Euphemisms for Menstruation

[KillerMuffin]

*nods head solemnly* Every 28 days for 10 years barring war, field, and other military time.

 

[Adoratrice]

.....but does he rub your back? That is the important thing.

I guess I'm "Lucky" in the fact that due to my Endometriosis I only have 5-6 periods a year but when I have them it is generally refered to as "Why is mom being such a bitch" said out of my earshot and later relayed to me by the darling little one of course.

 

[Never]

Problem Child, as I was around before Spunky that makes him the next Never. Does it not?

 

[Problem Child]

That must be correct.

Sparky is the male Never.

I stand corrected, O goddess of the chunky menstrual flow.

 

[p_p_man]

"That's alright darling...

...I understand."

(damn)...

 

[SunnyGirl]

"the cardinal is visiting"

I don't use em and heard this one used at work..I just say I'm on my damn period, get outta my face...

 

[Guest]

Go sift thru Tiggs' upload thread and THEN see what she does!!!

hehe I did think of doing that, actually. Don't want to give the librarian heart failure either. Small town, remember?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hooker's Day Off.

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