Ever been caught??
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Dear Abby
Do you know the John Prine song, Dear Abby:
Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever
get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just
shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her
pants to her knees
Signed Just Married
Just Married, Just Married...
One time I was out on a picnic with a girlfriend. We put the baked potatoes in the coals to cook. I convinced her, not too hard
, to take a blanket and go off in the woods for some loving. We walked down the trail and then off into the woods near the river. The bugs weren't out so it was really nice to get naked and get something to eat for starters. She had her legs pulled up and I was ear's deep in her when I looked up over her boobs to see a guy on the trail. With hardly a missed beat, I hissed, "Get the FUCK out of here..." The guy smirked and walked away. It took only a couple of seconds to get back to munching. We both chuckled a little. In only a little while she clamped her thighs around my ears and pounded into my mouth. That was a yummy way to start a picnic. After we were done, we walked back to the picnic area. Later, the guy who walked in saw us and got a wicked smirk on his face. I gave him my best dirty look
Treeview
Do you know the John Prine song, Dear Abby:
Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever
get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just
shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her
pants to her knees
Signed Just Married
Just Married, Just Married...
One time I was out on a picnic with a girlfriend. We put the baked potatoes in the coals to cook. I convinced her, not too hard
, to take a blanket and go off in the woods for some loving. We walked down the trail and then off into the woods near the river. The bugs weren't out so it was really nice to get naked and get something to eat for starters. She had her legs pulled up and I was ear's deep in her when I looked up over her boobs to see a guy on the trail. With hardly a missed beat, I hissed, "Get the FUCK out of here..." The guy smirked and walked away. It took only a couple of seconds to get back to munching. We both chuckled a little. In only a little while she clamped her thighs around my ears and pounded into my mouth. That was a yummy way to start a picnic. After we were done, we walked back to the picnic area. Later, the guy who walked in saw us and got a wicked smirk on his face. I gave him my best dirty look Treeview
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This didn't happen to me but...
This happened to a good friend of mine about 20 years ago. We both worked at the same place and worked the same shift from 3pm until 11pm. One day she had her boyfriend come over for lunch. There weren't very many people working this shift, maybe a total of about 15 or so. The company had set up picnic tables behind the build so that we could have lunch outside when the weather was good. Well, she and her boyfriend decided to have a LITTLE more then lunch. She was giving him a nice blow job, not realizing that the security camera panned from side to side. A couple of us got to see a pretty nice show !!! She was so embarassed when she found out that she was caught on camera. Luckily there wasn't any taping at the time. Of course, we did get to kid her for a number of years about her high protein diet.....
This happened to a good friend of mine about 20 years ago. We both worked at the same place and worked the same shift from 3pm until 11pm. One day she had her boyfriend come over for lunch. There weren't very many people working this shift, maybe a total of about 15 or so. The company had set up picnic tables behind the build so that we could have lunch outside when the weather was good. Well, she and her boyfriend decided to have a LITTLE more then lunch. She was giving him a nice blow job, not realizing that the security camera panned from side to side. A couple of us got to see a pretty nice show !!! She was so embarassed when she found out that she was caught on camera. Luckily there wasn't any taping at the time. Of course, we did get to kid her for a number of years about her high protein diet.....
College_geek said:Twice in the same night? Guess she didn't learn her lesson.
Either that or she wanted to join in!
A friend of mine told me the following story about her sister:
Em's boyfriend spent the night (parents knew) and in the decided on some wake-up sex. Mom walked right through the door in the middle of it, saw them humping under the covers, and got very flustered. She mumbled something about breakfast being ready and walked out. Figuring they'd already been busted, Em and her bf went back at it. A couple minutes later, Mom walked back in! She'd figured they would have stopped and gotten dressed, so she wondered why they weren't down at breakfast!
Caught
I was cought by the cops inthe back seat of my car at a boat launch. The cop had to circle around a second time to give us a chance to finish buttoning and zipping up.
I was also caught having sex by an ex boyfriend. We broke up about a week before. But he had a key to the apartment still, and was still a friend of mine and my room mates so we didn't think to ask for it back. Meanwhile, I was seeing someone new and we were inthe middleof having sex for the first time, and well the ex walked in.
I was cought by the cops inthe back seat of my car at a boat launch. The cop had to circle around a second time to give us a chance to finish buttoning and zipping up.
