Everyone laughs at my penis!

[moonman1983]

Although I'm a tall good-looking guy, I've had some really bad experiences regarding my "package". First my mum caught me in the shower and laughed hysterically, saying "you're willy is so small - no girl will want to touch that!", and a couple of weeks later, my girlfriend and I were ready to make love, when she too giggled when looking at it, and said "my last boyfriend was about twice your size".

My measurements are 6" long and 5.3" circumference. Are my experiences typical of female reaction to my anatomy. I know I'm small(my dad for example hasa huge bulge)but will all girls reject me because of it?
Any advice would be appreciated!
Cheers

 

[Wiggles]

Absolutely not!!

That's a horrible thing! That's a perfectly normal size. I would be horribly pissed if my Mom or gf said something like that.

They have no right, and they're very wrong!



You'll be fine, be happy with who you are.

 

[fillmup]

Remember a jewler is known for his skills, not for the size of his tools!

 

[Starfish]

First of all, What kind of Mom would say that to her kid? Either your full of shit, or your Mom is a bitch. Either way, this is NUTS-O.

Sorry,
Okay, yes, that is normal, and if that isn't normal then the cock I've been fucking, that fills my pussy up, and then some, must be abnormally sized. I don't even want to know what normal is.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I agree with fishy

this post sounds too ridiculous to believe.

No man should be ashamed of that size.

 

[moonman1983]

No, i SWEAR everything I wrote is the truth! I've never had a good relationship with my mum, so maybe that's why she was such a cow to me, but my girlfriend had no reason to say what she did! All I want to know is whether these experiences will repeat themselves in the future, and I'd appreciate an opinion!
Cheers!

 

[Moridin187]

Re: I agree with fishy

this post sounds too ridiculous to believe.

No man should be ashamed of that size.

Actually TN, no it's not. Because of porn, where guys usually have dicks the size of two soda cans strapped together.. Because of bragging (did you know that on average, men claim to have dicks 10" long and the actual average for white men is 6-6 1/2"?) And because of a general need to feel like we're really good in bed, we're quite often insecure about size..

To moonman...

Bro, chill yourself. 6" is enough to work with any normally proportioned woman. If it ain't enough to fill your girlfriend up and satisfy her, that's more her problem than yours.

If you Really wanna get good in bed though.. I've got a few tips.

1. Learn to eat pussy, don't do it by watching pornos.. Read through the stories here, the stories written by women, especially by lesbians. Nobody knows how to eat pussy better than a lesbian.
2. The clit is your friend, whenever you're having sex in a position where you can reach it, take advantage of that opportunity
3. The G-Spot DOES exist and it is also your friend
4. If she's not getting enough penetration, prop her ass up on a pillow or two, and enter her missionary position that way(If you prop her up enough, the head of your dick will rub against the G-Spot). Or, instead of spreading her legs around you, close them together so there's more friction.
5. www.kamasutra.org Read it, memorize it, make it your gospel.
6. Have fun with it, there's a LOT more to sex than just a little in and out. Experiment, tease her, drive her to the edge of orgasm, then hold her back, again and again. Then give her several good ones right in a row. She will BEG you for it, whether it's 2" or 12".

 

[Moridin187]

As to your girlfriend.. If she'd say something like that to you, she's a trick-ass bitch. Use her to perfect your newfound lovemaking skills, then, when she's completely hooked on you.. Kick that bitch to the curb, you don't need that sort of shit.

 

[VanB]

Re: Re: I agree with fishy

Actually TN, no it's not. Because of porn, where guys usually have dicks the size of two soda cans strapped together.. Because of bragging (did you know that on average, men claim to have dicks 10" long and the actual average for white men is 6-6 1/2"?) And because of a general need to feel like we're really good in bed, we're quite often insecure about size..

To moonman...

Bro, chill yourself. 6" is enough to work with any normally proportioned woman. If it ain't enough to fill your girlfriend up and satisfy her, that's more her problem than yours.

If you Really wanna get good in bed though.. I've got a few tips.

