Everyone has one....

[Merelan]

You know. The Story that gets trotted out at every family reuinion about you when you were younger. The one you wish would disappear, but lingers. Maybe now it is even passed along to the next generation? Come on share, purge yourself.

 

[Gilly Bean]

-groans- Uh uh, no way

 

[p_p_man]

I've got one about myself when I was young...

but I ain't tellin' you...

Suffice to say it involves a tube of toothpaste, some sellotape and the family cat...

That animal never did like me after that...

 

[sexy-girl]

well our family has a wedding coming up and lisa and i are going its first time lisa will go with me to one of these big family things (i have big irish family) ... so im guessing we're probably be the talk of the thing

 

[ShyGuy68]

Well mine is about the first time I got drunk ... when I was 3 years old!

But it's not really embarassing for me at all, I just find it funny! lol

 

[KillerMuffin]

Um, no. I don't think there's a statute of limitations on that particular activity.

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

Most of my family members like to recall the time I called my dad's new wife a whore. I was 6, and I overheard my Aunt asking my dad's wife if she enjoyed being a hairdresser. In my infinite 6 yr old wisdom, I wished to correct my Aunt so she wouldn't feel bad for being wrong about wifey's profession. So I said "Aunt Sandy, she's not a hairdresser, my mom said she's a whore." *Sigh*

On a brighter note, he was only married to the whore for 7 months.

 

[Pokerman]

OMG Bubblegum *sugarless*!!!!

LMAO!!!!

 

[Gilly Bean]

See, even 6 year olds can call it correctly.

 

[*bratcat*]

*evil thought forming*

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: *evil thought forming*

I wonder if I can carefully teach my 7 yr old to say that about Granpappy's 23 yr old girlfriend??

On thing great bout kids... if you say something around them enough, they pick it up, and say it anyway.

Upside, you can say what you want, without being the actual one to say it.

Downside, they almost never repeat the stuff like that. They repeat the stuff you don't want anyone to hear.


Gilly Bean

 

[Pokerman]

Re: *evil thought forming*

I wonder if I can carefully teach my 7 yr old to say that about Granpappy's 23 yr old girlfriend??

Start with something like 'gold digger' and work your way up to whore....

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: *evil thought forming*