Experience Hooman fertile writer for story wanted.

[HordHolm]

Greetings Earthlings. Please forgive useless fingers as typing is done usual by neural link on planet my. I seek Hooman writer for once in light year opportunity to colabrate on story. Many exciting probes and other vibrating items purpose for internal body explore we have, but need Hooman breasts big with for perspective of being explored. Does loud pleasure noise make when explored? Does shake and tremble and invoke deity when on examination table? From my planet we have no experience and not think into the footshoes of another being outside own experience.

So, we need to give positive side of UFO abduction and medical investigation. Must make fertile Hoomans unnerstand that exploration body of by my people to not afraid be of and actual fun be. Afraid if we not authentic Hoomans will laugh, so detail from right to be experienced Hooman necessary. Please send pic. Redhead preferred, better with no external sex appendages except big breasts for lactose production. We can online meet for naked briefing.

 

[EmilyMiller]

My FMC ended up being rather fertile in: Coleoidphilia

Em

 

[gunhilltrain]

I know you are an extraterrestrial (from our point-of-view, anyway) so I can understand your shakiness with English grammar and spelling. Yet I would have thought a civilization as advanced as yours would have the proper translation technology to get it right.

 

[Djmac1031]

E.T. is back and, apparently, horny as fuck.

 

[Euphony]

E.T. is back and, apparently, horny as fuck.

How come these E.T.s never phone homo?

 

[TheRedChamber]

OP is clearly a scammer.

Only Ferengi pronounce human like that. Tempting as the offer may sound, do not collaborate with them. You will never get your royalty cheques.

 

[HordHolm]

Greetings again Earthlings greetings. It look that some have not sure credibility of once in light year opportunity truth. Our technology so advance that your tech not compatible which is what why it seem my message odd. If use my tech it using ultra-sonic warp laser to crack a nut as you funny ha ha say. So must use your weak tech to comincate.

Our offer real. Need fertile Hooman big breasts good for write. Truth only, not lie, not understand why writers here think we lie. Without Hooman understand in write about examination insertion with vibratey things happiness and loud pleasure, then other Hoomans not believe writing is real. We only want create something good and help Hooman writer get red H. Understand that important. Think big breast writer Hooman redhead would be greatful. Send pic, important. Happy to send pic of gonopods in return if that happy make.

We no not who is this Ferengi someone say about.

 

[Trionyx]

If your kind is so advanced, would have thought you would understand a light year is a measure of distance and not a measure of time.

 

[TheRedChamber]

If your kind is so advanced, would have thought you would understand a light year is a measure of distance and not a measure of time.

Shh, I want to know how many parsecs he can do the Kessel run in.

 

[SeraphNocturne]

These threads are quickly becoming my favorites.

 

[HordHolm]

Not greetings Earthlings. Anger. No redhead pics sent. No Hooman fertile big breasts say to colabrate on vibratey story. Hooman loss. No story will be of great pleasure trip in orbit with mingling of sex bits. Will try luck at Proxima Centauri. Inhabiters there not repressed such as here. Silly Hoomans not no what not getting.

Outta Here at appreciable fraction of light speed...

 

[gunhilltrain]

Not greetings Earthlings. Anger. No redhead pics sent. No Hooman fertile big breasts say to colabrate on vibratey story. Hooman loss. No story will be of great pleasure trip in orbit with mingling of sex bits. Will try luck at Proxima Centauri. Inhabiters there not repressed such as here. Silly Hoomans not no what not getting.

Outta Here at appreciable fraction of light speed...

Don't you have females of your own, ah, species? What's wrong with them? Assuming you are under the same evolutionary factors as life on Earth, you should be hard-wired to like your own kind. I know, the tentacles thing with Humans, but that's an anomaly, perhaps. In any case, Humans are indeed pretty kinky, although relations with extraterrestrials is a niche interest at best.

 

[SeraphNocturne]

...If you were looking for a brunette vampiress, we could talk. Alas...