Ever woken up....
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ScarlettRose
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yep, but more often with a hard on between my cheeks
Private Vasquez
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No, but I'll be damned if that doesn't sound like a hoot.
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Kitte said:
I like that...
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pocket73 said:
I've never woken up, so this question isn't applicable to me.
SuperDot69
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usually between the cheeks here, but...
That's how my bro & sis-in-law got their kid.....my sis-in-law says the bad thing is that she didn't get to enjoy it because she woke up right at the end and next thing she knows...preggers city.
That's how my bro & sis-in-law got their kid.....my sis-in-law says the bad thing is that she didn't get to enjoy it because she woke up right at the end and next thing she knows...preggers city.
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Creeping up my hallowed halls? Yep, and it's usually accompaniedpocket73 said:
by a lil' hip grindage... (Which my hubby swears ALL is happening in his sleep and with out his knowledge.)
Yeah, whatever! lolOkay.... I admit it, Mornings like that usually ends up being pretty good days!
pocket73
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Some good stuff...
scarlettrose "yep, but more often with a hard on between my cheeks...."
very nice, did you do anything with it?
markb325 "I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that it will incriminate me."
Didn't you though just then?
SuperDot69 "That's how my bro & sis-in-law got their kid.....my sis-in-law says the bad thing is that she didn't get to enjoy it because she woke up right at the end and next thing she knows...preggers city. "
Has to suck but then you know she could have gone for a second round....
Next question is this have you ever woken a partner up using sex? If so what was their reaction and how did it make you feel?
By the way Moonwolf.....ummm yeah you'd be dead.....or at the very least in a acid like state 24 hours a day without the ability to comprehend a y from an e your eyes wouldn't even see the screen just a bunch of colors.....so you have slept and woken up and that being said answer the question
scarlettrose "yep, but more often with a hard on between my cheeks...."
very nice, did you do anything with it?
markb325 "I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that it will incriminate me."
Didn't you though just then?
SuperDot69 "That's how my bro & sis-in-law got their kid.....my sis-in-law says the bad thing is that she didn't get to enjoy it because she woke up right at the end and next thing she knows...preggers city. "
Has to suck but then you know she could have gone for a second round....
Next question is this have you ever woken a partner up using sex? If so what was their reaction and how did it make you feel?
By the way Moonwolf.....ummm yeah you'd be dead.....or at the very least in a acid like state 24 hours a day without the ability to comprehend a y from an e your eyes wouldn't even see the screen just a bunch of colors.....so you have slept and woken up and that being said answer the question
Sunday morning ritual
It's become our practice that every Sunday morning I get up, put on the coffee, take the pup out, shower and "sneak" back into bed. As nature has it, my fiancé’s morning "systems check" has provided me with many reasons to laze around in bed on Sundays.
I always skip typical "foreplay" and go right for the lazy morning sex, as I stretch out on top. Now I always thought he was asleep till he felt me move over top of him, which then he comes awake with a great theatrical groan, but lately I've been seeing this sly little grin on his face as I crawl back into bed.
Plus, I'm thinking the fact that he wakes up at 6 am to go have a shower while he thinks I'm still sleeping is a dead giveaway. *wink*
It's become our practice that every Sunday morning I get up, put on the coffee, take the pup out, shower and "sneak" back into bed. As nature has it, my fiancé’s morning "systems check" has provided me with many reasons to laze around in bed on Sundays.
I always skip typical "foreplay" and go right for the lazy morning sex, as I stretch out on top. Now I always thought he was asleep till he felt me move over top of him, which then he comes awake with a great theatrical groan, but lately I've been seeing this sly little grin on his face as I crawl back into bed.
Plus, I'm thinking the fact that he wakes up at 6 am to go have a shower while he thinks I'm still sleeping is a dead giveaway. *wink*
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Pocket, you ninny!
What I shared with you isn't some marketed drug that makes women "want it" like a bitch in heat.
