Ever feel...

[Shagly]

...all tied up?

 

[blobfish]

Tryharder posts a wink emoticon in 5... 4... 3... 2...

 

[Tryharder62]

No but it is a fantasy of mine.

You doing alright? What has got you all tied up?

 

[Tryharder62]

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Nope, you'll never understand me blobfish. Never.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Hi blobby! *Waves* Hi Tryharder, sweetie!

 

[blobfish]

Hi blobby! *Waves* Hi Tryharder, sweetie!

Piss off.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Awwww...

 

[Tryharder62]

Hi Marceline! Aly McBeal over?

 

[blobfish]

Awwww...

Eh, you can stay. Just try not to talk.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Yeah! *Hugs blobfish* Can I sit on your lap? I'm feeling abit dirty. & Tryhard what's aly Mcbean?

 

[blobfish]

Yeah! *Hugs blobfish* Can I sit on your lap? I'm feeling abit dirty. & Tryhard what's aly Mcbean?

Sure, when you've reached the age of consent in your state or jurisdiction.

 

[blobfish]

Hi Marceline! Aly McBeal over?

Wrong person.

 

[Tryharder62]

Yeah! *Hugs blobfish* Can I sit on your lap? I'm feeling abit dirty. & Tryhard what's aly Mcbean?

You have been drinking. Didn't you have a thread that you were watching Aly McBeal?

 

[Tryharder62]

Holy Cow!!! I have no excuse I am sober.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Just some jello shots, no biggy, but no I wasn't watching that. And blobfish, YOU NEED TO FUCK ME ALREADY! I'm nineteen goddamn years old! Honest!

 

[blobfish]

Just some jello shots, no biggy, but no I wasn't watching that. And blobfish, YOU NEED TO FUCK ME ALREADY! I'm nineteen goddamn years old! Honest!

Who do you think I am, the World War II draft board? I ain't buying that you're nineteen until I see some laminated, state-issued proof.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

You won't be saying that when you get a look at my boobies, and snatch.

 

[blobfish]

You won't be saying that when you get a look at my boobies, and snatch.

I'm not going to look at your boobies, and snatch.

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm 46 if that helps.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Grrrrrrrr! You are getting me fuckstraded!! -_-

 

[blobfish]

I'm 46 if that helps.

I can find as many gynecomastia pics online as I need.

 

[Tryharder62]

I guess if you're into that kind that's fine. Mine may not be huge but they are very much a woman's.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Don't be mean to Harder! She's my friend, you salty bastard!

 

[blobfish]

Grrrrrrrr! You are getting me fuckstraded!! -_-

And I'm not going to buy your friends beer and cigarettes, either.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Blobby! We will have sex, even if I have to chain you to my bed!!!!! C:‹