Even perfection has it's flaws.

[SeaCat]

The other day I mentioned I had gone to the beach with my wife. We hoofed it along the beach for a couple of miles before turning back. (We did stop upon occasion to take a quick dip in the water.) I did get a couple of pictures of my wife as she played among the waves and on the dunes wearing her bikini and her skin.

Then, as we were coming back I was greeted by a sight I couldn't believe. We could see a younger looking woman swimming in towards shore. From the few glimpses I got of her as she swam it looked like she was wearing as much as my wife was. (In other words nothing and not a lot of that.) Then she reached the area where she could touch bottom and started wading in.

I knew the beach shelved about ten feet past the breakline and sure enough she hit that shelf. In two steps she went from being in neck and shoulders deep water to being in waist deep water. As she rose from the water I could clearly see she was topless. As she took another couple of steps I could see she was indeed wearing just her skin.

Absolutely beautiful was the only way to describe her. She looked to be about 30 years old with good muscle tone and flawless tanned skin. Her breasts swelled and stood firm and were just the right size for her body. (Not to mention tastefully embelished with twin, small golden rings.) Her waist tapered in then flared into her hips. She stopped for a moment to squeeze the water from her almost wasit length hair, hair that I could see would be a beautiful deep lustrouse red when it dried. Then she came up the beach towards us. Her every move was poetry. Then as she came close she looked at us and smiled just before breaking the silence.

Her high nasal voice cracked out past her three teeth. "What the fuck you looking at Assholes? Damn you gotta be tourists."

My wife and I looked at each other as we busted out laughing. I was almost peeing myself as we resumed walking down the beach. It just goes to show that even perfection has it's flaws.

Cat

 

[rgraham666]

Man, if we wrote a story with that incident, our editors would tell us to take it out. Too unbelievable.

 

[SeaCat]

Man, if we wrote a story with that incident, our editors would tell us to take it out. Too unbelievable.

Might be why I rarely use an editor.

Then again it has always been said that truth is stranger than fiction, and I believe it.

Cat

 

[SlickTony]

Might be why I rarely use an editor.

Just a copy editor is all. One of the things that drives me batshit is the neuter possessive, or whatever they call it, written with an apostrophe. But that's all right, I like you anyway.

That poor girl. I am currently having major (to me, anyway) dental issues. The US is supposed to be known for its dentists--dental insurance should be made available to everybody, whether they can afford it or not. The well-being of every animal is rooted in the feet or the mouth. If either chronically hurts, it does not do well and will eventually succumbs.

 

[TE999]

My father used to tell a story about a beautiful blonde in a Cadillac convertible driving in his service station one afternoon. While the Vern the attendant was pumping gas (this was in the 50's) she got out of her car wearing a dress that fit her like a second skin and she was built like Marylin Monroe.

She struts over to my father and says in a Brooklyn accent, "Hey Mista. Wheas da terlet? I gotta piss real bad." He kept a straight face until she went in 'da terlet' and busted out laughing. Vern did too.

He never tired of telling that story.

 

[Weird Harold]

Man, if we wrote a story with that incident, our editors would tell us to take it out. Too unbelievable.

It's a surprisingly close match to a local orthodondist's commercials, actually -- the commercial features a belly dancer with snaggle-teeth, but otherwise Cat's encounter could be just one more (xxx-rated) commercial in that series.

 

[Guest]

It's a surprisingly close match to a local orthodondist's commercials, actually -- the commercial features a belly dancer with snaggle-teeth, but otherwise Cat's encounter could be just one more (xxx-rated) commercial in that series.

From experience - nobody - looks at the bellydancer's teeth.



Maharat

 

[Weird Harold]

From experience - nobody - looks at the bellydancer's teeth.



Maharat

Unless the camera zooms in on her face.

I agree. I wouldn't be looking at her face either; at least not while she's dancing.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The adult son of the family that lives next to me is a tall, black-haired, truck-driving Adonis-- with a high, squeaky voice.

Woody Allen used that gag, in "Mighty Aphrodite" as well. As I recall, the whole audience burst into laughter when the gorgeous, stacked. biological mother of the main character's adopted son first started speaking.