I was also caught having sex by an ex boyfriend. We broke up about a week before. But he had a key to the apartment still, and was still a friend of mine and my room mates so we didn't think to ask for it back. Meanwhile, I was seeing someone new and we were inthe middleof having sex for the first time, and well the ex walked in.
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Masturbating: Yes When I was 12 my cousin caught me and when I told her it was because of her, we had some fun. That was my first time seeing a girl naked and we had some fun playing around. We rarely go to see each other after that, but when we did, we chose not to continue the fun.
Sex: Yes, but only doing oral. This is a true story. I was in high school and out parking with my gf. I had her pants off, was eating her out, and looked up to see if she was liking it. Right outside the window behind her was a cow, yes a COW! I guess that goes with the territory when you are out parking in Wisconsin. Never got caught doing anything else. My life is too mundane I guess. LOL
Sex: Yes, but only doing oral. This is a true story. I was in high school and out parking with my gf. I had her pants off, was eating her out, and looked up to see if she was liking it. Right outside the window behind her was a cow, yes a COW! I guess that goes with the territory when you are out parking in Wisconsin. Never got caught doing anything else. My life is too mundane I guess. LOL
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Re: Dear Abby
. . . continues:
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, You won't believe this!
My stomach makes noises, whenever I kiss!
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head;
but my stomach tells me to write you instead!
Signed Noisemaker
Treeview said:
. . . continues:
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, You won't believe this!
My stomach makes noises, whenever I kiss!
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head;
but my stomach tells me to write you instead!
Signed Noisemaker
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Maiden-hunter said:
Ok...Don't leave us hanging!
What happened next???
It's a bird! (Yes!) It's a plane! (Yes!) It's SUPER-DuckLover! 
(Sorry, I'm celebrating post #747. Would you like some crackers with this cheese?)
I think both Valcorie and Maiden-hunter need to provide some follow-up details... Please?!?!?
(Sorry, I'm celebrating post #747. Would you like some crackers with this cheese?)
I think both Valcorie and Maiden-hunter need to provide some follow-up details... Please?!?!?
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Masturbating – Yes
Once my sister and her husband caught me. I was sunbathing nude by the pool, as I wasn’t expecting anybody home until early evening. I didn’t hear them enter by the side gate. They must have been watching for sometime as they were grinning when I realised they were there. I was so embarrassed. But instead of grabbing a towel I remember just sitting up and starting a conversation and even offered them a cool drink!
Having Sex – Yes
One day out in the forest we both felt incredibly horny and ended up going at it on the picnic rug. Thinking it was secluded enough we just set about enjoying ourselves. We heard some sort of noise, but were too busy to take much notice. Until a passing rambler said “Nice day for it.” There I was stark naked with my legs pointing skywards being fucked senseless. I was lost for words!
Once my sister and her husband caught me. I was sunbathing nude by the pool, as I wasn’t expecting anybody home until early evening. I didn’t hear them enter by the side gate. They must have been watching for sometime as they were grinning when I realised they were there. I was so embarrassed. But instead of grabbing a towel I remember just sitting up and starting a conversation and even offered them a cool drink!
Having Sex – Yes
One day out in the forest we both felt incredibly horny and ended up going at it on the picnic rug. Thinking it was secluded enough we just set about enjoying ourselves. We heard some sort of noise, but were too busy to take much notice. Until a passing rambler said “Nice day for it.” There I was stark naked with my legs pointing skywards being fucked senseless. I was lost for words!
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Never EVER got caught and I prolly yanked it 657 times between 14 and 22 lol! Prolly why it got as big as it did!!! But DID get caught one time by a mother as I was trying to bury my dick into her daughter's ass !!!! Me & my friend beat a hasty exit before she woke dad truss me when I tell ya LOL!!!
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Dad's GF
Hi all,
I have a really good one. I was still in school and living with my dad and his girlfriend. I was sleeping on the couch one morning when I decided to pump my cock. My dad's gf was an ex dancer and rather attractive. I think all my fantasies revolved around her, and that morning was no different. She is 30 years older than I am.
I was pumping and squeezing and really enjoying the sensations of my rock hard dick. I was totally covered by a huge comforter blanket: face, body, everything. I don't like to sleep wet, but I decided what the hell, and blasted cum all over the place. Oooooooh did that feel good. Well, I readjusted how I was laying and peeked my face out, and you know what I saw? There she was, sitting almost next to me sipping coffee. She gave me a smile that realllllly made me uncomfortable. Kind of a Mona Lisa smile.
