Evil Spell

CreamyLady

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I've just come from another site (sorry, Laurel, but I've got email everywhere) and can't keep this to myself.

One of the role-playing rooms is called -- I'm not kidding here -- Dark Evil Master's Public Breading Room.

That's right, Breading. Not "Breeding," which is the intent of the scenes inside.

I have to ask -- how can anyone take Dark Evil Master seriously if he is breading his slaves instead of breeding them? Does he add spice to the crumbs, and what kind?

Does he soak them in buttermilk first?
 
Ewww! I simply hate breading! Battering is good, though! Wait, that doesn't sound good! Uh, fish dipped in batter as opposed to breaded fish? Shit, I'll just quit now!
 
Mmmmm...fried food

Somebody say something about battering? Or breading? or, bedding maybe? I could go for a bed now...
Now, come joing me in the Whipping (creame) Room--if you dare...
 
Re: Mmmmm...fried food

funny_guy said:
Now, come joing me in the Whipping (creame) Room--if you dare...

I am trying to think of something breaded or battered that would also take whipped cream . . .

All that comes to mind is a Belgian waffle.
 
MMMM breading

apple fritters-peach fritters-doughnuts...mmmm I want a master who breads me on a regular basis,will he handcuff me and feed me nibbles of fresh,warm Krispy Kremes....
 
No way...

I don't even wanna know if a deep fryer is involved...! Does he make the slaves call him...."Fry Daddy"???


This could end up being a "crumby" thread*snicker*

Did you see Mrs. Paul's there?? Probably being dommed by some dude named Gorton....


Fuck!!! Now I'm hungry....
 
Would you like fries with your breading? Please pull up to the second window, and un-handcuff your wrists. There's a good slave. We're having too much fun making fun of this guy :)
 
Re: MMMM breading

Earthgoddess said:
apple fritters-peach fritters-doughnuts...mmmm I want a master who breads me on a regular basis,will he handcuff me and feed me nibbles of fresh,warm Krispy Kremes....

I love doughnuts, but those Krispy Kremes have to be the worst ever! Is this supposed to be sexual torture, or gastronomic agony?
 
Re: Re: MMMM breading

Skibum said:
I love doughnuts, but those Krispy Kremes have to be the worst ever! Is this supposed to be sexual torture, or gastronomic agony?

Did someone say geriatric agony?
Someone call the police, he's battering and bedding old people!
 
I'm almost positive thats a felony in most states.

Bread me baby...make me a part of the law breaking crowd.

We got lawyers....they can get you off! *giggle*

I actually have a T-shirt that says that ~
Big Johnson lawyers....we got what it takes to get you off.
 
Re: Re: MMMM breading

Skibum said:
[QUOTEI love doughnuts, but those Krispy Kremes have to be the worst ever! Is this supposed to be sexual torture, or gastronomic agony?

I, personally, am very glad that the Krispy Kreme place is far enough away to make a run for the blueberry filled doughnuts something to think twice about!
 
Maybe Krispy Kremes are better than they were when I was in the South, lo' those many years ago. I remember them from Army mess halls, so it may be the association rather than the doughnuts.
 
Bad pun...bad pun...very bad pun!

It sounds like a great place to go and loaf when your feeling crusty.
 
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