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Big Willie

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Ok, apparently now i'm "experienced"! so how many posts does it take before you change your 'title'. so tell me the cut off's for each title, somebody tell me or does no-one know!?!?!
Cheers
BW
 
30 - Experienced
100 - Really Experienced
300 - Really Really Experienced
500 - Guru
1000 - Really Really Sad
 
LMAO @ Flagg!

and slowly working my way to sadness, sniffle.
 
actually 1000 = the man, the myth, the legend and i cant wait till i hit guru!

Don't ask me why. But somehow I really really doubt you'll get that title when you reach 1000.
 
Actually the rumour has it. That when you hit 1000 posts, you get to pick your own title. Everything except Madam and Tech Nerd. Which is Laurel and Manus'
 
Agreeing with Flagg for the second time today. FUCK! Maybe my highschool techers were right about me....nahhhhh

Roland you will never, by my estimation, be a legend. There are many who wish you were a myth however. And, you are at least a decade short of being a man intelectualy and emotionaly if not chronologicaly.

Go and sit down in front of your parents TV turn on the cartoon network have one of your famous 30lb hamburgers and be thankfull that quantity and not quality of posts is the only criteria for reaching Guru.

Its nice to be hatefull once in a while:)
 
This Guru's about to turn. I sent Laurel a list of possible new titles. You'll see the winner when I hit 1000, which could be later today if I get bored. (No parties, please) Here are the rejected titles:

"The Post with the Most"
"In This Corner"
"For Your Dancing Pleasure"
"You've Tried the Rest, Now Try the Best"
"Joker, Toker, Midnight Smoker"
"The Voice of One Crying In the Desert"
"And Now For Something Completely Different"
"Unleash the Boomba!"
and
"Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, and, oh yes my friends, Really Experienced"'
 
Hes quoting from the time he caught Roland playing dressup with a plastic sword and a bedsheet cape.

Granted Roland was all juiced up on highly sugared slush and had just played a 48 hour marathon D&D match with the guys from the audio visual squad.
 
First Lady Monica Bing?

ok now i am even more mixed up Chandler ..

and did you know that Dixon is trying to figure out whether you should marry Monica or not .. hey that would make her Canada's first lady ..
 
Your mixed up ... and i'm hoping I don't have to stand up ... at least anytime soon after reading your cyclical felatio excitement response on the other thread.

WOW!

BTW, I think its good to confuse DCL once in a while.
 
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Expertise said:
Your mixed up ... and i'm hoping I don't have to stand up ... at least anytime soon after reading your cyclical felatio excitement response on the other thread. WOW!
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oh thank you Chandler luv .. i was wondering what that bulge was in your pocket .. i mean with Canada's gun control laws, i didn't think it was a gun .. ;)
 
Awww shucks April the feelings mutual.
 
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