Ever been caught??

[ffemtp]

Once caught by the local chief of police at a boat launch back in the wood near the river at about midnight. He know me very very well since i'm on the rescue squad. I told him my g/f and i were "watching fish". Still to this day he will make a damm fish joke near me.

 

[ldlarry52]

Yes, when I was in college my girlfriend was visiting and she was on top and really humping her ass hard and fast, when the door swung open and in walked my roomate, his parents and sister. They quickly exited and my girlfriend and I dressed and left rather embarressed.

Just as well we got caught. In the heat of the moment she threw caution to the wind and was riding me bare back. I am sure if we didn't get caught she would of got knocked up. LDLarry52

 

[Guest]

My hubby and I got caught once making out in his truck in a parking lot. I was so embarrassed because my shirt was unbuttoned and I wasn't wearing a bra. Luckily, the cop rapped on the window on my side, so all he ever saw of me was the back of my shirt.

Our daughter has walked in on us a couple of times, but we were always under the covers. We now lock our door.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

not yet

 

[PhilLusty]

caught!!!!!!!!!!!

the answer is yes, on both counts!

masturbating
my sister caught me a few times, and as i write this it just dawned on me that maybe she did it on purpose! also I was caught my a freind of the family as he was visitng, i was so engrossed in my magizine I didnt hear him come up my stairs. he used to teach me in church so that was akward as he stood there and talked to me about how it was ok that i was doing that. blah blah... and just a year ago I found out he was homesexual( i had suspected it for years) so I guess he like the looks of my cock..............

Sex
quite a few times also

first time was my wife visting my dad in so cal, and he got us tickets to a football game at the rose bowl we got there early and he went off to hook up with his freinds to give them their tickets, we found a secluded picnic spot away from every thing, i was sitting on the bench with my back againist the table and she was riding me hard when a family walked up, they left very quickly,( what a rush) then we were at my bro in laws for christmas and we were going at it in the spare bedroom when my mother in law walked in...... oh the look on her face was priceless, ( i would have asked her to stay but she left in a hurry also. I have done it many other times when it would have been easy to get caught but didnt!

but I must admit it turns me on!

Phil N lusty

 

[webber1998]

Masturbating... no

Having sex, a couple of times. Once by my brother while having sex with my GF when I was young. Once a couple of years ago having sex with my then GF in the back of a truck.....by the cops...

 

[Owlz]

masturbating: yes
having sex: no

 

[Jude2]

I was caught twice on the same night by my sister walking in on me and my girlfriend in certain delicate situations.

 

[wishbone96]

Caught by my father's secretary once-I was rocking my matress so to speak one morning before school-she walked in on me-claimed she knocked on the door but as I was deaf-I can't be sure. But Man was I humiliated.

 

[College_geek]

I was caught twice on the same night by my sister walking in on me and my girlfriend in certain delicate situations.

Twice in the same night? Guess she didn't learn her lesson.

 

[raverboi27]

I have been caught by pretty much everyone I know I believe. I once got caught by a friend who lived a few houses down and was urged to go on.

I was also caught having sex with one of my past gf's on her mothers couch by her mother. They came home from church early. She flipped and was screaming "Pull out now!". I look back now and laugh my ass off.

 

[deaflepperd]

Have I ever been caught j/o? Yes, by my father when I was about 12.

Have I ever been caught having sex? No. I don't have kids, and have always been at either my house or my SO's house. No one there to walk in.

 

[SHADOW DWELLER]

j/o - only a few close calls, that's about it


My wife and I hae been near caught god only knows how many times, mainly by her dad. A couple of times I was full hilt and her dad walked into the room. Luckly we were under the covers and it was like 4 am. unluckly I was supposed to go home by midnight(all of these happened while we were dating mind you).

The worst was almost getting caught on my parrents bed by my parrents. To this day we still think that's where my first daughter was concived...

 

[BlueSugar]

parents, siblings, room mate, floor mates... ::sigh:: hahaha
the worst was my older brother, I was in the tub with the shower head in my brother's appartment and he thought his girlfriend was in the shower. I've chosen to block out everything else that happened after that ...ick. lol.

 

[ghostfurby]

i was caught masturbating once by my aunt when i was like 16...sleeping on her couch for the night, she had been in bed for a while (3 hours or so at least) and i felt it safe, so i started j/o, suddenly i open my eyes to see her just looking over me...i was bloody embarrased. all she said was "good night".

 

[Chuckwrox]

Quit it

Hey! No more of this teasing crap! A simple 'yes' or 'no' isn't very interesting! Give me the juicy details!