I think she still is attractve, but we got in a fight about politics a while ago. Should I try to make up with her? She can be difficult. It won't be easy. Even to this day, even though I'm mad at her I want to play.
Replies welcomed!
Ed
Hi all,
I have a really good one. I was still in school and living with my dad and his girlfriend. I was sleeping on the couch one morning when I decided to pump my cock. My dad's gf was an ex dancer and rather attractive. I think all my fantasies revolved around her, and that morning was no different. She is 30 years older than I am.
I was pumping and squeezing and really enjoying the sensations of my rock hard dick. I was totally covered by a huge comforter blanket: face, body, everything. I don't like to sleep wet, but I decided what the hell, and blasted cum all over the place. Oooooooh did that feel good. Well, I readjusted how I was laying and peeked my face out, and you know what I saw? There she was, sitting almost next to me sipping coffee. She gave me a smile that realllllly made me uncomfortable. Kind of a Mona Lisa smile.
I think she still is attractve, but we got in a fight about politics a while ago. Should I try to make up with her? She can be difficult. It won't be easy. Even to this day, even though I'm mad at her I want to play.
Replies welcomed!
Ed
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I got caught whacking off in the shower by the maid in college. It was a community shower - one big room with 5 or 6 shower heads. I don't know why I thought I wouldn't get caught. We weren't supposed to use the shower between 9 and 10 in the morning so they could be cleaned. I thought she had already cleaned them so I went in and started showering. She could hear the shower on but walked right in anyway. Every time she saw me after that she always gave me a wink.
My wife and I were busted on my brother's boat. We went down to the marina after the kids went to bed to "cover" the boat. The dock was the only one in a quiet, dark cove. There was a couple of small lights on the boat dock and we could see the road to see if anyone was coming down. I had her bent over the back seat when I noticed a guy fishing in his boat with only the trolling motor going. It was so quiet neither one of us heard it. He must have been watching us for 5 minutes or more and definately got an eyeful. It turned me on knowing that someone was watching. I couldn't get my wife to go back to that boat dock the next night though.
My wife and I were busted on my brother's boat. We went down to the marina after the kids went to bed to "cover" the boat. The dock was the only one in a quiet, dark cove. There was a couple of small lights on the boat dock and we could see the road to see if anyone was coming down. I had her bent over the back seat when I noticed a guy fishing in his boat with only the trolling motor going. It was so quiet neither one of us heard it. He must have been watching us for 5 minutes or more and definately got an eyeful. It turned me on knowing that someone was watching. I couldn't get my wife to go back to that boat dock the next night though.
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Masturbateing?
Well living in close qauarters growing up it was hard to find enough privacy to take care of myself. Although I have never been caught with my hand in the cookie jar as it were, Im sure there were times when my parents knew what I was doing. Aside from that, I have been openly masturbating for my girlfriend quite reguarly now. It is such an intamate thing to share with someone. And let me just say this, masturbating alone can be satisfying, but jerking off with a beautiful girl sucking your nipples, chest, and more makes for a great session!!!
Sex?
Hehe, well when my girlfriend an I first started dating we used to have sex in the living room when everyone went to bed. One night we were up to our usual game. The lights were out, everyone was asleep and we were stark naked and going at it on the couch. Apparently my girlfriends younger sister had stayed out all night and neglected to tell her mother. So as we are lost in the heat of the moment her mother walks downstairs to see if lil sis has come home yet. Now it was dark, and we sort of herd her coming so I had time to duck behind this wall that leads into the dining room. But I am almost certain she saw my outline, hardon and all, running in the dark. After a little tension she came to me the next day and said its ok, shes fine with me and my gf having sex there. Better in her home than in a parkinglot is what I believe she said. Or maybe she just liked the show?
Well living in close qauarters growing up it was hard to find enough privacy to take care of myself. Although I have never been caught with my hand in the cookie jar as it were, Im sure there were times when my parents knew what I was doing. Aside from that, I have been openly masturbating for my girlfriend quite reguarly now. It is such an intamate thing to share with someone. And let me just say this, masturbating alone can be satisfying, but jerking off with a beautiful girl sucking your nipples, chest, and more makes for a great session!!!
Sex?
