Everyone needs breast milk

[Strangebuddy]

So I'm browsing the odder parts of the web and windup on a lactation fetish sub-forum. Nothing too atypical. Some pics here, a poster claiming he and his wife used supplements so she could start lactating and here's how to do it, random posters saying how hot it would be to milk/be milked, etc.

However, among the posts were people wondering why their fetish wasn't more accepted (mostly disapproving boyfriends). So it got me thinking: what would it take to have global acceptance of breastmilk and fetishes related to it? Well aside from some massive campaign, there would need to be an honest need for everyone, not just babies to need breast milk.

So here's my pitch:

A virus starts rapidly spreading across earth. It takes a long time to be lethal but there's no known cure at first. A vaccine seems promising but for whatever reason, only women benefit from it. Men either have no benefits or they get worse. However, a miraculous discovery is made when a vaccinated woman breastfeed a her infected child: he overcomes the disease. The vaccine can be transmitted to men (and women) safely through breastmilk. The only catch is, the effects are temporary and a man can't go more than a few days without drinking some breastmilk. So for men to survive, there will need to be a big production of milk and since pasteurization ruins it, it needs to be constantly supplied.

So how would the world change and what stories could be told in this setting?

Here's a few I thought up:

1. A girl at a Christian school is seen as a saint when she undergoes treatment so she can provide milk to the less fortunate. However, the truth is, she likes having lots of hungry eyes staring at her larger bust and her ultimate dream is to go to a shelter and tell the men in line that the lactation machine is broke so they'll have to help her get the milk out.

2. Strippers are tired of being mistreated and when the news comes out, they hatch a plan. They open a milk bar and manage to become a recognized source of the vaccine, meaning insurance will cover visits. The strippers even put their former employers out of business since customers give them big tips and are allowed to touch them as long as no penetration occurs (since of course someone files a law saying drinking straight from the teet, regress of relation is legal), and dancers are fine with becoming sources of milk if they're paid Better and don't have to spend all night on their feet.

3. Athletics make a big change. Now moms in the booster club volunteer to go on away trips so everyone gets their milk. Of course, if a tradition starts where the MVP gets time alone with the mom/s afterwards...

4. Cheerleaders too. Not only does the team need milk but having a bigger bust can get a point or two at competitions. Of course, it also helps fundraising when varsity/college cheerleaders sell their milk to alumni before games

 

[CeasarBoobage]

I like it - when will you have this story published?!?

 

[Strangebuddy]

Well, which idea did you like the most? I figured it would work best as an anthology or chain story as opposed to a continuous narrative.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

In the real world I had three kids of my own. After a short time none of the babies wanted my breast milk yet I had plenty. My doctor had me use a breast pump the first time but my husband also loved sucking my milk.
A girlfreind later nursed all her kids way longer than needed. My husband and I decided to save my breast milk the last time for her babies. We found out the GF's hubby was drinking my breast milk from the bottles.
My husband is strange so we started visiting our friends and letting her husband nurse me, avoiding the bottles. It was interesting for awhile.

My problem was that after each baby my boobs didn't shrink back down to normal size. I ended up with large boobs which is a nusance. Again my hubby saw an advantage and our games began.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

Well, which idea did you like the most? I figured it would work best as an anthology or chain story as opposed to a continuous narrative.

I think a multi-chapter story would be fine - there are tons of ways that this tale could be spun. If I truly had to pick one favorite, it would be #2.

Here's an idea for Part 2a:
And don't forget that when these strippers decided that a change in their business model was changing, they also saw that the new parents were reluctant to start working at the new milk bar. Since the strippers needed this to work now, they couldn't exactly all start getting pregnant at once, then wait 8-12 months for their supply to come in, so they started handing out flyers at the maternity ward.

The husbands were not at all comfortable for their wives to have a job being a milk supplier, so the strippers came up with fringe benefit. While the mom was busy feeding a client, the husband got free lap dances from the owners. Nobody is very surprised when half of the dancers wind up pregnant within the first few months of this new arrangement.

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Another possibility is that instead of a virus that can only be treated by the boobie milk is that a research facility found some surprising news. They were testing the effects of breast milk versus formula, and how it related to IQ scores of the children in the study.

There was a mixup in one of the focus groups due to a paper snafu on the end of the subcontractor. They didn't know or care what the trial was for, and since they did this kind of work for several large pharmaceuticals as well, they didn't bat an eye at the content of the interview paperwork. One hundred people from the age of 18-80 were brought in for these trials, splitting them all into groups having formula, bottled homogenized breast milk, and straight from the tap.

When all the results were tabulated, every single group of people, from infants to senior citizens, showed an average increase of 10% higher scores over the control group. The national media scoffed at the results, stating that the test were faked, and paid for by a foreign government in order to destabilize the national economy. The truth came out, and it was the companies that make the formula that were paying the owners of the news companies, as well as threatening to pull all of their advertising budget, which would kill the profits of the news companies.