Have you had a fascinating, titilating experience that you know I'd love to hear about? 'Yes' Is not an acceptable answer! However, 'Yes, I've been caught masterbating more times than I can count when I was a teenager. I was the horniest guy you'll ever meet and I just couldn't keep my hands off myself. Mom walked in on me, my brother walked on on me, everybody in the fucking neighborhood walked in on me at one time or another. As for sex, I've caught myself having sex a few times with people I shouldn't be fucking, but otherwise, no.' This is an answer that works for me. These other yes/no postings are just teasing. Take a risk for once, and titlate me! Did it turn you on getting caught? Did you shrivel/dry up? Did you invite the invader to join you? You did, didn't you?

 

[Bobmi357]

Masturbating - Yes
Having Sex - Nope.

My exwife caught me jerking off. It was one of the few times during our entire relationship where I got fed up and stood up against her. She barged into my bedroom (yes, we slept in seperate rooms), we had just had sex that was so bad, so demeaning, and because I was wearing a condom for it, I faked an orgasm to end it early. Anyway she barged into the bedroom a few hours later to find me giving myself some relief and screamed at me "What the hell are you doing", to which I told her "What you seem incapable of doing" and then told her to get out of my room. That was one of the last times we had sex, but we stayed together for nearly two more years after that. Ok, so I'm an idiot.

As far as having sex goes, no, I've never been caught. Never really even came close. My wife had one extremely embarassing incident post sex when we first met. But I'll leave her to post about it if she wants.

 

[SweetChick]

i got caught by city police when me and my bf were fucking in the back of his car.. we were just about to go outside and get at it better but the cop showed up ...

damn that cop .. .lol

 

[potatohead]

Masturbating? Yup. I was 15 and my mom walked into my room without knocking to find me spread out on the bed. I think she yelled out "What the hell are you doing???" and shut the door. In hindsight I should've said something snappy like "Well, isn't it pretty damn obvious?"

I've had a couple of close calls while having sex but I've only been caught once, maybe twice. When I was in my late teens/early 20's my old SO used to come over to my house in the morning since both of my parents worked. She would let herself in and ummm...wake me up and we'd have some fun before college classes or whatever else we had to do that day. Anyway, on one fateful morning I forgot that the house cleaner was supposed to show up and my SO had let herself in. Now, with nobody in the house we would have pretty loud sex but we always kept the bedroom door closed because having the dog in the room weirded us out. Now as you can probably imagine the housecleaner heard us having sex and we didn't realize she was actually in the house until well after we were done and went to take a shower.

The housecleaner we had at the time was probably in her mid-40's and very religious, honestly I think she might've been a virgin but who knows. A few days later my mom pulled me and my SO aside and told us that she got a call from the housecleaner who (I'm not making this up) "heard us making dirty sex sounds" while she was at the house. Well, mom had a little talk with us and said that while she was happy that we had a good sex life to try and refrain from doing things in front of the housecleaner or other people. I really didn't care and was slightly embarrsed. My SO turned beet red and looked absolutly mortified.

Ah well.

 

[Chuckwrox]

Good answer, Mom!

 

[warrior queen]

yes, i was caught by my mother right in the middle of a great bonk - on a yacht.
we were moored alongside the jetty, and my mum just stepped on board (she'd come looking for me at 1 am), and when she saw what i was doing, she told me to pick up my clothes and go home.

so i did - stark naked, carrying all my clothes!!!

 

[pogogirl]

When I lived with my boyfriend and his parents I was masterbating with my vibrator in my bed under the covers, thank god because his mother just opened the door without knocking and started a coversation with me. I was trying to act all cool and
normal but I just knew she had to hear the buzzing of my vibe even though I had it in my pussy as far as it could go to try to hide the noise. I was so embaressed. The begining of Not Another Teen Movie always reminds me of that incident.

 

[lil ozzie sub]

Yes to both.

Masturbating - got caught as a teen experimenting with assorted objects. Thankfully I was under the covers so was able to sort of remain composed.

Sex - where do I start....
I've been caught so many times I could probably start my own thread. Funniest one was with my 1st hubby. We were still going out together and had parked in a shed on his family's property. Going for it in the back seat, I looked up to see his uncle's face up against the side window. I've never seen my ex jump so quickly into the front seat and burn rubber out of there.
His uncle got a great eyeful too!
Most recently was with my GF, we were almost on the vinegar stroke when my son walked in and started a conversation. Mistress K kept on going and I'm trying to get the child out of the room but he wouldn't go! That's why I ALWAYS have the covers on!

 

[Maiden-hunter]

was in mid thrust when you find out the woman you are fucking is MARRIED when the husband walks in stark naked pulling his girlfreind in by the nippels cos he thought his wife was out

the room became a still life portrate for a while

 

[alricflaim]

Caught?

Yeah My wife and I were caught once. We were over at one of her friends appartment when we were younger, and after a night of drinking, everyone had gone to bed. We were both horny and ended up going at it on their livingroom floor. We heard some sort of noise, but were too busy to notice it. After three or four sessions we finally put our clothes back on and went to sleep. The next morning, her friend got up, looked at us with a smirk on her face and said "Sleep well?" My wife was mortified! I on the other hand could have cared less.