European villages for sale

[bareman]

Every so often I’ll see a news story about entire villages being for sale, usually in Spain or Italy. It never fails to make my mind wander! And considering my penchant for eating Creampies and otherwise providing oral satisfaction to others, I’m thinking I would probably be considered a pretty benevolent landlord!

Edit: Before any haters chime in, I know that buying a village does not include ownership of the inhabitants, but it’s just a fun fantasy for me.

 

[Magineer]

Yep, your mind has certainly... er... wandered...

 

[shewantsmore]

Every so often I’ll see a news story about entire villages being for sale, usually in Spain or Italy. It never fails to make my mind wander! And considering my penchant for eating Creampies and otherwise providing oral satisfaction to others, I’m thinking I would probably be considered a pretty benevolent landlord!

Edit: Before any haters chime in, I know that buying a village does not include ownership of the inhabitants, but it’s just a fun fantasy for me.

I saw that too,one cpl from England, think it was spain or France. It surely would make for a good story and include many categories from here ,many chapters too. Even include religion

 

[Biggalute]

I think it's a great basis for a story, and as Shewantsmore said there are so many ways it could go

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Something like Schitt’s Creek, but in a former Eastern bloc country. All the men have left for Greece to seek their fortune, leaving behind only elderly men, elderly women, small children, and, most importantly, the horny mothers of those small children plus fertile but uneducated young women who are fascinated by the foreigners that now own the village.

 

[sirhugs]

Every so often I’ll see a news story about entire villages being for sale, usually in Spain or Italy. It never fails to make my mind wander! And considering my penchant for eating Creampies and otherwise providing oral satisfaction to others, I’m thinking I would probably be considered a pretty benevolent landlord!

Edit: Before any haters chime in, I know that buying a village does not include ownership of the inhabitants, but it’s just a fun fantasy for me.

you might not buy ownership of the inhabitants, but perhaps as a condition of sale you get certain fringe benefits?

 

[FantasySharer1]

Prima Nocte!
This set off so many fantasies for me.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Prima Nocte!
This set off so many fantasies for me.

YESSSSS!

 

[Amy_66]

In a country with a strong local rule doctrine-- with no national or regional preemption of local ordinances or prosecutorial discretion concerning national laws-- and a simple democratic "the majority rules" history, an impoverished village-- well most of it-- is offered for sale as a package.

A couple dozen people, who own a couple dozen pieces of property and a local business or two don't join in and soon find that they are consistently outvoted by "resident shareholders" in the "alternative lifestyle corporation" that buys 83% of the town.

Public nudity... legalized. Public sex... legalized. Any and all sexual relations between consenting adults... legalized. And all the advertising by all the new micro-hotels and bed and breakfasts for consang couples, extra-marital couples, and poly "more than couples" leads to an economic boom.

Do the "original locals" who stayed behind warm to the "new locals" and join in... or...

 

[NewOldGuy77]

In a country with a strong local rule doctrine-- with no national or regional preemption of local ordinances or prosecutorial discretion concerning national laws-- and a simple democratic "the majority rules" history, an impoverished village-- well most of it-- is offered for sale as a package.

A couple dozen people, who own a couple dozen pieces of property and a local business or two don't join in and soon find that they are consistently outvoted by "resident shareholders" in the "alternative lifestyle corporation" that buys 83% of the town.

Public nudity... legalized. Public sex... legalized. Any and all sexual relations between consenting adults... legalized. And all the advertising by all the new micro-hotels and bed and breakfasts for consang couples, extra-marital couples, and poly "more than couples" leads to an economic boom.

Do the "original locals" who stayed behind warm to the "new locals" and join in... or...

Loving this idea...

 

[LupusDei]

A variation that also probably lends some credibility to radical new rules could be buying an entire island. Or a big chunk of one.

 

[sirhugs]

A variation that also probably lends some credibility to radical new rules could be buying an entire island. Or a big chunk of one.

advertised as for sale "...for the man who can't afford the "Moon" (or twitter?)?

 

[watsit2ya69]

Every so often I’ll see a news story about entire villages being for sale, usually in Spain or Italy. It never fails to make my mind wander! And considering my penchant for eating Creampies and otherwise providing oral satisfaction to others, I’m thinking I would probably be considered a pretty benevolent landlord!

Edit: Before any haters chime in, I know that buying a village does not include ownership of the inhabitants, but it’s just a fun fantasy for me.

Or......maybe it does....
Or...buy a village and only rent to people who are like minded....a whole village full of giving and receiving oral from everyone, all masters and slaves, all fee use anal ....so many directions with that idea.