Eww ick and yuk.

[destinie21]

I'm just posting a friendly reply to all the PM's I've recived in the last 24 hrs

1. No I do not like facials unless you are a MAC represntative or to a lesser extent a Clinique representative equipped with a make up set and of course credentials.

2. I'm taken and no I wont send you naked pictures.

3. Please don't send me naked pictures especially men I don't find cocks to be cute nor there discharge particularly appealing.

4. No you cannot do me up the butt either, I thought that was patently obvious what with the computer and all but in any case NO you may not offer to do me up the butt either.




Thank you and goodnight.

 

[ffreak]

OMG! How can people be so illiterate? I happen to like the past few AV's you have posted - if they are of you, you really do have a nice ass, the curve and your thighs are something a teenager could be envious of, but where did anyone see any kind of hint that:

1) you like boys; did they miss the Mrs. D that's married to Mrs. D? (I forgot, obviously they don't read)
2) you talk only about the taste of a woman, never a man in anything of yours I've read. (Oh, yeah, they can't read)
3) your most recent poems. (Damn, they really are illiterate)

Some people are relentlessly brain dead is all I can say. How could anyone think that they would get a positive response from someone by sending unwanted images or suggestions.

OK, well, I've gone to the playground - and came running out as fast as I could go - maybe it was some of those youngsters (speaking of how little of their mind seems to work).

So where does harmless flirting become a signal to other people that you want to be treated rudely?

-FF (for those she's talking about, we like our Mrs. D - you don't want to upset her )

 

[Icingsugar]

Damn. Leave our D alone.

1. What business is that of theirs anyway?
2. Even if you were single, why would you?
3. Eww. What's driving those pepole?
4. See #3

What triggered all that? Your new AV? There are some sad freaks out there...

 

[cookiejar]

I think it's the old chestnut...they think a good man will reform you.

 

[oggbashan]

We love you as you are - someone else's beloved who shares her happiness with us.

Please ignore the stupidities of others.

Og

 

[Jenny _S]

Dammn it!!

Destinie... I'm pissed!

You're getting my pms !

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Dammn it!!

Destinie... I'm pissed!

You're getting my pms !

Ok, I read that totally wrong, I hope. You do mean PM:s or PMS?

/Ice'd and confused

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Dammn it!!

Destinie... I'm pissed!You're getting my pms !

Dear Dest,
Someone at the AH is sending you PMs like that? How ... gauche. Seriously, there's no room for that amongst us. I'm not always the most tasteful and PC, but we're friends here.
MG
Ps. Leave it to BS to get the address wrong.
Pps. Juwanna set on my fase?

 

[LorriLove]

hmmmmmmm

wow you get some good one's and you aren't bloody interested

honey like it or not you're a woman and you're gunna get the perverts write you occasionally, just ignore

while i'm here, to the guy who pm'd me yesterday.

"yes hun i will, if it really is 14 inches long that is and you can fuck all night like you say, and of course your friends and you wife and labrador can join in"

lorri the slut, who incidentally guys, likes naughty pm's, wink.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Dammn it!!

Dear Dest, Someone at the AH is sending you PMs like that? How ... gauche.

Maths, that's not a very subtle innuendo.

Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Re: Dammn it!!

Originally posted by perdita Maths, that's not a very subtle innuendo.

Dear Pertida,
No innuendo intended. We all know our Gauchie wouldn't do something like that. Would he?
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Dammn it!!

Would he?

My last suggestion on this, Maths. Edit out that two-word doubt.

warningly, Perdita

 

[Guest]

Re: hmmmmmmm

lorri the slut, who incidentally guys, likes naughty pm's, wink.

Only from 'guys', love? I'm disappointed.

Perdita

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: hmmmmmmm

Only from 'guys', love? I'm disappointed.

Perdita

generic term love, feel free

 

[raphy]

*grins at Lorri and seconds what Og said*

We love ya Mrs D =)

 

[destinie21]

Re: Dammn it!!

Destinie... I'm pissed!

You're getting my pms !

Jen I love you like a play cousin but I don't want your pms or your pm's


The Mrs. who will carry on being a shamless flirt and a smart ass

 

[destinie21]

Does anybody know what a cold lunch is?
or a The Jelly Donut

 

[Clay Tanner]

The Jelly Donut...

Destie: My guess is that would refer to anal with the lube. I have one for you and all here to consider: In Tom Clancy's latest book, "Teeth of the Tiger" Clancy describes a young arab who frequented prostitutes as having a sexual preference for "Chicken in the Basket". Even the website MathGirl likes to share from doesn't have that one.

Clay - getting hungry.

 

[destinie21]

Does anybody know what a cold lunch is?
or a The Jelly Donut

Okay I found out what these two things were and frankly I really don't see how I could be more disgusted.

Cold lunch : puking on a woman while she give you head.


Needless to say eww, along with a hearty dose of hell no, mixed with a threat on your life. Shaken not stirred.



Jelly Donut: Giving a woman a facial then punching/slapping her in the face causing her nose to bleed.

If anyone has seen some of the posts on the I just needed
to vent thread they would know how upsetting the latter would be to me over and above how disturbing anything like that already is. So I have to wonder is someone being a regular run of the mill jerk off jack ass or is it more than that.

The Mrs.
^Confused and hurt.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I don't blame you a bit.

I'm prety kinky and perverse but those suggestions just turn my stomach. I wonder if this is supposed to be a come on or a form of hate mail?

<hugs and pats>
Sweet

If they don't stop after you rudely tell them to fuck off, report them imediatly, that's my suggestion.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I'm checking out your stories, do you know that your profile still says 'single.' NOt an excuse for deplorable behavior, but it might be time for an update

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by destinie21 Okay I found out what these two things were and frankly I really don't see how I could be more disgusted.(

Dear Des,
If you wish to explore uncharted territory, I could suggest a chat with BS.
Sororolily,
MG

 

[ffreak]

Love the new AV, Mrs. D - dignity and attitude.

Uh, these meanings are not the ones I've heard.

Cold Lunch - involves mayo and ham, wrapped, rubbed, slathered, and the requisite clean-up (I'm assuming the mayo is flavored)

Jelly Donut - supposed to be stuck in place and then nibbled off, jelly and top coating of frosting require much licking to remove.

-FF (trying to be helpful and balanced)

 

[ffreak]

Love the new AV, Mrs. D - dignity and attitude.

Uh, these meanings are not the ones I've heard.

Cold Lunch - involves mayo and ham, wrapped, rubbed, slathered, and the requisite clean-up (I'm assuming the mayo is flavored)

Jelly Donut - supposed to be stuck in place and then nibbled off, jelly and top coating of frosting require much licking to remove.

-FF (trying to be helpful and balanced)

 

[destinie21]

Love the new AV, Mrs. D - dignity and attitude.

Uh, these meanings are not the ones I've heard.

Cold Lunch - involves mayo and ham, wrapped, rubbed, slathered, and the requisite clean-up (I'm assuming the mayo is flavored)

Jelly Donut - supposed to be stuck in place and then nibbled off, jelly and top coating of frosting require much licking to remove.

-FF (trying to be helpful and balanced)

thanks for the comps.
BTW my "PM stalker" replied to my question posted last night via the story feedback option which allowed the reply to go right to my mail box That's the reply they sent along with some other hateful stuff but I had the good sense to stop reading and trash it before the end. Oh well I guess


edited to add Ewwww to the definitions by FF. I'm STILL highly disgusted.