Ever notice that when the board starts slowing down Laurel starts posting threads?

[Never]

As a lesbian, Did'ja?

Maybe we should all start a thread on whatever we feel like just so she doesn't get worried. Or maybe we should just make an extra effort to post whatever she she feels loved.

((Laurel))

 

[Never]

As a lesbian, I must have a secret password to Laurel's thought patterns. Not less than two minutes before I posted this she started a thread.

My thread: 10-31-2001 05:51 PM
Her thread: 10-31-2001 05:49 PM

As a lesbian, I am so cool.

 

[modest mouse]

I am never one to ruin someones self congratulating(I know I like to go about mine uninterrupted) but...

Reagrading your avatar Never, I think that is an H.R. Geiger painting you are using...do you know where I can find some large scale pics of his stuff?

Thanks

 

[Never]

As a lesbian, I am so cool
Never is da Bomb
Lots o luv for Neverkins
I am the greast lov-

What? You want me to talk about something other then me and how wonderful I am? Do you have no idea whom you are addressing? I mean, I pride myself in my total self-absorption.

Oh well, I'll try and make the effort at least.

This particular picture I picked up when I was a sophomore in high school and subsequently became the inspiration for the main character in the first complete story I had ever written. It's called Li1 (the picture, not my story) and is one of two portraits Geiger did of his wife who is now deceased... Wait, that's not what you wanted.

Unfortunately, I cannot assist you for the only collection of his work I have ever seen is in a handsome retrospective by Morpheus Int. that I own. I know that he has quite a significant body of work and that, havening inspired the look of two of the more influential sci-fi movies of that last few decades, a good deal of it should be found in the cyber domain.

However, I cannot help you on your search because I've never looked for his works on the web. I can only refer you to www.giger.com and www.morpheusint.com as they seem an excellent spot to start your search... at least they seem so for me.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Never is so great.
I love you Never.
Never there's no one on earth like you.

*wanders off while talking to herself
*

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Ever notice that when the board starts slowing down Laurel starts posting threads?

Did'ja?

Maybe we should all start a thread on whatever we feel like just so she doesn't get worried. Or maybe we should just make an extra effort to post whatever she she feels loved.

((Laurel))

Yes...

 

[Never]

~ahem~

Addendum to the above: http://www.hrgiger.com/

 

[modest mouse]

Thanks for the info Never. I, as many have, looked into Giger's work after seeing Alien. I have never been able to part with the cash in order to pick up one of his books. I guess I should make a friend at the bookstore b4 X-mas.

....a little bird told me...

Never is why we have sunny days
Never is a gift from a higher power
Michael Jordan asks Never for basketball tips
etc, etc

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I am so cool
Never is da Bomb
Lots o luv for Neverkins

Never is so great.
I love you Never.
Never there's no one on earth like you.

*wanders off while listening to Adora and Chef*

Yes Miss Never

 

[Never]

I'm guessing no one cares about my wonderful observation?

Okay, I was just speeding up the board anyway.

 

[Laurel]

LOL!

Some people kill threads.

I kill entire forums!

 

[Dillinger]

Actually it always seemed to me that Laurel slows down when the board notices there are threads here.

 

[Mensa]

Another possibility

Maybe it slows down because Laurel is a slow reader.

 

[Laurel]

Pardon? Could you type that again, slower?

 

[Mensa]

Pardon? Could you type that again, slower?

M-a-y-b-e i-t s-l-o-w-s d-o-w-n b-e-c-a-u-s-e L-a-u-r-e-l i-s a s-l-o-w r-e-a-d-e-r !

H-a-p-p-y n-o-w ?

 

[Never]

he said: maybeitslowsdownbecauselaurel'saslowreader.

 

[Mensa]

he said: maybeitslowsdownbecauselaurel'saslowreader.

For God's sake, woman, come up for air!!

 

[Never]

*gasp*
*gasp*

Okay... I'm okay now.

 

[Laurel]

I'm eating Doritos and drinking soda.

 

[Debbie]

Not Mountain Dew? I hope not otherwise we are all in trouble!




Never is clever, witty, charming ,effervescent, honest... and if I don't run quick she's gonna whip my ass

 

[Never]

Laurel:
"I'm eating Doritos and drinking soda."

The fulfilling and always stimulating life of a pornmadam.

Hey Laurel.
Trick or treat.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'm eating Doritos and drinking soda.

I think you need to add The Bends to your repetoire too.

Oh or this...

a dozen roses in the car
and i don't know where you are
maybe i don't know what i'm doing
you're moving like a movie
you still move me
among the other ones
and twos and threes and twenty-threes
got to keep my conscience clean
but that hurricane what's-her-name
mentality was not for me
and never could be
cause it surely brings bitter things
and misery

and i say
heaven hits me hard
in with the new
heaven hits me hardly
in with the news
whatever gets me started
in with the noose
have you ever had a heaven here
and was it clear?

cause i just wrote a letter
a confession down the ladder
that things could be so much better
and through follow the leader
i met her and then another end
and usually a grudge
but i loved so much
the way we touched and psuedo-kissed
oh i already miss you singing like this
over the phone
every now and every then i tend to pretend
i'm not alone

static made old radio
now i know
static made old radio

heaven hits me hard
in with the new
heaven hits me hardly
in with the news
whatever gets me started
in with the noose
have you ever had a heaven here
and was it clearly better?


those lyrics are still in my head and I have never heard the song.

 

[Laurel]

I'll have to send it to you, Cheffie.

Yep, Nevah girl. That's me - living on the edge.