execution choice

[Hypoxia]

If you were about to be executed and you had a choice, what method of execution would you choose?

 

[Super-Surprise]

Old age.

 

[Saint Peter]

Bullet to the head.

Thanks!

 

[EternalFantasies]

Drained from the cock.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Over eating.

 

[rae121452]

If you were about to be executed and you had a choice, what method of execution would you choose?

smothered to death by tom hardy sitting on my face.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

May I call in sick on this one?

smothered to death by tom hardy sitting on my face.

 

[Hypoxia]

Over eating.

As in, force-fed till you explode like the gourmand in that Monty Python film?

So, the execution chamber holds a dentist's chair into which the condemned (you) be strapped, head immobilized, a wide funnel inserted into your forced-open mouth. Into the funnel are poured diced scraps from the prison kitchen. Ooh, yummy. Swallow fast...

I think medieval torturers had tricks like that.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

As in, force-fed till you explode like the gourmand in that Monty Python film?

So, the execution chamber holds a dentist's chair into which the condemned (you) be strapped, head immobilized, a wide funnel inserted into your forced-open mouth. Into the funnel are poured diced scraps from the prison kitchen. Ooh, yummy. Swallow fast...

I think medieval torturers had tricks like that.

No I prefer to eat at restaurants or at home without anyone force feeding me. I hope that it takes years and years for me to succumb to over eating.

 

[Ramone45]

The Guillotine looks efficient, but I worry about those few seconds of residual consciousness after your head comes off. People who get hanged look dead pretty quick. The best would probably be a bullet to the head. You probably don't feel a thing.

 

[ronmcc2448]

I wont have to worry about it! Now people being executed. I feel depending on there crime they should suffer the same consequence. Eye for a eye in public. Would slow down the crime and murder in the US.

I also believe we should start cleaning out death rows here in the US either by firing squad,hanging. Line them up.

 

[Hypoxia]

No I prefer to eat at restaurants or at home without anyone force feeding me. I hope that it takes years and years for me to succumb to over eating.

Sorry, that's slow suicide, not execution.

Too bad the poll only allows ten options. I had to omit:

* Blasted by artillery (a Kim family tradition)
* Cycled out an airlock (in space or underwater)
* Buried neck-deep in beach sand at low tide
* Thrown into a volcano, or from a height
* Given concrete overshoes
* Staked over an anthill
* Drawn and quartered
* Iron maiden

I'm sure y'all can come up with methods I've missed.

 

[Comshaw]

As in, force-fed till you explode like the gourmand in that Monty Python film?

So, the execution chamber holds a dentist's chair into which the condemned (you) be strapped, head immobilized, a wide funnel inserted into your forced-open mouth. Into the funnel are poured diced scraps from the prison kitchen. Ooh, yummy. Swallow fast...

I think medieval torturers had tricks like that.

No actually like the guy who was murdered through gluttony in "Seven".

And my choice if it came to that would be hanging. Done properly when you hit the end of the rope you die instantly.


Comshaw

 

[KeithD]

Death by chocolate.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

If you were about to be executed and you had a choice, what method of execution would you choose?

OD on opioids

 

[ryan8558]

Death by chocolate.

ala Augustus Gloop?

 

[Hypoxia]

A faithful reader reminds me that I forgot exsanguination. I also neglected: Breaking on the wheel. Gas chamber. Venomous creatures. Crushed or ripped apart by elephants or horses. Shot from cannon. Boiling, Impalement. Keelhauling. Stoning. And many more.

 

[Liar]

Something hilarious, so I finally go viral.

 

[OldJourno]

Give me enough valium to calm a rampaging elephant, then have a marksman, unannounced, empty the magazine from an M16 in the back of my head from point blank range while I'm viewing pictures of family and friends.

 

[pink]

Ehhhhh too creepy for me. Sorry.

 

[eyerphobia]

girlsmalley drowning me with her lesbo juices.