Ever been caught??

[Maiden-hunter]

Ok...Don't leave us hanging!

What happened next???

ermmm well inrtoductions were made lol

and the bed was big enough for us all no partner swaping that night though (friday) turned out that he and his gf had been at it for an hour or so downstairs and the lay out of the house stopped any noise from being heard ether way (plus we were busy )

we all went out for a meal the day after and that night stayed with our respective partners in differant rooms

the weekend after i had the two ladys to my self for two days
nothing the weekend after but the one after that was all four together

then nothing husband and wife tryed to patch things up but I learned later that they had separated

 

[Four_Inch_Heels]

Masturbating.......by my hubby and an old bf, no big deal though.

Once, caught by the cops, parked at the airport. Me giving him a handjob, him fingering me. They left because we "looked of age". Sure killed the mood though!

 

[thickspear]

the first time i ever believed in god...

 

[thickspear]

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[thickspear]

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[thickspear]

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[thickspear]

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[Four_Inch_Heels]

Sooo........why aren't you two together anymore??

 

[thickspear]

so

 

[ReadyOne]

this is a good thread..i have lots to contribute but these are the one's that come to mind first....

this involved a neighbor girl and her parents....i remember because it was such sweet justice...this girl had been a friend of mine when we were younger but about the seventh grade she became very smug and condescending...too condescending to say hello or acknowledge we knew each other...

she was 16 and had decided not to go to church with her parents one evening (they were the most devout people i've ever met...they went to church 4 or 5 times a week)...anyway they left her home and right away her bf shows up...the parents returned home to retrieve something they forgot...to find their daughter getting fucked doggie style on the floor of the living room...

all i had to do after that is smile slyly at her...heehee....it was the first time i ever believed in god...

And how were you around to see her predicament? Window peeking???

 

[quickfoot]

A couple times of each. Years ago I was caught on two seperate occasions masturbating by my mom.

One time I was in my bedroom with the door shut (no locking door) and she came in to put laundry away. Had time to grab the blanket but we had a talk later so she could tell me she knew what I was doing

The other time I was in our family room late at night watching old star trek movies (like 2 in the morning). everyone was asleep but my mom came out down the hallway and saw (I didn't know she saw until she told me the next day).

My step son has came into room while my wife and I were having sex 2 or 4 times. Usually bad dream or couldn't go back to sleep so he was drowsy but talk about jumping off quick . He actually walked in twice in one night, kinda hard to keep things ready after you get caught a couple times.

We've instilled a if it is closed knock don't just barge in and also a locking door handle in our bedroom now.

 

[ReadyOne]

Step daughter tried to catch her mom and I when we were first together in order to embarrass mom (and maybe me).

We had a premonition it was going to happen maybe a half minute before she came through the door so we were decent. (I always keep my shorts in reach with others are in the house.)

I put a bolt on the door that morning, and when she tried it again that evening she couldn't get through. We just kept going until we reached a natural break, and by then daughter had given up.

Unfortunately (for mom) they battled a lot, and daughter went to live with her father when we announced the engagement.

I considered that good, because I was paranoid about being anyplace near daughter when people were distant. I'd not ride in the back seat of a car with her, not go into the same room a party if there wasn't another adult there, and once had to explain to her dad (after she moved out) why I wouldn't let her into the house after school to pick up some things when her mother wasn't home from work yet.

And in this case, it really was "just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you." It helped having the talk with her father; she seems to back off a bit from potentially compromising situations afterwards. But I lived on pins and needles waiting for her to make some false accusation in an attempt to cause trouble; that was her style and she wanted to hurt mom and/or I.

 

[living2serve]

Way to many time by the kids, we have to keep covers close. I think the most embarrassing one was outside a club.I was a freshaman in college. I was giving my guy a blowjog laying between two cars in the parking lot when the owwner of one of the cars stepped on me. He quickly apologised for interrupting and went back into the club. Needless to say when we went back in the club everyone knew. Oh well, that's what college was all about right. Sex anywhere and everywhere.

 

[BTK51]

Only been caught having sex and that has happened several times.

