everyone read this please!

[HARDKOREBJ]

when a woman looses her virginity she loses her cherry.
when a man is deflower by a older woman.what is the difference.

my girlfriend is a little bit older than me.doesn`t believe im a virgin with a tongue and body that i have.
i told her im saving it for a special time and place.i want to get to know her better.

 

[Phoenyx]

No difference. A women looses her cherry, a man pops his.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

oh

i didn`t know that

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why does everyone have to read this?

 

[Angel]

Because.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

well

i want to learn about it

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay. But from now on, whenever I start a thread, everyone has to read it. Is that understood?

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

ok

sure thing

 

[Problem Child]

Since we're announcing decrees, every time I try to be funny, everyone has to answer my posts with ROFLMAO!...PC, you kill me!, and I don't mean in that snide sarcastic way.

Got it?

 

[Calamity Jane]

ROFLMAO!...PC, you kill me!, and I don't mean in that snide sarcastic way.

Got it?


Like this? Just want to make sure I have it right.

 

[Problem Child]

That's pretty close, except lose the frog.

 

[cymbidia]

And if one doesn't answer in the PC Approved Manner...?

Dare one hope that some kinda really fun "punishment" would be in store? Or would the consequences be dreary, banishment to the lowest echelons of Literotician society (assuming, of course, that one is not already a resident of said echelon, as is the case for so many of us), perhaps, or... or... three rounds in a thread with your esteemable cohort, Muffy?

 

[Problem Child]

I vote for Muffie.

 

[cymbidia]

You always vote for Muffy.
She's your Lit-lobster.

 

[Problem Child]

You always vote for Muffy.
She's your Lit-lobster.

she's a sexy crustacean.

 

[Laurel]

Since we're announcing decrees, every time I try to be funny, everyone has to answer my posts with ROFLMAO!...PC, you kill me!, and I don't mean in that snide sarcastic way.

Got it?

ROFLMAO!...PC, you kill me!!



(did I do it right?)

 

[Mensa]

Remember, she may see this!

she's a sexy crustacean.

Do you mean she's a hard case?

 

[Problem Child]

ROFLMAO!...PC, you kill me!!



(did I do it right?)

That was good, but work it a little more, make it come alive this time. And....action!

 

[Laurel]

Should I do it in pretty colors and big fonts?

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Remember, she may see this!

Do you mean she's a hard case?

Hard shell, soft sweet gooey innards.

Sounds like a Dove bar, doesn't it?
I think i'm craving deep dark rich elegant chocolate... smooth creamy cold wet vanilla ice cream... excuse me a moment, please...

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Remember, she may see this!

smooth creamy cold wet vanilla ice cream

Isn't that DCL's specialty?

 

[cymbidia]

~nibbling pieces of chocolate from the top and then running my tongue over the exposed ice cream... not allowing any rivulets of sweet white ice cream to melt and run down the smooth expanse of chilled creamy chocolate encasing that encases it so securely~

I don't know. Is it? And he's not here now anyway, is he?

 

[Problem Child]

Should I do it in pretty colors and big fonts?

Only if you don't care about being taken seriously.

 

[Mensa]

~nibbling pieces of chocolate from the top and then running my tongue over the exposed ice cream... not allowing any rivulets of sweet white ice cream to melt and run down the smooth expanse of chilled creamy chocolate encasing that encases it so securely~

I don't know. Is it? And he's not here now anyway, is he?

Yes but, apparently, he doesn't dip his spoon into it.

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?

 

[Laurel]

Only if you don't care about being taken seriously.

You mean it might help?