Excuses, Excuses!

[BubblyBookworm]

What excuse would you give someone if they caught you having sex?

 

[sxydiva]

I'd like to think I wouldn't need an excuse. But if I had to come up with one I'd just say that I was helping them get their daily need for exercise.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I'd like to think I wouldn't need an excuse. But if I had to come up with one I'd just say that I was helping them get their daily need for exercise.

Perhaps, some push-ups?

 

[Dave_Loves_Puss]

If I was caught by another man screwing his wife, I would high five him, walk out and tell him not to forget to thank me for warming her up for him.

If I was caught by my wife screwing another woman, I'd tell her I was practicing new technique to try on her later.

If I was caught by anyone screwing my wife, I'd just stand up, point at my big cock and say "now you see why she has stuck with me for 24 years!"

 

[_Hawkmoon_]

She checks out fine. Next time just bring her down to the shop.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

discovered by a kid: I'd tell them it was a medical procedure that you have to get when you're 39

discovered by an adult: I'd just tell them to get out because I'm fucking, and they're next

 

[bogusguy]

Just having platonic sexercises! Gotta stay healthy!

 

[meop79]

But BubblyBookworm said it was ok!

 

[Ginmill72]

Doing my part to bring a little more happiness into the world with a massive endorphin release.

 

[Terranim]

"Hello, I'm with the TSA, and I'm just doing a quick cavity search..."

 

[MrEd63]

I'm a passing door to door condom salesman doing a free fitting

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I'm a passing door to door condom salesman doing a free fitting

Opens the door, and steals the condom; thank you!! "These will come in handy."

 

[BubblyBookworm]

My penis itched and I was just trying to scratch it, really, I swear.

Is this a "Scratch my itch and I'll scratch yours kind of thing?" ~~~

 

[Bookishleigh]

Just had to make sure everything was still working! Yep, we're good here.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

It is all A case of who you are caught by and in what scenario.

Mine is basically the kids and the lines range from "Mummy is just tickling Daddy" her on top
To "We are just wrestling" me on top.

Of course that last one does not really work well when the kids then decide to 'Help' by jumping on Daddies back to get him off Mummy. Then again her eyes did glaze over a little as I was still firmly inside her.

 

[Ausbellbaby]

It is all A case of who you are caught by and in what scenario.

Mine is basically the kids and the lines range from "Mummy is just tickling Daddy" her on top
To "We are just wrestling" me on top.

Of course that last one does not really work well when the kids then decide to 'Help' by jumping on Daddies back to get him off Mummy. Then again her eyes did glaze over a little as I was still firmly inside her.

Hehe I've actually used these lines before they do kinda work until my girls wanted to "wrestle" I did scare off my last dud fuck this way so it dose have its plus side.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Hehe I've actually used these lines before they do kinda work until my girls wanted to "wrestle" I did scare off my last dud fuck this way so it dose have its plus side.

That's a good one!!!!

 

[Everyday_Man]

What excuse would you give someone if they caught you having sex?

It's not what it looks like, she was dead when we started.

(Although, I'm sure I'll ever have to use that excuse, but you need to think about these things now and again for when that 'what if' moment occurs.)

 

[BubblyBookworm]

It's not what it looks like, she was dead when we started.

(Although, I'm sure I'll ever have to use that excuse, but you need to think about these things now and again for when that 'what if' moment occurs.)

I was just giving her mouth to mouth?

 

[Everyday_Man]

I was just giving her mouth to mouth?

Then the'd probably answer, 'you're suppose to pump her chest with your hands not her $&*#^ with your *$(*$@'

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Impossible question.

I don't have time for sex. I'm too busy posting.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Then the'd probably answer, 'you're suppose to pump her chest with your hands not her $&*#^ with your *$(*$@'

But she needs nourishment, and I thought the spray would awaken her... LOL.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I was checking her temperature....

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I was checking her temperature....

Is she overheated?