Every so often I put on a little "show" here

[dirtynaughtygrl]

This thread is amazing! Too bad I missed the show, my pussy is dripping wet from reading this. Hopefully I will be around next time so I can participate in degrading this filthy whore with all of you.

 

[FistedSister]

This thread is amazing! Too bad I missed the show, my pussy is dripping wet from reading this. Hopefully I will be around next time so I can participate in degrading this filthy whore with all of you.

When are you around? PM me.

 

[FistedSister]

Do it! Get fucking nasty for us!

For you? You kind of dumped me.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Can I get involved here?

 

[craiger58]

A show huh? Do you do a matinee?

 

[FistedSister]

A show huh? Do you do a matinee?

You bet!

 

[FistedSister]

You bet!

And right out here in the parking lot.

 

[JudasIscariot]

When's this fucking show starting like girl

 

[Linguslord]

Parking Lot

Really? Right out there with other people parking all around you? That's deliciously disgusting, flaunting yourself in such a forum.

 

[FistedSister]

Really? Right out there with other people parking all around you? That's deliciously disgusting, flaunting yourself in such a forum.

Thank god for wi-fi, right?

 

[craiger58]

You bet!

Are tickets available on TicketMaster?

 

[FistedSister]

Are tickets available on TicketMaster?

No, TicketMasturbator.

 

[Linguslord]

Wifey will be right by

Yes, wireless does make it easier for you to hang out where other skanky chicks might notice you messing with your degenerate dirty bits. Have you ever considered the prospect of dogging for girls?

 

[FistedSister]

Yes, wireless does make it easier for you to hang out where other skanky chicks might notice you messing with your degenerate dirty bits. Have you ever considered the prospect of dogging for girls?

That does sound like fun, but that actually only happens in England, right?

 

[FistedSister]

Yes, wireless does make it easier for you to hang out where other skanky chicks might notice you messing with your degenerate dirty bits. Have you ever considered the prospect of dogging for girls?

What do you mean "wifey will be right by?"

 

[Linguslord]

Dogging Debutante

Well, there's a first time for everything, isn't there? I mean, it shouldn't be difficult. There you are parked outside some commercial enterprise in the middle of the day, when all self-respecting men are either at work or playing online (or both). Women, on the other hand, might be out and about. And if they notice you touching yourself in egregiously inappropriate ways, they may gather round your vehicle, peering in.

 

[Linguslord]

Wifey

There you are, sitting out there in the open. And if I can just get a fix on your wi-fi, I'll send my slut wifey over there to ogle your antics, reach in through the window and paw your dirty parts for you.

 

[FistedSister]

Really? Right out there with other people parking all around you? That's deliciously disgusting, flaunting yourself in such a forum.

I'll reply to you here in front of everyone. It's not macrame. My string bikini is spandex. There is only a red string back there. I've also cut the lining out of the rest of the suit.

 

[Linguslord]

Spandex

How gross is that? You actually cut the panel out of the back of your bikini briefs so other people on the beach have to look at your protruding posterior? Will you stop at nothing to get noticed?

 

[Linguslord]

And I'll bet that when you get wet between your legs, as you often apparently do, girls walking by can see everything, can't they?

 

[FistedSister]

How gross is that? You actually cut the panel out of the back of your bikini briefs so other people on the beach have to look at your protruding posterior? Will you stop at nothing to get noticed?

You're missing something. It's a string bikini. There's no back to speak of.

 

[FistedSister]

And I'll bet that when you get wet between your legs, as you often apparently do, girls walking by can see everything, can't they?

In the right light, probably.

 

[Linguslord]

I get it. No back, just the red string. And the loose buttocks, waving around in the open air and broadcasting that you're a brazen bitch in heat.

 

[nearly_astray]

Deliciously naughty

You are remarkably and deliciously naughty. Right out in the open where everyone can see. I'd like to watch.

 

[seth6138]

No, TicketMasturbator.

Laughs...careful we will ALL GO BLIND (hopefully)