Now it's national news that breast milk is the best natural food available. A new trend starts, and all of the hipster restaurants are now offering a lactating lady in each booth in addition to the traditional appetizers. Wheat grass, sprouts, and breast milk - it's all-around good for you. Trendy coffee and tea shops now offer fresh breast milk instead of creamer, and for an extra fee, you can extract it from the source into your cup 'o java.

Next, several colleges have lactating ladies on staff in every admissions office, and the nurse's office. This becomes part of their advertising scheme, pulling in the top-tier students who want to fight to be their class' top performer. As popular as that is, they also branch out to the sports teams, and the early adopters make fun of their rival schools, saying the others have dumb meat-heads on the field instead of geniuses.

The downside to all of craze for breastmilk is that it has an immediate impact on the workforce outside of that industry, as well as a lower birth rate across the country. Women are leaving their office jobs, no longer having to fuss over political correctness or being a secretary to do the bidding of cranky old men. They want the better paying job of simply sitting there to have their breasts loved on.

Since lactation can be induced within a month by several new means, that means they no longer have to get pregnant. Now how are the offices going to be managed? The executives must now take a pay cut in order to hire back their former secretaries at triple their former pay and a tenth of their old workload. The offices that have a benefit package including lactation stations are highly sought after. What else must the management and hiring offices do to attract these highly sought-after women?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think a multi-chapter story would be fine - there are tons of ways that this tale could be spun. If I truly had to pick one favorite, it would be #2.

Here's an idea for Part 2a:
And don't forget that when these strippers decided that a change in their business model was changing, they also saw that the new parents were reluctant to start working at the new milk bar. Since the strippers needed this to work now, they couldn't exactly all start getting pregnant at once, then wait 8-12 months for their supply to come in, so they started handing out flyers at the maternity ward.

The husbands were not at all comfortable for their wives to have a job being a milk supplier, so the strippers came up with fringe benefit. While the mom was busy feeding a client, the husband got free lap dances from the owners. Nobody is very surprised when half of the dancers wind up pregnant within the first few months of this new arrangement.

------

Another possibility is that instead of a virus that can only be treated by the boobie milk is that a research facility found some surprising news. They were testing the effects of breast milk versus formula, and how it related to IQ scores of the children in the study.

There was a mixup in one of the focus groups due to a paper snafu on the end of the subcontractor. They didn't know or care what the trial was for, and since they did this kind of work for several large pharmaceuticals as well, they didn't bat an eye at the content of the interview paperwork. One hundred people from the age of 18-80 were brought in for these trials, splitting them all into groups having formula, bottled homogenized breast milk, and straight from the tap.

When all the results were tabulated, every single group of people, from infants to senior citizens, showed an average increase of 10% higher scores over the control group. The national media scoffed at the results, stating that the test were faked, and paid for by a foreign government in order to destabilize the national economy. The truth came out, and it was the companies that make the formula that were paying the owners of the news companies, as well as threatening to pull all of their advertising budget, which would kill the profits of the news companies.

Now it's national news that breast milk is the best natural food available. A new trend starts, and all of the hipster restaurants are now offering a lactating lady in each booth in addition to the traditional appetizers. Wheat grass, sprouts, and breast milk - it's all-around good for you. Trendy coffee and tea shops now offer fresh breast milk instead of creamer, and for an extra fee, you can extract it from the source into your cup 'o java.

Next, several colleges have lactating ladies on staff in every admissions office, and the nurse's office. This becomes part of their advertising scheme, pulling in the top-tier students who want to fight to be their class' top performer. As popular as that is, they also branch out to the sports teams, and the early adopters make fun of their rival schools, saying the others have dumb meat-heads on the field instead of geniuses.

The downside to all of craze for breastmilk is that it has an immediate impact on the workforce outside of that industry, as well as a lower birth rate across the country. Women are leaving their office jobs, no longer having to fuss over political correctness or being a secretary to do the bidding of cranky old men. They want the better paying job of simply sitting there to have their breasts loved on.

Since lactation can be induced within a month by several new means, that means they no longer have to get pregnant. Now how are the offices going to be managed? The executives must now take a pay cut in order to hire back their former secretaries at triple their former pay and a tenth of their old workload. The offices that have a benefit package including lactation stations are highly sought after. What else must the management and hiring offices do to attract these highly sought-after women?

A line of nursing bras by VS.

This thread is hilarious.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Lol. Actually, I think Victoria's Secret did have a maternity and nursing line for a while.

Now that I think about it, in such a world, lactation machines would be crazy popular. Now that's a no brainer but when something becomes popular two things become really popular...people who can fix them, know how to use them and can teach others...and custom jobs.

