tell them thank you and hand them something like this:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/129/3957/640/fredhembeck2005613-03_1118654713.jpg

With a smile of course. I really wouldn't want to be a bad neighbor.


Comshaw