Euphemisms for Menstruation

[Laurel]

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[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay.

Slopping the baby hole - rare.

Old egg flushin' time.

It's pink toilet water time.

Butcher the slit.

Pungent pussy time.

Big baggie underwear days.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

On the rag,

bloody fucking fun, hell I tried.!!!

 

[Laurel]

The visit of Aunt Red from Potsdam

Aunt Flo is visiting

pinkie inside

blood on the tracks

 

[*bratcat*]

uhoh?

 

[Blackbich]

Aunt Flo is visiting this week.

 

[Blackbich]

OOPS, sorry Laurel!

 

[lavender]

 

[Cheyenne]

Hmmm... once again I must be unusual. I've never used anything other than saying "I have my period" from the very first time I got it.

Used to drive me crazy when a girlfriend of mine always said "I have my friend." Took my a few seconds every time to figure out what the hell she was talking about.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Cheyenne]

Nope, it is raining so I'm in town at the local public library. At Lit, in the open on a big monitor. I think these people are seeing more than they usually do today. Won't be home until June 30, but will be stopping in as I can.

 

[*bratcat*]

LOL

 

[Cheyenne]

Luckily I read fast and scroll fast. Pictures fly by so the 15 or 16 year old boy next to me can't see a thing. Really.

Now, his MOM who is standing next to him waiting for him... that's a different story!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[OUTSIDER]

"The painter's are in"

"On the blob"

"The little mouse is in the hole"

"Red flag week"

"Red river rock"

 

[Mustang Sally]

Used to drive me crazy when a girlfriend of mine always said "I have my friend." Took my a few seconds every time to figure out what the hell she was talking about.

My friend? It's no friend of mine! <grumble>

Most of these are pretty disgusting. I kinda like "walking along the beach in soft focus". Can you imagine actually saying that to someone? LOL

 

[miles]

Sharks in the water.

 

[Naked Hunny]

YOU FORGOT "ON THE SHELF" AND "BROKEN"

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Totally Hate All Of Those!!!

I Have Always Just Said That I'm Having My Moontime

It Is The Nicest And Most Comfortable Way To Explain Menstruation. Guys Don't Get All Shivery and Chicks Can Pretty Much Get The Jist.

I Suppose That If I HAD Ta Pick Any Of These Others, It Would Be

Walking On The Beach In Soft Focus

That Brings Ta Mind A Happy Time. The Way It SHOULD Be, But Not Always With Some Ladies

 

[Barb Dwyer]

"that time of the month" (plain)

"communists in the summer house" (just plain weird)

"falling off the roof" (never really understood this one)

"the curse" (accurate, quite apropos, short, sweet and to the point)

can't believe this is my 100th post! LOL

 

[CelestialBody]

Hasn't anyone seen CLUELESS?

 

[Never]

I'm sorry, I can't come to work today. Two pints of coagulated blood are gushing out of me and I feel like a (bad word deleted).

 

[Problem Child]

I'm sorry, I can't come to work today. Two pints of coagulated blood are gushing out of me and I feel like a (bad word deleted).

Everyone, please meet Never- the female Sparky.

 

[KillerMuffin]

We now obliquely refer to it as "Mr. Friendly is visiting."

Pre-impressionable and now english speaking child, it was (bellowed at the top of my not inconsiderable lungs) "I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD AND NO YOU AREN'T FUCKING ME AND IF YOU TRY I'M GONNA SERIOUSLY MAKE IT THE LAST FUCKING THING YOU REGRET AFTER YOUR THREE WEEKS OF NEARLY BLEEDING TO FUCKING DEATH!!!!! Would you rub my back, please? Pretty please?"

I don't do Midol.

 

[Adoratrice]

ohhhh..no he didn't!