Ever catch or got caught by a family member masturbating?

keep em going

kepp em going everyone ..thanks for everyone sharing
 
During the summer, it was difficult to tell if my parents were actually home. My room was in the basement and very well insulated from sound. My parents both left for work at 4:30 am during the week, so the only way I really knew was to walk all the way upstairs and peek into their room. So on occasion over that summer, I would be getting my groove on with headphones and the next thing I knew I would be getting sprayed by the cold water out of the laundry sink.

Mom was cool, just laugh at me. Step dad on the other hand would get a bit angry.

When I got caught by my cousin however, it was during a family wedding weekend. The three oldest got to sleep on the couches. Being the shortest of the three, I had the loveseat. She had the three sectional right next to me, and our other cousin had the four sectional sofa in the actual family room. I had woken her up. We traded finger tastes that night.
 
Wow! I wish mine was that cool. Really only caught by my parents. No other family in the house
 
Keep it going

let us share them fun experinces
 
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I've never been caught in the act that I know of but, I'd like to see this thread revived.
 
guilt?

The interesting part is .. if you have been caught, were you given a lecture?
Were you told it was wrong, or a sin, or that you would grow hair on your
palms or that you would go blind? (Actually, the blindness thing is true.
I used to jerk off a lot but I stopped when I needed glasses.)
 
Walking in and seeing my first naked pussy

My mom was my first naked woman i saw and sees the reason i like stockings and fake tits.
 
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Needs a bump

Love the experiences...giving a bump to hear others sharing the stories
 
Kinda reminds me of the old joke...
what is the definition of chutzpah?

If you are jerking off, your mom catches you,
and she just walks away, that is not chutzpah.

But if she catches you jerking off, and says to
you, "please continue," then she definitely has
chutzpah.

But if she catches you jerking off, and says to
you, "please continue," ... and you do ...
then YOU have chutzpah!!!

Sam

p.s. for those of you who don't know, "chutzpah"
is a Yiddish word that loosely translates as "nerves,"
or "guts." But "chutzpah" just sounds so much better :)
 
let the stories start again

bumping to hear more stories
 
After Christmas bump

Let us hear the funny now ..not funny then stories
 
Years ago at home I was in my room eyes close and just lost in the moment. I was (it has to be said) moaning like a male whore on heat thinking I was alone in the house. As I came (being young I was fairly athletic) quite energetically milking myself of every last drop I opened my eyes to see my mother stood in the doorway smiling.

At the time I went beetroot red and it became like a farse scene in a comedy. But as I think of it now in middle age it's one of my fondest and most erotic memories of that period.

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When I lived down in the keys, I entered the outdoor shower and there she was with another young lady while another male was providing the view. Very hot.
 
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