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This thread is obstructing my view of the Cafe.

Also if you're living near Keroin you're more likely to be an Auk and not a real penguin anyway.

Also you're a pervert. Probably a young pervert.
 
This thread is obstructing my view of the Cafe.

Also if you're living near Keroin you're more likely to be an Auk and not a real penguin anyway.

Also you're a pervert. Probably a young pervert.

You leave my Chuckie alone! Brute!!
 
This thread is obstructing my view of the Cafe.

Also if you're living near Keroin you're more likely to be an Auk and not a real penguin anyway.

Also you're a pervert. Probably a young pervert.

Fear not, K, I shall deal with this lowlife...

Mr. ZRT, I am a long standing member of several internationally known PBDSM organizations, which would never, in a million years, admit someone as narrow minded and old as yourself. All of my subs are selected from the finest sub stock in the southern hemisphere and K considers herself lucky to be counted among their number. Where did you get your sub (singular), Sub-Mart?

This is a public forum and I shall continue to "block your view" so that my concubine and I may better enjoy our piscatorial pursuits.

K and I have an LDR, BTW. LMAO. JHKJGFYT. So there.

But yes, I am a pervert.
 
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Something in this thread is starting to smell, but I haven't found it, yet.:confused:
 
Something in this thread is starting to smell, but I haven't found it, yet.:confused:

I thought it smelt a bit myself, there, DVS. But then, what do you expect when flighty young gills put up threads just for the halibut?
 
Thank you. I sometimes flounder around when I'm in the company of beautiful women, but I like my keyboard so I just keep tarpon away.
 
Hey Chuck,

I finally ID'd the shark that circled me last time I was out diving...

http://www.dpi.nsw.gov.au/__data/assets/image/0005/163553/bronze-whaler.jpg

It's a Whaler shark - not sure if the one I saw was a Grey Whaler or not but it was about 10 feet long. Here's the scoop:

"This species grows to 2.55m in length but individuals over 1.8m are uncommon. It is regarded as potentially dangerous.

The Grey Whaler Shark is a common species on coral reefs. It has an inquisitive nature, often investigating disturbances and approaching divers."
 
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Hey Chuck,

I finally ID'd the shark that circled me last time I was out diving...

http://www.austmus.gov.au/fishes/fishfacts/fish/camblyrb2.htm

It's a Whaler shark - not sure if the one I saw was a Grey Whaler or not but it was about 10 feet long. Here's the scoop:

"This species grows to 2.55m in length but individuals over 1.8m are uncommon. It is regarded as potentially dangerous.

The Grey Whaler Shark is a common species on coral reefs. It has an inquisitive nature, often investigating disturbances and approaching divers."

Hunh. 'Potentially dangerous', I wonder if there's anything in the Shark Attack File for attacks from those.

Not familiar with that particular species.
 
Hunh. 'Potentially dangerous', I wonder if there's anything in the Shark Attack File for attacks from those.

Not familiar with that particular species.

Yeah, neither was I. Most species of sharks are *usually* quite shy around divers but this guy was definitely interested in getting a good long look at me. The vis wasn't great and it didn't have any distinct markings, so I had no clue what it was until some friends showed me photos of the shark they accidentally hooked while fishing this morning. It was him alright.

There's only been one fatal shark attack in these waters, that I know of, and the victim had been spearfishing, so no big shock.

There was a Tiger Shark that hung around for awhile last year but I never saw it.
 
Yeah, neither was I. Most species of sharks are *usually* quite shy around divers but this guy was definitely interested in getting a good long look at me. The vis wasn't great and it didn't have any distinct markings, so I had no clue what it was until some friends showed me photos of the shark they accidentally hooked while fishing this morning. It was him alright.

There's only been one fatal shark attack in these waters, that I know of, and the victim had been spearfishing, so no big shock.

There was a Tiger Shark that hung around for awhile last year but I never saw it.

Tigers are so beautiful, but definitely a breed to avoid.

If you get a chance, there's an awesome special about this guy. The video where he puts that shark into tonic is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen.

Anyway, I wouldn't want to derail your so-called dom's fishporn thread. *resumes sneering haughtily*
 
no one told you that the am. pic forum is 2 doors down on the right, yet? :D

Yeah, we haven't even told them to go to the personals section yet, either.

And this isn't a forum for blogging, etc. etc.

We've been remiss in our snobbery. Sorry guys.
 
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