Eurovision Song Contest

[Svenskaflicka]

Fellow Europeans, let's come together and tease the yanks, who can't participate in this contest. This thread is open for discussing the songs, the artists, the whole concept of competing in music.

I'll start.

What the FUCK was that France send? A black, tattooed, skinhead babe on stilts, and a guy who could have used some conditioner... or atleast a good hair gel.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Oh my god. Is that today? Fuck, did we even qualify this year?

 

[Guest]

Yep, that's confirmed it: the French are weird.

C'mon, James Fox!!! Phwoar!!!!

My favourite so far: Malta.

Mad, the lot of 'em!

Lou

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ukraine... I bet she's a big fan of the works of Jean Auel...

 

[Guest]

Ooh eck. Those Ukranians are a bit raunchy. Leather and whips.

(Shame they are throwing themselves around like rats on speed. )

 

[Svenskaflicka]

How cute - they have matching tattoos!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yay! There was a semifinal 3 days ago to choose 10 out of last year's last 22 and Portugal was eliminated.

 

[Guest]

LOL!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I love torn leather skirts and loin clothes.

 

[Guest]

And another LOL for Lauren.

Well, the UK did get nil points last year. Deserved it, too.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Oooh, that Croatian bloke's got a broom up his arse.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

God, Croatia's song sucks ass. Ours couldn't possibly have been worse than this...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I liked the Spanish song, but I hated the singer. He was one of those "fake" singers, a Fame Factory-product.

Remember the days when people got fmaous for actually knowing how to sing, and then they made their own style?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oooh, that Croatian bloke's got a broom up his arse.

He loos gay to me, so he probably HAS something up his ass - a tiny vibrating butt plug, or something.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, I liked the Spanish song, too. He wasn't too bad, but like you said, he was a bit "manufactured".

 

[Guest]

He loos gay to me, so he probably HAS something up his ass - a tiny vibrating butt plug, or something.

Hahaha!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And speaking of gay... enter Bosnia/Herzegovia!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

OK. What the FUCK is that on now?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Can anyone tell me where I can buy that ameuba-shaped disco ball?

 

[Guest]

He's camper than a man on a camping holiday in a campervan, wearing spandex.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Great inspiration for a Transsexuals & Crossdressers-story.

 

[Guest]

ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Those presenters!?

Terry Wogan (the guy that does the commentary on BBC TV) said he looks like he's just walked out of a Hammer House of Horrors film and she's made of plastic.

Lou

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Have any of you seen that movie 'Black Cat, White Cat'? That 'Pitbull' song? Bosnia/Herzegovina's managed to be more gay than that...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I have never heard of our chick, but I think Portugal should have at least have had a chance to enter:

http://www.eurovision.tv/english/img/06_portugal.jpg

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Unbelievable as it is, I think Sweden actually might have a good chance this year.

And I wonder if Lena Philipsson is going to hump the microphone tonight, like she did in the Swedish Melody Festival..?