Ever think you were born into the wrong family?

[JerseyBoy]

Onassis Heiress Athina Turns 18, Inherits Billions

GENEVA (Reuters) - Athina Roussel, the last direct descendant of the late Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis, became one of the world's richest women Wednesday, inheriting part of a multi-billion-dollar fortune on her 18th birthday.

yada yada yada she lived happily ever after

so what's your story?

 

[lobito]

2.7 billion today, + 2 billion more if she lives another 3 years?

She's gonna have a hard time spending all that money I think... Maybe I've found my next ex-wife.

 

[Guest]

She's going to marry me on her 21st birthday.

 

[Cheyenne]

I actually feel sorry for her. How hard will it be for her to trust that a man really loves her and not her money?

 

[Texan]

I actually feel sorry for her. How hard will it be for her to trust that a man really loves her and not her money?

I don't feel sorry for her. Love come and goes, but diamonds are forever.

Just kidding. But I think she'll learn to deal with it. After all, she can date only guys that also have more money than they can ever spend, and not worry if it's for her money. She could also get a lawyer to tatoo a pre-nup on her ass and make sure the first time any guy "does" her is in the doggy position.

 

[Pseudomoniker]

And as the old adage goes,

"How much is a good night's sleep worth?"

You just know there have been countless kidnapping plots and more are in the offing.

 

[Purrde Flower]

so what's your story?

From ages 4-6 my oldest brother had me convinced I was adopted. I look nothing like anyone in my family except my eyebrows.

 

[Tranquility]

every damn time one of my sisters opens her lemonheaded mouth spewing more bullshit....can ya tell we ain't close

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

If I had that much money... by the way, who get her cash if she dies?