EVRYTHING is going wrong today. And now AIM is pissing me off too.

[Xander]

Where's Deborah when you wanna borrow a gun, and kill something/someone??

This is NOT my day.

 

[Ezzie]

You can kill me if you'd like, Xander. I feel half dead today anyway.

Sorry your day isn't going so well. How 'bout a hug?

 

[Expertise]

Welcome to Expertises Bargain Basemant Arms Bazaar

Monday Special

7.62mm FN-FAL's recently arrived from Argentina barely used


Or how about this dandy little Cruise Missile low miles and sporty.... ooo la la ba-boom


Expertises Bargain Arms Bazaar c'mon down.

(Appologies to Robin Williams)

 

[Xander]

Ezzie. I don't wanna kill YOU. I'll take that hug instead

Expertise. I was thinking more close encounter weapons. Youknow the ones that makes a REALLY nasty mess behind, and not even your dentist is able to identify the body. Got anything in that department??

 

[Ezzie]

A hug it is then

(((((Xander)))))) Hope my belly doesn't get in the way. I know it's kind of hard to get your arms all the way around me. lol Anyway, hope the hug helps.

 

[Xander]

Re: A hug it is then

(((((Xander)))))) Hope my belly doesn't get in the way. I know it's kind of hard to get your arms all the way around me. lol Anyway, hope the hug helps.

sure do Ezzie.

 

[Expertise]

Up close and personal nothing beats a shotgun with Flechette rounds or 00 buck.

Personaly my shotguns are rather elegant things that are for skeet, trap and upland bird hunting. You need a Deer or combat model.

I really suggest that you explore some other avenues of stress reduction before you take up arms. Unless the gunfire will be directed at the computer. As far as that goes I have been tempted to pull an "Y2K Elvis" on my box a time or two as well.

 

[Xander]

Expertise

I got three miles of cabelling, a new netowrk, and 35 workstations to shoot. and I want ALL the killings to be up close and personal hehehehe

A shotgun with 00 buckshots, sounds like my kinda deal then. Thanks.

 

[Guest]

 

[Juliangel]

{{{Xander}}} Hope things get better.

[Edited by Juliangel on 11-20-2000 at 09:42 AM]

 

[Silverlily]

Up close and personal nothing beats a shotgun with Flechette rounds or 00 buck.

note to self - NEVER piss Expertise off.

Hmm, I dunno, 100 feet of det-cord and a block of C-4 is pretty "up close and personal".

Sorry you're having such a bad day, X-man. Here, kitty kisses for you <mwah!>

 

[Mustang Sally]

*BIG HUGS* for X-man!

Kick the wall, punch a pillow, sit in your office (or car, or whatever) and let out a wild howl! Always helps for me. LOL Of course, there are other kinds of physical release that might be much more fun. Can you think of any?

<wink wink>

 

[Xander]

(in prances lionness with flowers in hand!) Put those guns down! All you need is love! How about another hug, Xander? I might even throw in a kiss if you get those mean evil thoughts of killing out of your mind....

(Spanks Expertise on the hand!) You should be ashamed of yourself!!

*Dropping Shotgun by the sight of Lionness with flower in hand*

hehehehe *drool* hubba hubba hubba hubba

http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/cwm3d/3dsmirk.gif

Killing?? whose talking about killing. *discretely kicks gun away*

 

[Samuari]

Us Russian Okies just take a vodka bottle, fill it half full of gassoline, stick a cloth diaper in the the end, and get a box of matches.

 

[Expertise]

I am not by nature beligerant Kitten. I was merely offering my expertise to a friend with a problem. God that sounds like a line from The Sopranos.

Now that I am possesed of a better target assesment your idea of (properly placed) explosives seems like a far better choice.

Have fun with the networking X-man, hope you have a better day.

 

[Xander]

Kitten Eyes.
*kiss kiss* Lets feel the love tonight

There are other kinds of physical release that might be much more fun. Can you think of any?

<wink wink>

Think of any.....hehehehe is the Pope Catholic??

 

[Silverlily]

Expertise darlin', it was a joke.

I have much better uses for your expertise, btw.

 

[teresafannin]

Hi Xander, hang in there, hopefully with all these ladies around, your day will get better. I still have boot marks on my ass, but thanks for the brief chat. Hope to talk to you again. (((Xander)))

 

[R Nitelight]

teresafannin

I still have boot marks on my ass

I don't see any boot marks!

 

[Xander]

Hi Xander, hang in there, hopefully with all these ladies around, your day will get better. I still have boot marks on my ass, but thanks for the brief chat. Hope to talk to you again. (((Xander)))

That's cool Sweetie. I've been kicked off all day long from every existant Net there is.
I hope the day will improve. Otherwise I might end up looking a little like this. With a shotgun, loaded with 00 buckshots, in my hands.

http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/dvv/esmil.gif

 

[teresafannin]

Nitelight, you might not be looking close enough-lol. That damn ICQ has kicked my ass several times today. Probably the computer goddess telling me I should be getting ready to go to work, but I have no motivation at all today.

Attention Lit Ladies, since I have to go to work soon, you all will have to help make the rest of the day better for Xander & then you have to tell all about it. I won't see my sweetie until Wednesday, so will have to live vicariously through you. Everyone have a good afternoon, think of me slaving away to get ready for "Black Friday".

Talk to you soon, Xander, let me know how the ladies do today-wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

 

[Guest]

 

[Xander]

*handing Expertise a box of chocolates and some wine* I thought that I told you to put those big toys up! How about a massage or something? Xander needs a womens touch not...*points to guns* that! I can think of much funner things exploding!! *grinning* Can't you?

(looking for Xander) Xander, Xander.... now how about that hug and kiss?

*opening arms*

I'm right here Lionness

 

[Guest]

 

[Xander]

YAY!!!!!!

hehehehehe *turning all putty in Lionness' arms*

Oh boy.....