First off, I shared this one tiny facet of my relationship with my S/O because it's fun, it's flirty and it's how we keep our relationship "young". If you've ever been in a long term relationship, you should realize how life tends to get in the way of more intimate moments with your spouse.
Secondly, to view a woman and the intimacy between you and her in terms of a "to do list" is just plain cruel, and frankly the thought turns me cold as ice as I'm sure it would most women.
You had a fun little thread going, don’t go screwing it over with ignorant comments.
What I shared with you isn't some marketed drug that makes women "want it" like a bitch in heat.
First off, I shared this one tiny facet of my relationship with my S/O because it's fun, it's flirty and it's how we keep our relationship "young". If you've ever been in a long term relationship, you should realize how life tends to get in the way of more intimate moments with your spouse.
Secondly, to view a woman and the intimacy between you and her in terms of a "to do list" is just plain cruel, and frankly the thought turns me cold as ice as I'm sure it would most women.
You had a fun little thread going, don’t go screwing it over with ignorant comments.
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Buddha be kind
Riles, the comment I made was in jest, mostly....and I am sorry I offended you...mostly. I figure that without offending people sometimes the life gets boring here and there. The fact that you have unresolved issues about sharing and having fun with the thread leads me to many thoughts. Some good, some not so good. Intimacy within a long term relationship should always be made interesting in any way possible. The fact is that I am happy that you did share, but you did share and that leads others to say whatever they want to say. Or share...the fact that I have a list just like any male and female is nothing new. If you never had a list of things you wanted to do then I would be suprised.
I am going to say that you have killed the fun of this list with your non-fun ways. I think everyone was waiting to see how I responded to your ability to want to control things in your way.
One more thing ... everyone is different, and that would lend me to believe that everyone has a right to be and have whatever thought they want to have. The only thing is that people have to know what is wrong, and I am talking about the things that would get you arrested.
As I know I have fully offended you, please remove yourself from this one.
Riles, the comment I made was in jest, mostly....and I am sorry I offended you...mostly. I figure that without offending people sometimes the life gets boring here and there. The fact that you have unresolved issues about sharing and having fun with the thread leads me to many thoughts. Some good, some not so good. Intimacy within a long term relationship should always be made interesting in any way possible. The fact is that I am happy that you did share, but you did share and that leads others to say whatever they want to say. Or share...the fact that I have a list just like any male and female is nothing new. If you never had a list of things you wanted to do then I would be suprised.
I am going to say that you have killed the fun of this list with your non-fun ways. I think everyone was waiting to see how I responded to your ability to want to control things in your way.
One more thing ... everyone is different, and that would lend me to believe that everyone has a right to be and have whatever thought they want to have. The only thing is that people have to know what is wrong, and I am talking about the things that would get you arrested.
As I know I have fully offended you, please remove yourself from this one.
Pocket
You've explained it was not your intention to be offensive and I suppose I jumped the gun if that is the case. I wanted my response to bring about more openness in your thread, which is why I didn't just answer "yes". Hopefully I haven't completely ruined the tone by putting my foot in my mouth.
This of course goes to the readers who've witnessed our exchange, carry on and enjoy...I'm not a prude nor a shrew, I simply misunderstood and let my very opinionated self run amuck.
Pocket, you have my sincerest apologies.
Riley
You've explained it was not your intention to be offensive and I suppose I jumped the gun if that is the case. I wanted my response to bring about more openness in your thread, which is why I didn't just answer "yes". Hopefully I haven't completely ruined the tone by putting my foot in my mouth.
This of course goes to the readers who've witnessed our exchange, carry on and enjoy...I'm not a prude nor a shrew, I simply misunderstood and let my very opinionated self run amuck.
Pocket, you have my sincerest apologies.
Riley
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Re: Some good stuff...
Yes I have. He's such a heavy sleeper. He almost always has an erotic dream, then wakes up finding me stroking him, blowing him, or even riding him (gently, of course). His reaction? Sleepy happy moans, he'll start moving his hips, or if he's awake enough, he'll flip me over and I'll be on the receiving end. It's lots of fun.
