Etiquette question

[BlackShanglan]

It depends. If it's an egg sandwich, I need you to snuggle me until I feel safe and start sharing my feelings.

If it's a BLT with avocado, get up and make it for me right now.

Make two!

 

[cumallday]

After you've jizzed in someone's face, how long should you wait before getting up and making yourself a sandwich?

After the director yells cut.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Make two!

Or we'll start wrecking the place, Joe.

 

[jomar]

It depends on the meal. By "sandwich" you suggest lunch. Therefore, a languid 20 minutes is appropriate before breaking away for a club sandwhich.

If before 9:am etiquette requires you to fuck her back to sleep and then go make coffee.

According to major etiquette guides, after 4:00pm you can ass fuck your "intended", but must cuddle for 10-15 minutes before getting the rest of the vodka.