Once my roommate at college walked in on me and my girlfriend in the dorm. We had a do-no-disturb signal, scotch tape over the lock, but someone (I think it was a actually a few people) who knew my roommate was playing basketball and would be coming back, thought it would be funny to remove the tape. He walked in on us and casually said that he was going to take a shower, took off his sneakers, picked up his towel, soap and toiletry bag and told us to have fun. I was pissed that he blew off the signal till I found out that the tape had been removed. Killed the mood though so we got dressed and left.

Another time is while my wife and I were dating we used to go parking in this city park parking lot. It was real dark with plenty of room … great place. Every now & then the cops would come in put on the siren and spot light on the side of the car and chase everyone out. Occasionally, especially if you didn’t leave right away, they would get out and go over to the cars. One time they came into the lot and we were going at it hot and heavy and right about to climax. The siren went on and the spotlight was shone right in our car. I jumped over the front seat and took off out of the parking lot while my wife scrambled to get dressed. We had to go right next to the cop car on the way out and he shined his spotlight mounted on the side of his car right into ours. There was a delay while the cars in front of me pulled onto the street so they got a long look, up close and personal as we stopped next to them.

Well I pulled out onto the street and he follows us. Here I am driving on a crowded street in New York, butt naked, my condom still on with a cop car right behind me. I knew he was going to pull us over and I would soon be standing outside my car. My wife throws me my clothes but of course, I can’t put them on while I’m driving. I made the decision that if I was going to be standing outside in my birthday suit I might as well do it on a side street so I signaled for a turn and then the cop did to. I made the turn but the cop hung a U-turn and probably went back to the parking lot. They probably laughed their asses off for the rest of the night. We did and still do.

There have been several times with the kids and a couple of times when they came home unexpectedly with their friends but I’ve talked long enough.

 

[DuckLover]

I love this thread!

Every time I come back here, it just gets better and better! Thank you to everyone who has posted; I hope more people share their stories, especially those with several stories!

Here's one of mine. I previously posted it several months ago on a similar thread:

My fuck-buddy in college and I decided to go out with a bang...literally. She'd long had a fantasy of having sex in a public restroom. Didn't do much for me, but if it turned her on, why not?

So we went into the main campus library and snuck into the women's bathroom. We went into the handicap stall (more space) and seated her on the sink in the stall, which put her at just the right height. We had a pretty darn good fuck right there, excited by the risk factor. As we finished up (thank goodness), we heard someone come in! I jumped up on the toilet so my feet wouldn't show while she stayed standing. We figured we could wait out whomever it was... unfortunately, it sounded like the cleaning crew!! We heard conversation, stall doors opening, water running, toilets flushing, the whole deal. We were thinking, oh crap, they're gonna want this stall! Then, it got worse!

We discovered it wasn't the cleaning crew, it was the campus crazy woman! (Schizophrenic? Multiple personalities? Not sure.) She was talking to herself and moving around like she was cleaning the place. We were trapped in that stall for over 10 minutes!! (It felt a LOT longer!)

Eventually the lady left and we were able to duck out. We both laughed about it (still do, actually) as we left and headed back to my apartment.

 

[collywoble]

This wasn't me (honest) but a friend of a friend...etc


Said friends (a couple in their early 20s) were walking with their dog through a local forest.

Feeling like a bit of excitement, they left the path, tied up dog, and snuck behind some small trees.

Their doggy style screwing was going great but the dog kept barking. Afraid that this would attract passers by, the bf went to calm said dog.

Unfortunatly for him, he had not pulled up pants properly, in the hope that he would only be gone a few seconds.

Alas as he approached the dog, he was spotted by a family walking their own dog.

The day was ruined, as he realised that the people saw a guy, with his pants not quite right and an excited dog.

Needless to say, the sexed up couple ran away in case the cops were called to check up on the pervert with a dog.

Oh Well.


I'm assured that my pals' pal was telling the truth.

 

[Watcher of All]

not physically caught in the act but i left a couple condoms lying on my night stand and my mom came in to see me and my gf sleeping together with a 12 pack opened up and only 8 left, she never said anything about it but now whenever my girl friend is over she just leaves us alone

 

[Sybarist]

I've never been caught masturbating by anyone who didn't have enough brains to get involved

In University I shared a bachelor apartment with my older sister for the first year. One large room for living/sleeping, a kitchen, and a very small bathroom. I had been seeing this guy for about three months but she had never met him. We had gone to a movie and then headed back to our apartment because my sister was supposed to be away for the night. When we got there she was home sleeping- What to do??? We decided to risk a quicky in the shower...

