Evil Boll Weevil: The man, the myth, the music critic.

[Starfish]

Tell me, why do I suck?


I am your greatest fan ever, but I still suck.

It is because I have bad taste in music, isn't it?

Tell me about what I SHOULD be listening to before I become a social nightmare of pop-idiotic confusion.


Well, I think if you don't want to do that, you can talk about the leafs here and some sex stuff, and maybe beer, but my music taste is and should be the most pressing issue here.


Know in your heart that even though I am acoustically defunct (only partially in my opinion), I worship you more than anyone else.

 

[Weevil]

Check the OR baby, it's just Weevil now.

Popular music sucks for the most part. Most people who like it dig it out of lack of exposure to other music. Plus it's endorsed by the Man, whitey and The Establishment.

So you have the three things I hate most, Suckiness, Lack of initiative and Whitey.

 

[Starfish]

I like to pretend it is still 2001 and you are still my bitch.


So, any good revealations lately?

 

[Weevil]

I like to pretend it is still 2001 and you are still my bitch.


So, any good revealations lately?

The truth of the matter is that with Pregnancy/Promotion/Mortgage I am much less hep than I used to be.

So I'm just listening to what I listened to in Sophomore year.

Oh, and Coldplay. The new Coldplay album is pretty good.

 

[Starfish]

Look, life does get sort of muddied by that shit, but you can't forget that you are hep. Nothing changes that.


Nostaligic music sabatacles are like fine wine. You must have it when you want it or you'll go nuts.

 

[Weevil]

Look, life does get sort of muddied by that shit, but you can't forget that you are hep. Nothing changes that.


Nostaligic music sabatacles are like fine wine. You must have it when you want it or you'll go nuts.

Except the very concept of nostalgia sabbaticals are contrary to who I am and identify me as the fogey I am becoming.

 

[Starfish]

Fogeism is a state of mind, pal.

 

[Weevil]

Fogeism is a state of mind, pal.

Well, sure. But I am in a state of mind where I can't spend hours a day at a used record shop or bugging friends for free tickets to clubs.

 

[Starfish]

And now you can't be of that state of mind, is that it?


So I see.

Over the hill yet? Let me know?

I'll prolly not see you on the other side till much later.