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pocket73 said:
Yes I have. He's such a heavy sleeper. He almost always has an erotic dream, then wakes up finding me stroking him, blowing him, or even riding him (gently, of course).
His reaction? Sleepy happy moans, he'll start moving his hips, or if he's awake enough, he'll flip me over and I'll be on the receiving end. It's lots of fun. Edited for poor grammar
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One long time gf of mine had really sensitive nips. On occasion, I'd wake up lying on my back with her perched precariously over my head, dropping one into my half open mouth. It was usually the sounds of her contented cooing that actually woke me, not the sensation of her pink-nosed puppies being used as a pacifier. On one occasion, tho, she appearantly slightly lost her balance and poked me in the closed eye with her "free" breast. Hard nips hurt!
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Many is the time...
I've wished to wake up in this situation.
So often that morning hard-on has gone awastin'. But my ex required all of the formal preliminaries prior to any real participation on her part. Thus she never initiated such a morning wake-up and she was certainly never receptive.
Alas...
But, the morning stiffy keeps hoping for the future!!
I've wished to wake up in this situation.
So often that morning hard-on has gone awastin'. But my ex required all of the formal preliminaries prior to any real participation on her part. Thus she never initiated such a morning wake-up and she was certainly never receptive.
Alas...
But, the morning stiffy keeps hoping for the future!!
pocket73
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Glad am I
That all is taking care of on the business end on this thread.
I am also happy to see some good information coming through again.
Smooth that is an interesting version, I have never heard of that version; and well hard nips can hurt. Hopefully it didn't require you getting glasses!
Dessert - you now have me wondering what I am like when asleep. I am such a deep sleaper that I had a ladder to my loft fall and break over my neck. The cat of the house decided to jump off the ladder to the bed. Well long story short I slept through the large audible cracking and the hammering of the ladder back together.
Sim I had the same problem for awhile.
Riles thank you and I hope that your weekend was a good one.
That all is taking care of on the business end on this thread.
I am also happy to see some good information coming through again.
Smooth that is an interesting version, I have never heard of that version; and well hard nips can hurt. Hopefully it didn't require you getting glasses!
Dessert - you now have me wondering what I am like when asleep. I am such a deep sleaper that I had a ladder to my loft fall and break over my neck. The cat of the house decided to jump off the ladder to the bed. Well long story short I slept through the large audible cracking and the hammering of the ladder back together.
Sim I had the same problem for awhile.
Riles thank you and I hope that your weekend was a good one.
Diesel_Fire
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Riles,
With that to look forward to, no wonder he's making early am preparations!
And I've got a list also, but instead of chopping off our dicks for liking your "rituals", why not tell us what's on your list?
D_F
With that to look forward to, no wonder he's making early am preparations!
And I've got a list also, but instead of chopping off our dicks for liking your "rituals", why not tell us what's on your list?
D_F
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Riles,
I take it you meant "no bearing" instead of "to bearing"? Isn't that a bitch, you know darlin you really should proof read before you submit. wink
Back to the topic at hand, how can you say it has no bearing? Didn't pocket just call you on that? I think it's time you threw down girl! Now c'mon, I'm waiting and I've got things to do!
D_F
Check your pms once in a while would ya!
I take it you meant "no bearing" instead of "to bearing"? Isn't that a bitch, you know darlin you really should proof read before you submit. wink
Back to the topic at hand, how can you say it has no bearing? Didn't pocket just call you on that? I think it's time you threw down girl! Now c'mon, I'm waiting and I've got things to do!
D_F
Check your pms once in a while would ya!
pocket73
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In all fairness
I would love to refrain from any nail biting experiences again on this thread. Diesel have you experienced anything in this nature or do you have a dream that you want to experience. In fact what is everyone's dream experience in this situation? How would this experience completely fulfill you in one shot?
I would love to refrain from any nail biting experiences again on this thread. Diesel have you experienced anything in this nature or do you have a dream that you want to experience. In fact what is everyone's dream experience in this situation? How would this experience completely fulfill you in one shot?
