Everyone laughs at my penis!

[JaymesBlond007]

Silly girls....

You know all were going to do is "panty raid" your torrid sex-fes....um, slumber party.

 

[Andreina]

hey .... that' mean... i DID NOT laugh - I just giggled.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Silly girls....

You know all were going to do is "panty raid" your torrid sex-fes....um, slumber party.

but darlin... i don't wear panties.

 

[moonman1983]

any other thoughts?

 

[moonman1983]

no other thoughts?

 

[Moridin187]

I think that everything that needed to be said has been moonman.

 

[SempreAngela]

It could be worse, Moonman, you could look like the pic in the link below. I mean the size is there in the pic but EWWWWW!! BTW, your Mom sounds very strange.

 

[SweetBrat73]

Girl Opinion

Well what the guys have said is true. I've known women like your mother and gf. They are bitches in the truest form. It's not the size...but your is a good size...it's how well you use it Listen to Moridin187. He gave great advice for you.


Brat

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

MM,

You size is average and the reason people have trouble believing you are serious is because about 96% of males have about the same size "package" as you do, including myself.

If you are serious then the people who have said these things to you are full of shit, and as others have suggested you are better off without them.

So, don't worry, there is not much you can do about it anyway - if there was there would be as many guys walking about with foot long dicks as there are women walking around with obviously fake breasts.

 

[hornylady]

And from a woman's point of view, a skilled tongue and fingers are almost as important as the penis - it's usually the combination of all of them that makes us orgasm. I don't think you have anything to worry about - sounds like your g/f is more insecure than you are

 

[fgarvb1]

moonman you have nothing to worry about other than your mom and girlfriend. i'm not going to talk about your mom other than to say than was a cruel thing to say.

Your girlfriend now... Oh Man! That was COLD! When you get ready to break up with her i think a goodbye fuck is in order and make sure you tell her that her mother/sister/cousin/friend is a lot tighter than her. NOTE:Make sure you have a good grip on her at the time. I don't think she will take it as well as you did.

(WE )

 

[PunkFan]

girlfriend

you could always fuck her roughly up the ass and see how small she finds it then.

You might just look small flaccid but if you are 6 inches erect thats when it is important

 

[WhiteRose]

Re: Re: I agree with fishy

If you Really wanna get good in bed though.. I've got a few tips.

1. Learn to eat pussy, don't do it by watching pornos.. Read through the stories here, the stories written by women, especially by lesbians. Nobody knows how to eat pussy better than a lesbian.
2. The clit is your friend, whenever you're having sex in a position where you can reach it, take advantage of that opportunity
3. The G-Spot DOES exist and it is also your friend
4. If she's not getting enough penetration, prop her ass up on a pillow or two, and enter her missionary position that way(If you prop her up enough, the head of your dick will rub against the G-Spot). Or, instead of spreading her legs around you, close them together so there's more friction.
5. www.kamasutra.org Read it, memorize it, make it your gospel.
6. Have fun with it, there's a LOT more to sex than just a little in and out. Experiment, tease her, drive her to the edge of orgasm, then hold her back, again and again. Then give her several good ones right in a row. She will BEG you for it, whether it's 2" or 12".

*takes notes* Geez, even those instructions got me hot *shivers*

Ahem...anyway, as to the size of a penis, one of my best times was with a guy who was on the short size (honestly around 4" when erect), but that's because he knew how to USE it, and it did help that he was pretty thick around. I know he never lacked for girlfriends, so I assume he just perfected his technique. Regardless of what you see in pornos, the average woman isn't looking for a 10-incher. There's only so much room inside us, ya know, and most of our nerve endings are right around the entrance. Besides, the #1 sex organ is the brain, not the penis. And personally, I get off more via fingering and oral sex

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Sounds like a plan to me.

Stupid boys.

Ok ok.. can we have it already?

 

[patient1]

Penis size

http:www.penisowner.com/pom/pom.html click & scroll, gang

This link was in an issue of the LIT newsletter as I recall.

Really, I do grow weary of the myths that only serve to dissapoint men & women everywhere about penis size & volume of ejaculate. Check it out, you might be thankful for what you've got.

"studies" like MTV use volunteers, not a representative sample. The largest most scientific studies tend to affirm what's posted at the above site.

Guess what else? Average vagina depth is quite compatible with average penis size.

 

[EvilBrat74]

Sound's like you just ran into some women that just doesn't give a shit about your feeling's!

 

[moonman1983]

Sorry if I piss off those who have read/contributed to this thread - I just wanted to bring the thread to the attention of those who haven't read it yet!

Cheers

 

[Moridin187]

Re: Re: Re: I agree with fishy

*takes notes* Geez, even those instructions got me hot *shivers*

Thankya kindly, I think I've got the basic ideas down pretty well.. I need more practice to refine my technique though

 

[Mellon Collie]

I need more practice to refine my technique though

Is there some sort of application I should be filling out?

 

[P. B. Walker]

The other thing you have to remember moonman... I'm sure when you were getting out of the shower you weren't fully erect. Hell, I think the majority of men are small when they are flaccid. I know I am... I hate to let a woman see me when I'm flaccid LOL.

I do think your mom is a bitch... she obviously said that with the sole intent of hurting you.

GF is another matter... I would definitely pay her back in kind... I've seen several good suggestions on how to do that in this thread so far.

- PBW

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ok ok.. can we have it already?

Yeah. But you're not invited, cuz you're a boy!

Unless you come as Jareth, and then we can throw that rule straight out the window.

 

[Moridin187]

Is there some sort of application I should be filling out?

Application for Moridin's Vermont Sex Clinic

#1: Are you female?
#2: Are you between the ages of 18 and 40?
#3: Do you have any fetishes I should know about beforehand to make your pleasure more intense?
#4: Are you more submissive or dominant?
#5: How soon can you get here?

Thank you for filling out our application, we will process it and get back to you at our earliest convenience. Please hold until then.

*Metallica plays in the background of the waiting room*

 

[VeryBadGirl]

size

I read a statistic recently that the average erect penis is 5.5" long. So you're bigger than average.

WHY would any mother say that to her son? Did you say something to her first? I always wonder about the other side of the story...

 

[SweetBrat73]

No matter what a child says to their mother , she doesn't insult her own child in a sexual matter. No matter the child's age. Got to be something wrong with that parent. It would be one thing to joke around...another to insult.


Brat

 

[moonman1983]

Like I said earlier, I've never had a good relationship with my mum due to past financial problems etc., but there was no build up to her saying that to me - in fact I get the impression she's utterly past any interest in sex. It was completely out of the blue, and as others have said was very hurtful. I was flaccid when she(and my girlfriend) saw me, but just comparing me like that to my dad(and I suppose previous boyfriends) - is that a typical female reaction?