1. Learn to eat pussy, don't do it by watching pornos.. Read through the stories here, the stories written by women, especially by lesbians. Nobody knows how to eat pussy better than a lesbian.
2. The clit is your friend, whenever you're having sex in a position where you can reach it, take advantage of that opportunity
3. The G-Spot DOES exist and it is also your friend
4. If she's not getting enough penetration, prop her ass up on a pillow or two, and enter her missionary position that way(If you prop her up enough, the head of your dick will rub against the G-Spot). Or, instead of spreading her legs around you, close them together so there's more friction.
5. www.kamasutra.org Read it, memorize it, make it your gospel.
6. Have fun with it, there's a LOT more to sex than just a little in and out. Experiment, tease her, drive her to the edge of orgasm, then hold her back, again and again. Then give her several good ones right in a row. She will BEG you for it, whether it's 2" or 12".

Very well said - unless you ahave a condition called micro-penis (which you don't as you're perfectly normal) then there's nothing to worry about. Heed Moridin's advice and you won't go far wrong.

Believe in yourself (and in your penis)

 

[Cath!]

Re: Re: Re: I agree with fishy

Believe in yourself (and in your penis)

so wise...for an Englishman

 

[Mellon Collie]

Re: Re: Re: I agree with fishy

Believe in yourself (and in your penis)

Awww, you boys and your little pep talks are so cute.

 

[Moridin187]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I agree with fishy

Awww, you boys and your little pep talks are so cute.

lol, unless he's been given a dick 9" long or bigger, at some point in his life, every man worries about his size.. We're just trying to help out a brother here MC

"Hung Like a Field Mouse Moridin"

 

[VanB]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I agree with fishy

so wise...for an Englishman

You cheeky Canadian..............beaver

 

[T.H. Oughts]

moonman1983 you are just fine the others have given you good advice

 

[Cath!]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I agree with fishy

You cheeky Canadian..............beaver

better watch out for the teeth then!

 

[Mellon Collie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I agree with fishy

lol, unless he's been given a dick 9" long or bigger, at some point in his life, every man worries about his size.. We're just trying to help out a brother here MC

"Hung Like a Field Mouse Moridin"

It's still cute.

Now I'm picturing a male version of the slumber party, full secret sharing and crying like there is no tomorrow while watching Rudy.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: I agree with fishy

If you Really wanna get good in bed though.. I've got a few tips.

1. Learn to eat pussy, don't do it by watching pornos.. Read through the stories here, the stories written by women, especially by lesbians. Nobody knows how to eat pussy better than a lesbian.
2. The clit is your friend, whenever you're having sex in a position where you can reach it, take advantage of that opportunity
3. The G-Spot DOES exist and it is also your friend
4. If she's not getting enough penetration, prop her ass up on a pillow or two, and enter her missionary position that way(If you prop her up enough, the head of your dick will rub against the G-Spot). Or, instead of spreading her legs around you, close them together so there's more friction.
5. www.kamasutra.org Read it, memorize it, make it your gospel.
6. Have fun with it, there's a LOT more to sex than just a little in and out. Experiment, tease her, drive her to the edge of orgasm, then hold her back, again and again. Then give her several good ones right in a row. She will BEG you for it, whether it's 2" or 12".

I'm in love.

Seriously... the above is the best advice I've ever heard one guy give another.

 

[monster666]

Re: I agree with fishy

this post sounds too ridiculous to believe.

No man should be ashamed of that size.

Despite his ongoing professing to the truth, I too, think he's full of shit.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Originally posted by Mellon Collie
It's still cute.

Now I'm picturing a male version of the slumber party, full secret sharing and crying like there is no tomorrow while watching Rudy.

She's a spy!!

KILL HER!!

 

[moonman1983]

Cheers mate for your trust!

Thanks to those who have actually tried to help - but what about female opinions? What do you girls think?
Cheers!

 

[Calamity Jane]

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She's a spy!!

KILL HER!! [/B]

So no girls are allowed at your slumber parties JB?

 

[Mellon Collie]

So no girls are allowed at your slumber parties JB?

Yeah, that's pretty mean. I think my secrets are just as good as yours.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Yeah, that's pretty mean. I think my secrets are just as good as yours.

I propose a women of Lit slumber party. None of the boys are invited!

 

[Mellon Collie]

I propose a women of Lit slumber party. None of the boys are invited!

Sounds like a plan to me.

Stupid boys.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I'm female, moonman. You want to know what I think?

I think the next time you push your dick inside your woman, you should gasp loudly and say, "Gee, my last girlfriend's snatch was at least twice this tight!"...pull out, roll over and jerk off, smiling to yourself while she makes for the door.