Eureka!

[miles]

I have it all figured out.

When I was a smoker, it seemed like nobody else was. When I quit, it seemed like everybody was smoking.

So, if I took a vow of celibacy, there would be plenty of opportunities to get laid. Then I just break my vow and I'm good to go.

Sometimes the simplest things are the hardest to figure out.

 

[PacificBlue]

I've always heard...

People who talk about sex constantly aren't getting it...and vise versa.

Doesn't seem to be true here does it?

 

[miles]

If we were getting it, we wouldn't come here looking for it.