Hehe, well when my girlfriend an I first started dating we used to have sex in the living room when everyone went to bed. One night we were up to our usual game. The lights were out, everyone was asleep and we were stark naked and going at it on the couch. Apparently my girlfriends younger sister had stayed out all night and neglected to tell her mother. So as we are lost in the heat of the moment her mother walks downstairs to see if lil sis has come home yet. Now it was dark, and we sort of herd her coming so I had time to duck behind this wall that leads into the dining room. But I am almost certain she saw my outline, hardon and all, running in the dark. After a little tension she came to me the next day and said its ok, shes fine with me and my gf having sex there. Better in her home than in a parkinglot is what I believe she said. Or maybe she just liked the show?
Masturbating: Nope
I love it when my husband watches me masturbate. I always tell him when I am going to masturbate..
Sex: caught by the kids
I would love to be watched having sex with my husband. Leave the curtains open..MMMMMMMM!!Catch me if you can...You naughty girl...
I love it when my husband watches me masturbate. I always tell him when I am going to masturbate..
Sex: caught by the kids
I would love to be watched having sex with my husband. Leave the curtains open..MMMMMMMM!!Catch me if you can...You naughty girl...
Jerking... Hell YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wife has walked in on me a couple of times but then I never got to finish.
Got caught have sex with my ex girlfriend (when I wasn't married) by my brother. We were going at it hot and heavy when my brother walked into my room and caught us. He just stared at us until a shoe was thrown at him. My GF at the time through it and it hit him in the nuts.
My wife has walked in on me a couple of times but then I never got to finish.
Got caught have sex with my ex girlfriend (when I wasn't married) by my brother. We were going at it hot and heavy when my brother walked into my room and caught us. He just stared at us until a shoe was thrown at him. My GF at the time through it and it hit him in the nuts.
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Masturbating - a few times! - Once i was in my room whacking it hard. i was so into it that I did not notice my sister come home. i was in the living room completely naked. By the time I had noticed she was there it was too late and I came all over my chest. It was embarassing but she was cool about it and said not to worry she would not tell anyone.
sex - never been caught
sex - never been caught
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I never got caught jacking off but i did get caught with a nieghbor girl with her hand on my dick.
My dad sent her home and walked me back inside he had a smile on his face.
My dad sent her home and walked me back inside he had a smile on his face.
DuckLover said:It's a bird! (Yes!) It's a plane! (Yes!) It's SUPER-DuckLover!
(Sorry, I'm celebrating post #747. Would you like some crackers with this cheese?)
I think both Valcorie and Maiden-hunter need to provide some follow-up details... Please?!?!?
Sorry to leave you hanging. It was pretty uneventful realy. The ex didn't open the door he just listened. Later when the new BF left, the ex came back and did the guilt trip deal. Was basicaly a jerk, then left. See I told you I didn't leave out and jucy details.
BUT...I remembered another time I was caught. (yes I have had it happen a lot)
I was at a party, it was the guys birthday. I ended up having sex with him there after everyone basicaly left. We had sex in the bathroom. Then someone opened the door and got a great veiw. Luckily they were pretty understanding and said,"mind if I use it when your done?" I was so embarresed. There was just no way to hide that we were having sex.
Yes...having sex at my g/f in high school. She was sitting between my legs, i was in a chair and she was giving me a BJ. I was just about to cum and her mother walk in the door...Quickly I pulled up my jogging pants and I came in my pants..the g/f just put her head in my lap and pretended to be sleeping. But we both knew we were busted.
Never been caught masturbating...that I know about anyway.
Never been caught masturbating...that I know about anyway.
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this may be hard to belive but its 100% true. I was caught by one of my best friend IN HIS BED with a girl that, unbenonced to me, he has liked for 2 years. I thought he would hate me forever, but he just got real pissed that night and threw away the sheets.
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I don't know for shure, but my mom is able to open the door to my room nearly soundless. I don't think she ever saw anything but if she had and left imidiatly I'm not shure I would've noticed...
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Only caught once.
Before my husband and I were married, we went out to my parents house to visit, they weren't home. I went into my old bedroom to use the phone there and to pick up a few of my things, and while I was on the phone my SO started going down on me. My Mom and Dad came home and walked right in on us. I think it was the only time in my life, that the door decided NOT to squeek. LOL
Before my husband and I were married, we went out to my parents house to visit, they weren't home. I went into my old bedroom to use the phone there and to pick up a few of my things, and while I was on the phone my SO started going down on me. My Mom and Dad came home and walked right in on us.
I think it was the only time in my life, that the door decided NOT to squeek. LOLSimilar threads
