Experiment!!! Hey, Submissive Slut - Report!!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Suck every guys cock on this board - swallow and await further instructions........

Your new uber Love Master (with a capitol L&M too)....

Mr. Sparky Kronkite.

 

[Alyrahh]

LOL

You called?

 

[Dragonlady]

slurp, slurp, slurp ,slurp, slurp, slurp



Was it good for you as it was good for me!!http://smilecwm.tripod.com/asian2/peating.gif




DL

 

[KillerMuffin]

What is an uber? Is that like a tuber? Sort of like a truffle? Do pigs root through the muck for you? Free form freight trains rolling through my head.

What was the question again? I forgot.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Sorry..... Al.....

Wrong slut........ but thanks anyway......

Hey, any of you guys want to take up Al on her eager volunteerism?

Now, Submissive Slut - quit lurking and report for your come bath......

NOW!!!!!

 

[TN_Vixen]

on knees..

wiping mouth with back of hand and looking up at you.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Sorry..... Al.....

Now, Submissive Slut - quit lurking and report for your come bath......

NOW!!!!!

LOL on my way to the bath now BUT I know I can be way to bitchy in real life to be submissive so you must be looking for someone else.

Nitelight are you scrubbing my back again today???

[Edited by Juliangel on 10-31-2000 at 08:20 AM]

 

[R Nitelight]

Ladies, ladies, save some for Submissive Slut!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

All you lovely volunteers......

I am honored. And I can only offer my condolences and say, "until our paths cross again."

Because I have but one goal right now.......

HEY!!!!!! Submissive Slut!!!!! I know yer out there!!

Report for your strap on, strap too, strap up - whatever?

Stand and deliver - my fist is lubbed and my buddies here - crave relief.

(Shhhhh. Hey guys..... could be Golden Shower time.... hehehe......)

Get in here Slut - you, you, you, you - Cunt.

You Sparkster demands!

 

[Dragonlady]

ROTFLMFAO


I"m so honored to be a slut ...

DL

 

[R Nitelight]

..........

 

[Nicole]

I can only assume he talking about the very lovely Laurel, he seems to have this thing for her all of a sudden.

I can only hope you didn't call her a cunt back there, because she is far from it.

 

[R Nitelight]

Nicole

I believe he is talking to the member who goes by that name.

 

[Cheri]

Good for her that she didn't respond to such a pathetic summons! I mean really now, who says we should jump just because Spunkster says so? ~stamping my foot

 

[TN_Vixen]

Cheri?

y'know my thoughts are, if we were to jump Sparky simultaneously, his supposed *large* dick would seek refuge in a most uncomfortable fashion.


I could be wrong... but, I doubt it... *giggling*

 

[Cheri]

lol I'll bring the ice water for the shrivel factor!

 

[TN_Vixen]

but, but, but...

he's denounced the shrivel factor where he's concerned hasn't he? Or did I assume where I shouldn't have? *shrug* doesn't matter anyway, I interpret whatever is said to my own satisfaction. smile

I like to see how severe the 'factor' exists, wouldn't you?

things that make you go... "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Just like Arsenio... (dog barks)

 

[Cheri]

I'm betting Spark would shrivel somewhat no matter how big he says he is. Perhaps we could wrestle him in a kiddie pool full of cold water. That way you'd never be sure if he had shriveled or not cause he'd be hard! lol

 

[TN_Vixen]

Cheri, Cheri, Cheri

My educated, or not so educated, whichever you choose to view it, is that....
1. Sparks would blow his load at the mere 'thought' of us tackling him in the kiddie pool...
2. Sparks would attempt to appear unbothered by our athleticism and turn the other cheek simply to fantasize about the incident for years to come
3. Attempt to join in with his own version of 'shrinkage' hoping to exceed our imaginative expectations...
OR
4. (more likely) Walk away seeing two fantastic gorgeous women enjoying themselves to the point where if any man attempted to intervene, his vacuous vanity would cause him extreme grief and lack of self-worth that the mere thought of inclusion is as a puff of smoke

 

[Cheri]

Most interesting hypothesi, there TN. I would be embolded to add a number 5. That he will watch with great enthusiasm and then, wishing to join in, start searching for an empty hole to fill. So watch your tail!

 

[TN_Vixen]

laughing..

He DOES seem to have an ass fetish, no?

Well, I hope you're the first to undergo that experience, I just wanna watch anyway... grinning....

 

[Cheri]

Don't forget the Golden Showers!

You'll have to be the one to pee on him cause it just grosses me out too much!

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL.. okokok, I admit, never done that, and never wanna do that.. SOMEone has to volunteer.. maybe Bobtoad? lol

 

[Cheri]

I must admit I have a great aversion to seeing the Toad naked. Since both of us have had children, perhaps we can start laughing really really hard and one of us will inadvertently wet outselves and pee on him by default.

 

[Expertise]

A little insight into my personal depravity....

A golden shower as a conscious act really doesn't do much for me at all.

However, way back in my miss spent youth (high school) there was this girl who a team mate of mine had sex with. He related to a couple of us how when she came she did so with such intensity that she urinated all over him.

No it wasn't a g-spot type orgasm.

Anyway I found the idea of her orgasming that strongly very alluring to say the least. Tried to date her for two years to no avail and to my great frustration. In retrospect it seems a little sick but as I have mentioned befor getting my partner off gets me off and did back then too.

So perhaps subconciously I was theorizing that if her orgasm was that intense mine would be too. And wouldn't that be worth a little urine

I'll stop blathering now.