Everybody owes a debt of gratitude to Sean_Renaud for saving the world

It's okay everybody. You don't owe me anything for having saved the world. The only reward I need is the self esteem that comes from knowing that I've done the right thing. This is my second vanity thread in a month, it's taken years but I've finally made it. If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. So just remember.

I protect the world from devastation
defend all people within our nation
I defend the virtues of truth and love
while shining like the stars above
 
It's okay everybody. You don't owe me anything for having saved the world. The only reward I need is the self esteem that comes from knowing that I've done the right thing. This is my second vanity thread in a month, it's taken years but I've finally made it. If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. So just remember.

I protect the world from devastation
defend all people within our nation
I defend the virtues of truth and love
while shining like the stars above

Oh there is egg on my face.

Fuck it if I did not get you mixed up with Retard Ruse.

Oh well

Different asshole, same pile of shit.
 
Sean invented the internet and oxygen. We should thank him








Ohh wait. Maybe that was al gore
 
Sean invented the internet and oxygen. We should thank him








Ohh wait. Maybe that was al gore

I didn't invent the internet or oxygen. I am however responsible for teaching plants to photosynthesize. Sharks were my idea and if God hadn't stopped me they were going to develop legs and the ability to breathe air.
 
I didn't invent the internet or oxygen. I am however responsible for teaching plants to photosynthesize. Sharks were my idea and if God hadn't stopped me they were going to develop legs and the ability to breathe air.

Not sharks! :eek:
 
Oh there is egg on my face.

It's better on a banh mi sandwich.

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Yep sharks. And in a few years I'm going to release something the world hasn't seen in thousands of years but thanks to Final Fantasy we all want one of our very own!

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CHOCOBOS!!!!!!!!!

Thank you Sean! I love the Chocobo.

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Thank you Sean! I love the Chocobo.

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I'm pretty sure they're carnivores. Just so you know. Once I get my full Island of Dr. Moreau set up I'm gonna start work on miniature winged polar bears with antennae.
 
I'm pretty sure they're carnivores. Just so you know. Once I get my full Island of Dr. Moreau set up I'm gonna start work on miniature winged polar bears with antennae.

I put in a vote for gangs of surfer penguins that can take off like mini heat seeking craft.
 
I think I might draw the line at exploding sea urchins.
Didn't you watch Finding Nemo? Sea anemones are soft and squishy, just poisonous.
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Tis okay. I'll make sure you get a chocobo as soon as I get them trained so we can ride them.
 
*plays the theme song*

I can't deal with that theme song for more than a couple of minutes. When I was little kid playing Final Fantasy 3/VI (whichever number you choose to call it) since riding the Chocobo gave you that back view for whatever reason I got the idea in my head that the words to the chocobo song were "Shake shake my booty to the right and left, I shake to the right and shake to the left HEY, I'll shake my booty all around the world!" So now I hear it and twelve year old me starts singing and I break down into giggle fits.
 
Kraft Rulez #3 applies: When getting your ass kicked in a political debate, always accuse your opponent of being a pedophile.

Read the thread asshat. It is a short thread so it will not tax you 3cc brain.

I retracted the accusation. I had him confused with another but he accused me of being a racist so were even. (shrug)
 
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