Long story short, we were in the middle of things and she just opened the door and said "If you are going to be having the need to shower again at 2 o'clock in the morning, can you please do it somewhere else?" Talk about a downer.. LMAO!!

He never came over to the apartment again. I dated him for another 6 months or so and then he went back home and I never saw him again.. I still get embarassed and silly about it, I wonder if he does too?
Syb.

 

[thickspear]

i had an army buddy who flew home for a weekend to spend time with a gf who's parents went out of town...it was another situation of religeous parents and a daughter who wanted to sleep with her bf..

so he came back from the trip crowing about how great it was...

untill a week or so later...

seems the mom went into her medicine cabinet to use a dab from the new extra large jar of vaseline...

to see a perfect cockhead impression and a curly brown hair in the otherwise unused jar....

 

[DuckLover]

i had an army buddy who flew home for a weekend to spend time with a gf who's parents went out of town...it was another situation of religeous parents and a daughter who wanted to sleep with her bf..

so he came back from the trip crowing about how great it was...

untill a week or so later...

seems the mom went into her medicine cabinet to use a dab from the new extra large jar of vaseline...

to see a perfect cockhead impression and a curly brown hair in the otherwise unused jar....

ROFL!! Now THAT'S rich! I've never heard of getting caught quite like that before! (Did the gf keep the impression of him in the vaseline?)

 

[djsfun2]

Perfect record.

32 years and counting. I have never been caught.

 

[Whoa Canada]

What a great first posting

I was once caught by my dad, I think I was about 16 at the time. I was in the family room and positioned my chair so that I could see if anyone was coming through the reflection of the fireplace. There was a softcore porn on the tele and I had the urge of course to pull it out... I love to watch softcore sometimes as it leaves me to finish off in my imagination what's being done on screen. Well, I must have been too far off in my imagination to remember to check if anyone was coming that my dad casually walked in, saw what I was doing and said, "Why are you doing that? You shouldn't do that." So he sits down on the couch and we're both sitting there watching the tele (me in my awkwardly positioned chair in the middle of the room). I zipped up and contemplated what to do or say next... So, I handed him the controller, moved the chair back to its original position and walked out of the room, saying nothing. I don't remeember whether I crouched up in the bathtub in embarassment ot whether I finshed the job in the bathtub out of complete privacy.

I probably finished the job.

WC

 

[OnlyInTheMind]

Got caught with my ex gf in a park by a coke addict...scared the shit out of us. I'm sucking on her tits and hes like "Got some change man??"

 

[Posha]

I've been caught, embarrassly, a couple of times. I always would find my Dad's "dirty" novels in his drawers and masturbate to them. In one, there was a passage about a woman rubbing somthing on her pussy and having her dog lick it off. I couldn't get that image out of my head and wanted to try it desperately. One day I came home after school and no one was home...I looked in the fridge and there was a can of whipped cream on the door. I quickly took it out and calling our dog, slid my underwear down. (I was wearing my school uniform skirt) I pulled the kitchen chair out and sat on it, sliding my pussy over the edge and proceeded to spray the whipped cream all over my cunt. It took very little coaxing to get our dog to start licking and I was in heaven. After he licked the top, I spread my cunt lips and sprayed the cream inside. Our dog started licking faster and I was pinching my nipples as hard as I could and had my legs spread as far as possible and my feet were pushing against the cabinets, when all of a sudden the back door slammed and there was my Mom with the most horrified look on her face! I jumped up and the chair fell flat. My Mom was yelling and the whole time the dog kept trying to get under my skirt. I dropped the whipped cream and was trying to pick up my underwear when I felt the dogs nose in my crack, which made me let out a little "whoo" and stood up and still my Mom is yelling and trying to get the dog outside. I was so embarrassed and that's when Dad came in the front door. I ran to my bedroom and never did hear anything from my Dad, although my Mom would make a grunting noise whenever the whipped cream was taken out!

 

[StokerAce]

Wow! great story Posha, have heard of that happen more than a few times. Kind of an urban myth but happens...hey still kinda hot.