Every day items I can never look at again. lol.

[EmeraldKitten]

There was an article I saw not too long ago in a men's magazine, and it made fun of all the suggestions women's magazines make.
From sex tips to every day items these magazines tell women to use. It got me thinking.
The aricle took a handul of ideas (such as using a bobby pin for a nipple clamp, or tickling his package with a hair scrunchie)
and had a couple try the idea and write up a report on it. The article itself mostly made me laugh.
So I decided to google what sort of household items you could use for sex toys.
Yeah. I wish I wouldn't have, lol.
My favorite answer?
"I've used hotdogs, warm them up for a bit and then get your clit wet by rubbing a cold carrot around, then slowly insert the hotdog in your vagina. It feels so good.
Switching back and forth between the warm hotdog and cold carrot is the best sensation ever. I cummed so hard afterwards.
It was definetly a good orgasm."


Some other favorite, not so bright ideas included: a hammer handle, broom handle, vaccum handle, handle of a plunger, fire extinguisher, a branch, remote, doorknob, leg of a chair, or poop in a condom.
WHAT!!! LOL.

Sooo. How about you good people. Got any ideas that should have never been an idea?

 

[Handley_Page]

There was an article I saw not too long ago in a men's magazine, and it made fun of all the suggestions women's magazines make.
From sex tips to every day items these magazines tell women to use. It got me thinking.
The aricle took a handul of ideas (such as using a bobby pin for a nipple clamp, or tickling his package with a hair scrunchie)
and had a couple try the idea and write up a report on it. The article itself mostly made me laugh.
So I decided to google what sort of household items you could use for sex toys.
Yeah. I wish I wouldn't have, lol.
My favorite answer?
"I've used hotdogs, warm them up for a bit and then get your clit wet by rubbing a cold carrot around, then slowly insert the hotdog in your vagina. It feels so good.
Switching back and forth between the warm hotdog and cold carrot is the best sensation ever. I cummed so hard afterwards.
It was definetly a good orgasm."


Some other favorite, not so bright ideas included: a hammer handle, broom handle, vaccum handle, handle of a plunger, fire extinguisher, a branch, remote, doorknob, leg of a chair, or poop in a condom.
WHAT!!! LOL.

Sooo. How about you good people. Got any ideas that should have never been an idea?

Ladies, do try the handle of a Cabinet-makers' screwdriver; covering by a condom is optional (or so I'm told).

 

[Zeb_Carter]

A cops nightstick, the older models.

I have heard of using toothbrush handles, they say the sonicare are best. Oh turn it on before inserting.

Cucumbers of course. Beer bottles, wine bottles, cell phones, candy canes - the thicker the better from what I hear. Beer cans (ouch), soda cans, etc.

Gearshifts in the car.

I'm sure there are hundreds more.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I'm too afraid something is going to get lost in there.
I'm not that brave.

Plus I think anything wood or glass has GOT to be a terrible idea.
It just has to. lol.

 

[Belegon]

I'm too afraid something is going to get lost in there.
I'm not that brave.

Plus I think anything wood or glass has GOT to be a terrible idea.
It just has to. lol.

if the wood is prepared correctly... ask Stella.

As for glass, it is quite popular with several people we both know...

 

[EmeraldKitten]

if the wood is prepared correctly... ask Stella.

As for glass, it is quite popular with several people we both know...

Hi Bel. Glad you came out to play.

I have no doubt..
I guess I mostly mean the beer bottles and a 'branch', as that one person suggested. *shudders* lol.

I will say a blush brush makes a nice tickler.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Hi Bel. Glad you came out to play.

I have no doubt..
I guess I mostly mean the beer bottles and a 'branch', as that one person suggested. *shudders* lol.

I will say a blush brush makes a nice tickler.

So you think you're strong enough to break a beer bottle? When can we get together to test that theory? Please.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

So you think you're strong enough to break a beer bottle? When can we get together to test that theory? Please.

Ahhh.. hahha.
If I thought it was a possibility, I'd definitely invite you over.

No. I dont think it's that strong. It would just make me nervous. LOL.
If some random shit is gonna happen, it would happen to me.
I'd prefer to not take any chances.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Ahhh.. hahha.
If I thought it was a possibility, I'd definitely invite you over.

No. I dont think it's that strong. It would just make me nervous. LOL.
If some random shit is gonna happen, it would happen to me.
I'd prefer to not take any chances.

Although beer bottles break easily over the heads of actors on TV and in the movies, if you actually hit someone in the head with one it will more than likely bounce off the head. You have to hit that head really hard to break the bottle. A human head is not an unyielding surface like a rock or a bar top. It has flexibility, no matter how hardheaded people say you are.

So don't fear that longnecked Bud bottle, just slide it in and enjoy.