Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

[Fata Morgana]

Said Sophia Loren.

Kitty Schrodinger bring back your pasta cock gifs.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_njwd4sOdnV1rsxqqio1_500_zpsccgkr3oe.gif

 

[girlsmiley]

What is that? What is that little ball thing? Is it a meatball or something? Omg!

 

[Fata Morgana]

It looks like the end of a sausage. I eat spaghetti hoops on toast all the time.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They are called "Spaghetti O's"

Fucks sake.

Shopping precincts, hoops, lorry, bonnet.

It's like you people are from Mars.

 

[Fata Morgana]

They are called "Spaghetti O's"

Fucks sake.

Shopping precincts, hoops, lorry, bonnet.

It's like you people are from Mars.

HOOPS YOU CUNT.

 

[Saint Peter]

And you thought my stitched horse vagina av was bad.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And you thought my stitched horse vagina av was bad.

It's not quite as bad as Kitty's one where he was shoving pasta shells out. That was top gross. Dolf had an exploding arse once that was fab.

 

[Palamino19]

Suddenly, I'm not hungry...

 

[Adre]

Spaghetti hoops are not food you crazy cunt. Here, have a can of cheddar.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Spaghetti hoops are not food you crazy cunt. Here, have a can of cheddar.

How many hoops can you thread on your cock Andrex?

 

[Palamino19]

Those are clearly spaghetti-o's. They are disgusting on their own.

Though I am normally pro-penis, I believe now I am completely straight. Praise Jesus.

 

[Adre]

How many hoops can you thread on your cock Andrex?

Lucky for you that you're charming and irresistible.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cunts.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/TJ0032_zpsqlytz7iu.jpg

 

[Palamino19]

They are called "Spaghetti O's"

Fucks sake.

Shopping precincts, hoops, lorry, bonnet.

It's like you people are from Mars.

What, England has a Mars mission in the works? Where do I queue?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Lucky for you that you're charming and irresistible.

 

[hashtag45]

it has an STD.
not something that I would go for, but people are #

 

[Adre]

Exactly. Now go to bed.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Cunts.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/TJ0032_zpsqlytz7iu.jpg

Well there's your problem right there. Heinz makes pickles, not pasta

http://www.versusbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spaghettios.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

Campbells make soup, not pasta!

 

[Palamino19]

Nope, spaghetti-o's with meatballs. That is clearly a spaghetti-o meatball being ejaculated hands free.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Heinz sounds German. You know who else was German?


Hitler.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Exactly. Now go to bed.

I'm in bed but pondering going downstairs and having some of these fuckers on toast.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I cannot unsee that!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Heinz sounds German. You know who else was German?


Hitler.

I hope Larry shits in your crocs.

 

[Palamino19]

Wait, adults eat that?