euphemisms for masturbation

[claude_moveml]

Can anyone top the TV show The League Of Gentlemen?

shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love-tree

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

*bump* to get rid of "Unregistered's" threads

 

[sabbathstorm]

This reminded me of an article I had saved (now if I only remembered where). It was a big spread in a freebie local paper on masturbation. I learned a lot of new terms once I read that

 

[lobito]

Just a few...

Men:
Waxing the dolphin
Pulling the pud

Ladies:
Saying hi to the little man in the boat
Playing slit poker

No offense meant by the way

Lo

 

[SimplySouthern]

Rubbing one out.

Not that I ever do it. Ever.

 

[modest mouse]

Cherry says: