EVERY SPERM IS SACRED....

[Rosebud]

Thanks to DCL, I want to know your favorite skit, or movie, of Monty Python

 

[R Nitelight]

"I wish to register a complaint."

 

[Deborah]

Of course sperm is sacred. Bobtoad prays every time he sees his. Kind of like Tankrikas such as Pashal Beverly Randolph who said one should pray at the time of orgasm, but not exactly.

BTW, I betcha Bobtoad will be praying here in a minute, soon as I tell him a little story.

 

[BeautyBabe]

"What have the Romans ever done for us?"

 

[wolfy]

I really like monty pythons quest for the holy grail movie.
There are so many funny parts to it tho i've never liked
the ending much. Not sure which part is my favorite but
I really like the spankings part...and the knight that keeps
getting body parts cut up....pluss the old woman and the
knights saying Ni! to her hehehe. The whole movie rules grin
brave brave sir robin ...sir robin ran away
Anyway thats my favorite monty ph tyon movie.

 

[Purple Haze]

That platoon of swishy soldiers doing drill and ceremonies.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Of course sperm is sacred. Bobtoad prays every time he sees his. Kind of like Tankrikas such as Pashal Beverly Randolph who said one should pray at the time of orgasm, but not exactly.

BTW, I betcha Bobtoad will be praying here in a minute, soon as I tell him a little story.

What huh what did I desever to get the attentions of the great and wonderful and mighty Deborah. What story you going to tell me?

 

[Myrrdin]

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED....

cos we're all our fathers fastest swimmer.

Always look on the bright side of life....
dedee dedee de de de de de dedee.....

 

[Friendly Dragon]

"Amongst our many weapons are ... such diverse elements as ... fear, suprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope ... oh, and nice red uniforms."

Favourite movie has to be the Holy Grail, far to many cool bits in there.

"Ni!"
"I've had worse."
"Where are you going?" "I'm coming with you."
"Ooh, he's died."
"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"King of the who?"

 

[Beebeeblue]

"And now its time for the penguin on your television set to explode"

 

[Cheri]

Magic Merlin, let's you and me take other this thread!

Mine would have to be Arthur trying to convince the peasants he is "King of the Britons". lol "Some watery tart throws a sword at you and made you king?" But then again the whole movie is just great. I also love some of the tv show skits like the argument clinic and the lumberjack sketch.
check out this site if you love the Pythonit's got lots of junk
http://www.montypython.net/
My fav song is the The Penis Song. lol The wave file for this song as well as Rosebud's choice can be found above too.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Where is Thumper when you need him?

'The Dead Parrot'

'Three Blind Mice'

'How not to be Seen'

'Register a Complaint'

'Ministry of Silly Walks'

Favorite movie is 'Monty Python' with 'Life of Brian' a close second.

Of course what I'm really waiting for is to see Thumper the rabbit doing his silly walk skit.....How about it Thumper man?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Monty and his Python....... again!

"Fred, I think we have an eater"

"G'day Bruce" (My dad and about 10 of his mates do the same with Ralph... you can never keep up)

"Look at im, beautiful plumage"

"Run away, run away!!!!" (Oh look there's thumper)

"The holy hand grenade"

"Mum, why do we have to go to the stonings"

"I'm brian"

 

[Thumper]

...and now for something completely different.

My fave...The Twit of the Year Competition

and....Silly Walks

and...the Bishop

and...Lumberjacks

and ......Spam

and......"OH SHUT UP"

Thump drag thump thuuuuump slide drag thump (in drag)
how's that for silly?

 

[Ravenloft]

Castle Anthrax all the way baby!

 

[Silverlily]

Say no more!

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge!

Thumper in drag?!? NOOOOO! Runaway, runaway!

 

[coach]

Oh dont start with that "I'm a lumberjack" thing. us Canadians are a little sensitive about that one!

hehe just joking!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh dont start with that "I'm a lumberjack" thing. us Canadians are a little sensitive about that one!

hehe just joking!

"suspenders and a bra?"

 

[Guest]

Here now

Stop that stop it I say!

 

[RonG]

Silly Songs

I always liked "The Philosopher Song "

"I drink, therefore I am"

And you can't go wrong with "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me"

 

[KillerMuffin]

The latin lesson! I love that scene HAHAHAHAHA

It is especially appropriate considering the forum we are one. Heeeheeee.

 

[Cheri]

Rock on Python

Just didn't want this thread to die off yet so here are the lyrics to a most hysterical song sung to the tune of All Things Bright and Beautiful!

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

 

[Guest]

 

[CreamyLady]

Ministry of Silly Walks and The Dead Parrot.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Cheri...

I fart in your general direction.

*PPHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!*


(One more post to go, babe. Congrats.)