Exception to the Rule

[Muse_bella]

What are your 'exceptions to the rules'?

For example, you like tall, buff men, and yet you're married to a man shorter than you of slight build.

Or you HATE Italian food, except for fettucini alfredo.

Or you won't go near redheads... except for that one chick you KNOW is trouble, and you can't help it.


Tell me. I'm curious. Nosey. Whatever you want to call it.

What are your rules, and how do you break them?

 

[Queersetti]

I don't post responses in threads started by virgins.

 

[Muse_bella]

I don't post responses in threads started by virgins.

Why thank you for making me your exception!

*curtsies*

 

[silver gurl]

Don't like white milk but I will drink chocolate milk.

 

[Muse_bella]

Don't like white milk but I will drink chocolate milk.

Chocolate milk is the bomb.

Do you drink almond milk or rice milk instead?

 

[silver gurl]

Chocolate milk is the bomb.

Do you drink almond milk or rice milk instead?

Nope. No milk. Well, unless it is my bowl of cereal. I should give almond milk a try.

 

[Queersetti]

I didn't even know almonds were mammals.

 

[Muse_bella]

Nope. No milk. Well, unless it is my bowl of cereal. I should give almond milk a try.

I really like almond milk, though I confess, only if it's slightly sweetened. The plain stuff just tastes bitter.

I didn't even know almonds were mammals.

Oh of course they are! They only move when you're not looking. Unfortunately, you have to kill them to milk them.


... kinda like how the praying mantis has to rip her mate's head off to boink him.


Kinda. But not really.

 

[Sean Renaud]

So they are like Toys, Cars, Bugs, my house and my feelings? So much shit moves while I'm not watching. Do I move when they aren't watching?

 

[wildebird]

So they are like Toys, Cars, Bugs, my house and my feelings? So much shit moves while I'm not watching. Do I move when they aren't watching?

Yes...everything is in motion, really. No exceptions to that rule.

My exception - I love all the seasons...except winter.

 

[Hypoxia]

(in general)

I never met a person I didn't like.

But in your case, I'll make an exception.

 

[Sinny]

I hate all soda pop. Except root beer. Basically I will drink any kind of root beer, except diet. That stuff is terrible and I think artificial sweeteners should be banned for infinity along with turkey bacon and soy cheese. Vile.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I've never asked a female poster on Lit for nekkid pics.
I made a singular exception with Pookie, mainly because I'd never seen someone with a third nipple.
Her pubic hair styled into a palm tree was unique, too.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Turkey Bacon is amazing, you bite your tongue.

Or I will

 

[RobDownSouth]

Geez Sean, really?

Everything okay at home?

I'm beginning to worry about you.

Turkey bacon...SMH.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Turkey bacon is great, not quite real bacon but just fine. And turkey sausage>regular sausage. Those birds are amazing. I shall banish they to a forbidden kingdom for eternity for your insolence.

 

[Sinny]

The only person who would defend turkey bacon is a person who drinks diet soda and margarine. Fucking margarine! Frankenfood. All of it.

How hard? I like it hard.

 

[Sinny]

You clearly don't own a sausage grinder, because if you did, you would know that homemade pork sausage is the best sausage ever.

 

[Ishmael]

I don't post responses in threads started by virgins.

*chuckle*

Ishmael

 

[Wrong Element]

I typically avoid speaking to the mentally ill. But at Lit, I do it all the time.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I do own a sausage grinder in fact! It was a hand me down from. . .I don't think anybody really knows what male in my family first owned that thing. My dad claims it came from his grandfather, but my grandfather made the same claim when he was alive and senile. How it works? I dunno. I also have one of those old timey phones. I don't even know what they are called cus it's rotary but the speaker and mike are separate so you need to hands!

Also the only diet soda I touch is old school diet Dr. Pepper. Comes in a silver can like graph paper. All other diet sodas are garbage. Margerine. . .I guess you can cook with it or lube a pan in a pinch. But you really have to ask yourself how you got into that situation to begin with.

You taste coppery.

I don't eat fish. Except shark. If someone had told me Mako was as delicious as it is Jaws would have been a story about a black guy learning to swim because he was hungry. . .oh and he saved the day because the shark was doing something that he could care less about.

No country music, but "Can't fight the moonlight" is golden.

RomComs can be outlawed but I want a signed copy of Friends with Benefits first.

Lit's Republicans/Conservatives are fucking morons with 2.5 exception. Colonel Hogan~The exception that PROVES the rule. Que~ wrong more often than not but not a moron, Lovecraft~ He's too angry to be a moron. I'm sure there is a Bruce Banner under there.

I bloody hate the Playground and all it's denizens.
Save Je'Taime

I like strawberries but not strawberry flavored anything. (Not sure if that's an exception.)

 

[Muse_bella]

I hate all soda pop. Except root beer. Basically I will drink any kind of root beer, except diet. That stuff is terrible and I think artificial sweeteners should be banned for infinity along with turkey bacon and soy cheese. Vile.

I think you might be my long-lost sister.

 

[Muse_bella]

The only person who would defend turkey bacon is a person who drinks diet soda and margarine. Fucking margarine! Frankenfood. All of it.

How hard? I like it hard.

Quite seriously, are we related?!

 

[Muse_bella]

I typically avoid speaking to the mentally ill. But at Lit, I do it all the time.

Well now, that's informative. *laughs*

 

[Sinny]

you have a hand-cranked sausage grinder and don't know how it works? You should be punished for that.
punished hard, very hard
You are so right on artificially flavored berry anything. Wrong. So wrong. It always tastes like 1972 when food scientists had their fancy terms and shiny labs and propensity for fucking with stuff that tasted the same for 300 years before they got their hands on it.