Ever had a cramp in your vagina?

[Private Vasquez]

Hurts like a muthafucka, don't it? And there's no way to stretch it out...

 

[solid_]

Is that the same as cramped hamstring if it is I feel very sorry for ya I can only imagine the pain.

 

[badasschick]

Yeah and his name was ....



sorry that was way too easy.

 

[Private Vasquez]

the hidden dangers of kegels.

 

[Sillyman]

Massage might work. Might.

 

[Private Vasquez]

the pressure needed to massage out a cramp is quite a bit...but it's worth a try, I suppose.

 

[badasschick]

sillicone vibrator sleeve, nice and warmed up with hot water.


Buzz your cares away!

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'd rather have someone do it for me.

 

[badasschick]

Who ya gonna call?

 

[Latinababe]

Never had a cramp there...So I can't help ya out sorry

 

[Weird Harold]

No. Can't say that I have.

 

[Garland]

Me neither

 

[fgarvb1]

I've tried to PUT a cramp in a few!

 

[Coralee]

I get them all the time. It's where I usually get my monthly cramps when I do get cramps. It gets so bad sometimes I can barely walk. I just take an Advil, lay down and wait for it to pass.

 

[Lasz]

I have never had a Vagina but I have had cramps.
I always get them in my calves.

Laz

 

[navarre]

Who ya gonna call?

Ghostbusters?

 

[Guest]

 

[patient1]

Hurts like a muthafucka, don't it? And there's no way to stretch it out...

The perils of being made of hard plastic-

Try lots of heat and solvents. I recommend cognac.

 

[patient1]

Feeling better , I trust?

 

[Guest]

 

[Private Vasquez]

haha! I have my ways...

 

[glamorilla]

Help! My vagina just cramped!