1. Woman is about to start using her new machine but needs help so she calls a friend over. Friend has always lusted after her so they add a few unnecessary steps. Cut to a few weeks later when hubby is home and he wonders why his wife is licking her nipples before hand and is testing the suction out on her labia and clitoris. Then she starts masturbating while being milked and husband decides no matter who taught her to do that, he won't make it an issue.

2. Custom con. Lactating friend gets dragged to convention to help demonstrate friend's custom milking machine and ends up touring a much more adult con than she was expecting.

 

[flanneland]

What an odd concept.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lol. Actually, I think Victoria's Secret did have a maternity and nursing line for a while.

Now that I think about it, in such a world, lactation machines would be crazy popular. Now that's a no brainer but when something becomes popular two things become really popular...people who can fix them, know how to use them and can teach others...and custom jobs.

1. Woman is about to start using her new machine but needs help so she calls a friend over. Friend has always lusted after her so they add a few unnecessary steps. Cut to a few weeks later when hubby is home and he wonders why his wife is licking her nipples before hand and is testing the suction out on her labia and clitoris. Then she starts masturbating while being milked and husband decides no matter who taught her to do that, he won't make it an issue.

2. Custom con. Lactating friend gets dragged to convention to help demonstrate friend's custom milking machine and ends up touring a much more adult con than she was expecting.

lol

If you ever come across someone who needs legitimate nursing help, please direct them to their local La Leche League.

Carry on with the unrealistic fantasies.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Well of course. I actually have to reccomend people to find sources for training and resources for lactation machines and we have a big branch in our town.

But I like my fantasies unrealistic and fun.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well of course. I actually have to reccomend people to find sources for training and resources for lactation machines and we have a big branch in our town.

But I like my fantasies unrealistic and fun.

Nursing pumps, they're called nursing pumps.

But I suspect the whole 'lactation machine' thing is going to be a big hit, what with getting the rest of the lady bits involved and all... In fact, why not come up with an excuse to offer a sybian attachment?

I'm sure you'll come up with something.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Lol, my brain's been goop the past few weeks (forgetting that the proper term is breast/nursing pumps).

Wouldn't be hard to make an attachment. Just have a sensor that detects what level of vibration and stimulation increases the flow the most and have the sybian and pumps alter their efforts until there's no more milk or a set amount has been collected.

 

[Privates1stClass]

So how would the world change and what stories could be told in this setting?

Don't forget national defense. If this virus is world-wide, we have soldiers, sailors, and airmen stationed around the globe. They need to be protected, too, so women are drafted into the military to provide the necessary protection for the generals down to the privates (pun intended).

I think you have a winner.

 

[Strangebuddy]

The milk corps: the breast of the best.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

omg

Y'all are killing me

 

[Strangebuddy]

Well, udder nonsense is the name of the game.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

Well of course. I actually have to reccomend people to find sources for training and resources for lactation machines and we have a big branch in our town.

But I like my fantasies unrealistic and fun.

Who says the fantasy is unrealistic?

Here's a business who is helping start the worldwide acceptance of natural breast milk as more than a food for babies.

 

[Hypoxia]

A virus starts rapidly spreading across earth. It takes a long time to be lethal but there's no known cure at first. A vaccine seems promising but for whatever reason, only women benefit from it. Men either have no benefits or they get worse. However, a miraculous discovery is made when a vaccinated woman breastfeed a her infected child: he overcomes the disease. The vaccine can be transmitted to men (and women) safely through breastmilk. The only catch is, the effects are temporary and a man can't go more than a few days without drinking some breastmilk. So for men to survive, there will need to be a big production of milk and since pasteurization ruins it, it needs to be constantly supplied.

Does a man (only guys over 18 are affected because LIT) have more protection if he's closely genetically related to the breastmilk source -- mother, daughter, sister, aunt? Do men keep their kinswomen pregnant to assure their supply of life-giving vaccine-milk?

I assume the virus forces almost continuous lactation so the story won't suffer from shortages. Or maybe the virus REDUCES lactation, leading to terrible shortages, and thus wars over possession of lactating women, mass infanticide and boy-killings. Yes, men will ruthlessly eliminate competition.

For a creepy variant, flip the genders. A terrible virus can only be treated by frequently ingesting fresh semen from vaccinated men. All men and women must administer one juicy BJ per day, and swallow. Pretty soon, BJs ain't gay. For a funny variant, only vaginal secretions carry the vaccine. All men and women must orally induce a woman's squirting orgasm at least once daily.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pretty soon, BJs ain't gay.

.

 

[burningarousal]

this thread! I love it all!
course reminds me a lot of some hucow stories. breast milk taking over from cows milk and all