excitement

[KRCummings]

Start with the first story in the sig line.

50, count 'em, 50 women in a crate on a semi.


You can't make that shit up.

Male teenage fantasies are a strange thing.

 

[KRCummings]

You're just a hard ass. Do you realize how long the ice fishing season lasts in Canada?

Because I can sometimes be very dense I just now caught that you were making a play on the word allure.

 

[sweet_lusciousdesire]

whatever

 

[sweet_lusciousdesire]

whatever

 

[islandman]

This comes from a person who thinks .... He thought. is a sentence....What's that saying again about glass houses and throwing stones?...

Thank you for reminding me what how lousy it feels to be a hater. Thanks for bringing out the worst in me. cheers

You should be an actress.

 

[Squibbs]

Fresh powder with first run down the mountain is a good one.

Nothing trumps a sexy ass.

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[sweet_lusciousdesire]

laughing

whatever

 

[bg23]

Now I'm laughing my face off. I viewed some of your work. Your writing skills are pathetic! Thanks for leaving all those nasty notes for me. Just remember YOU chose to start this haters game.

Finally he pulled out and sprayed hot cum all over her face with strong "Roarrr".

well okay then

 

[islandman]

The phrase "hot cum" has always troubled me.

At best, cum's temp is average body temp minus a few degrees given that it resides outside of the male trunk.

So, 98.6F - 2/3/4F = 94ishF?

At that temp, cum would register as "cooler", relatively speaking.

So, my question is, why propagate the myth of "hot cum?????

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

No. You're right, the allure of sexual gratification is at the top of everything - but 'sexual gratification' can be defined in quite broad ways by different individuals and can include lots of facets of experiences.

Yes to the snow - have done that/still do when I can. A whole day up and down the slopes is like time stopped.

However THE number 1 most amazing experience I have ever had is to stand at the winning post as a racehorse you own goes past the line in first position...Seriously, when it happened I went hot all over, I thought the sun was shining just for me right then and that everyone was looking at me and that I was at that precise second, by default, the smartest guy in the world, along with anyone else who also owned a winning racehorse (I figured it was a club of very privileged people). Even though I knew logically it was a stupid set of thoughts, they were impossible to stop - they just kind of welled-up by themselves, and quite forcefully too. The horse did all of the hard work, the trainer most of the rest, and the jockey quite a bit too - but you, the owner, get the peak excitement.

Even at the first occasion when it happened I figured I would never forget the experience the whole of my life and I never have so far. (But I figure I must also actually know 'something' about horses because I have personally selected and owned three and all of them have been city winners - which is a rare thing). Statistically you wouldn't expect that rate of success.

I am positive there are other experiences that are like this too. I'm just still stuck thinking about the horse winning and can't think of anything else! Now that I've reminded myself!!

 

[bronzeage]

The phrase "hot cum" has always troubled me.

At best, cum's temp is average body temp minus a few degrees given that it resides outside of the male trunk.

So, 98.6F - 2/3/4F = 94ishF?

At that temp, cum would register as "cooler", relatively speaking.

So, my question is, why propagate the myth of "hot cum?????

Without considering the temperature when it's brand new, nothing gets cold faster than semen. It seems to have super cooling properties when exposed to air.

 

[KRCummings]

Now I'm laughing my face off. I viewed some of your work. Your writing skills are pathetic! Thanks for leaving all those nasty notes for me. Just remember YOU chose to start this haters game.

Did I claim otherwise?
I seem to have gotten under your skin a bit. Why is that?

 

[IndieSnob]

Did I claim otherwise?
I seem to have gotten under your skin a bit. Why is that?

Because you're like a cancer that invades the body. Not the real type of cancer though. That fake leukemia type cancer, one in which others make up to use to cry about your constant bullying of them.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[KRCummings]

Because you're like a cancer that invades the body. Not the real type of cancer though. That fake leukemia type cancer, one in which others make up to use to cry about your constant bullying of them.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I should be but I'm not. It's a personal failing that I'm working on. Perhaps in 20 years or so after much hard work I can find it in myself to be ashamed.

 

[CandiCame]

Is there anything more exciting, or comes even close to the allure of sexual gratification?

Skiing on fresh powder is a close second for me. and you?

Certain hallucinogenic episodes- that idea that you don't know what's real, don't know where you are- brings out this primal curiosity where you have this constant "I'm in trouble" feeling, but it isn't bad- it's literally a reminder that you're alive, but you could die any second. Having to get out of the car and take a deep breath because the road just literally melted in front of you and then getting screamed at by a gnome in a pink taxi for blocking traffic. Having to remind yourself that you're on drugs and that you know for a fact none of that is real, but that surreality makes it even more exciting because you're praying you didn't accidentally OD at the same exact time you're thinking that it would be fucking awesome to catch that gnome's band's show- as he explains that he's in an all Gnome Aerosmith cover-band (he plays bass) then getting back on the road and knowing that you have to eat something- anything or you're going to get really, really sick, but when you go into the minimart there's a fucking cop in there by the goddamn doughnuts and motherfuck do you want some powdered doughnuts, but this isn't a normal high, you can't pretend that you're not high right now, so you just kind of curl into a little ball in the backseat and pray he leaves, but there's a two headed charmander on the window staring at you and you can't see past him to see if you're going to get arrested or not because the little fucker won't move even though you've told him to a million times and you know for a fact that you have all 8 badges.

 

[kbate]

Sex pales when compared to a 5 foot post and rail fence at 25 miles per hour or to galloping down any hill with more than a 5% grade or to the instant when hounds strike and go off in full-cry.

It isn't even on the board compared to when a kid does something great for the first time - and knows they did something.

 

[pink]

Sex pales in compare to when I learn a new crochet stitch. Now that is excitement.

 

[CandiCame]

Sex pales in compare to when I learn a new crochet stitch. Now that is excitement.

Crochet is some hardcore shit.

 

[pink]

Crochet is some hardcore shit.

You know it, babe.

 

[KRCummings]

Sex pales in compare to when I learn a new crochet stitch. Now that is excitement.

I get this. When I finished my first quilt it was better than the best sex.

 

[CandiCame]

You know it, babe.

Crochet is especially hardcore if you start out knitting. It's a mindfuck.

 

[sweet_lusciousdesire]

The phrase "hot cum" has always troubled me.

At best, cum's temp is average body temp minus a few degrees given that it resides outside of the male trunk.

So, 98.6F - 2/3/4F = 94ishF?

At that temp, cum would register as "cooler", relatively speaking.

So, my question is, why propagate the myth of "hot cum?????

I know after I work out at the gym I have hot pee, so maybe a guy has to work out before sex to have hot cum. hmmmm worth finding out!

 

[sweet_lusciousdesire]

Start with the first story in the sig line.

50, count 'em, 50 women in a crate on a semi.


You can't make that shit up.

Yeah, of course you can make that shit up. The imagination knows no limits. Television is a good inspiration too. Maybe I should write a story about trolls getting their just rewards...hmmmm, a good hacking spyware program should faciliate that happening, good story line?...some good inspiration can be found on this thread...starring KC ...the chicken lady.....and her rickitty old friend Ms Crochett..... Did i spellllll everytghing right? Do I really give a fuck? NOOOO

 

[bronzeage]

I know after I work out at the gym I have hot pee, so maybe a guy has to work out before sex to have hot cum. hmmmm worth finding out!

See now, there's your next story. A hot shower after a hot work out. The thing writes itself.

 

[CandiCame]

I know after I work out at the gym I have hot pee, so maybe a guy has to work out before sex to have hot cum. hmmmm worth finding out!

So you don't consider sex a workout?