Snake91143 said:Oh sure! Take pics!! Laffin....the two of you will have your arms and legs and tongues so intertwined..it will take weeks..maybe months to untangle!! Who is going to take pics?? I work...cheap...beer and a BJ is all I need for compensation.....deal??
Witch Eve said:Been there..done that..Now I just fuck-4-fun!! Wanna play??
Witch Eve said:
:rose
ran57gr said:Exactly!! Let's give him a taste of LUXURY to brighten up his day
Snake91143 said:I am not cheap!! And i am too clumsy to skate!! I am easy tho!!
ran57gr Quote:
Exactly!! Let's give him a taste of LUXURY to brighten up his day
Its about time the two of you compensated me!! How often do you find a debonair..sensitive..aristrocratic..loveable slut like me??
I will be spread-eagled ...naked and waiting!!
Witch Eve said:You have to be kidding!!That decrepate old wrinkled fart! Lets just put his wrinkled ole dick in the hose on the shop vac....give hima couple of beers....he will be in La-la land....then we can have the time to ourselves...grab a nice bottle of wine..a couple glasses...get naked and jump in the hot tub...when he "finally" comes out of the garage all weak and wobbling...we can send him to the fridge for more wine...isn't it nice that us women can think clearly!!
Witch Eve said:Do you know how to play.."hide the weenie in the bushes"?
I sense the two of you are conspiring...trying to get in my pants and take away my VIRGINITY!! Let me think about this awhile....Hmmmm Hmmmm OK!!ran57gr said:
no wonder I LOVE this lady!!!
Snake91143 said:I sense the two of you are conspiring...trying to get in my pants and take away my VIRGINITY!! Let me think about this awhile....Hmmmm Hmmmm OK!!
... in fact I was certain you'd have forgotten the word altogether
ran57gr said:I wasn't aware there were still traces of virginity on you
ran57gr said:
no wonder I LOVE this lady!!!
You better lay off my friend bigboy!! Get your own damn beer...go stand on the streetcorner with your pants around your ankles....maybe some dog will drop by and lick your balls for you..!Snake91143 said:Whenever I get an erection....its like being a virgin again! But then I suppose since your a woman you wouldn't understand at all....now the two of you get off your butts...I need a fresh beer and a BJ!
Hey Eve!! More pics!!!!
Witch Eve said:
Witch Eve said:Snake is just another typical man....I am sure when he was 3 yrs old he was playing with his testicles..and asked his mom..."Are these my brains?" She of course answered..."Not yet son!! not yet!"
Now...isan't it about time for me to turn on the "massageing jets"?
ran57gr said:At least at age 3 he could locate them... nowadays he has forgotten even where to start looking for them
Yes please turn the jets on............ ooooooo that feels so good
Lance Hardrock said:so just when did you find out about playing with your genitalia, dear Rania?
(I started about 6 or so, but didn't have my first orgasm until close to 12 if I remember correctly. That was sooooo long ago)
ran57gr said:I discovered the magic of a hand-held shower at age 11
Lance Hardrock said:and I bet you still LOVE it.
ran57gr said:nnnoo... soon after that, I discovered it was much more pleasant to position myself under the bathtub tap and adjust the flow of water to a gentler flow.... I've been having some mind-bending orgasms that way for years and years
nowadays I mostly use my finger
