Etiquette question

[Boota]

With practice and forethought as to location of the "event", one could feasibly make a sandwich at roughly the same time as jizzing in someone's face. I would hesitate to attempt the fried egg sandwich, though.

 

[Carnevil9]

Silly, you can't use hair to make a sandwich.

No, but you can use it to make a pie.

 

[NoJo]

No, but you can use it to make a pie.

No, that's false teeth

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Okay, but I'm warning you, I fry them runny

Runny's fine. I thought that's what we were talking about anyway.

*looking around, noticing the possibility that I'm the only female in here, becoming fiercely ambivalent about that fact*

bijou

 

[Liar]

With practice and forethought as to location of the "event", one could feasibly make a sandwich at roughly the same time as jizzing in someone's face. I would hesitate to attempt the fried egg sandwich, though.

Pre-sliced bread, I assume?

 

[NoJo]

Runny's fine. I thought that's what we were talking about anyway.

*looking around, noticing the possibility that I'm the only female in here, becoming fiercely ambivalent about that fact*

bijou

Fierce ambivalence is the first step to Passionate Disinterest, which is only one notch away from Orgasmic Ennui.

 

[Lisa Denton]

You shouldn't, that's the woman's job.

Yea, just tell that bitch to make you a bacon, lettuce and tomato, with mayo.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Runny's fine. I thought that's what we were talking about anyway.

*looking around, noticing the possibility that I'm the only female in here, becoming fiercely ambivalent about that fact*

bijou

Here, I'll join you, better now?

But I admit, the prospect of Orgasmic Ennui is what really caught my attention.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Fierce ambivalence is the first step to Passionate Disinterest, which is only one notch away from Orgasmic Ennui.

Y'know, I was looking for a label for my emotional state today. I think Orgasmic Ennui might just be spot-on.

Why else would I be in this thread, among other places?

bijou

 

[NoJo]

I'm in this thread because I'm sort of the host, and can't leave till everyone's gone.

 

[Dreamingoflove]

Dam, That's funny... I dont care who you are.

 

[NoJo]

Dam, That's funny... I dont care who you are.

I don't care who you are either. I suppose we should have sex now

 

[Anonymuse]

I'm in this thread because I'm sort of the host, and can't leave till everyone's gone.

Once all the speeches are over...

 

[TxRad]

Once all the speeches are over...

Whose making a speech? This ain't no fucking political thread.....

Is it?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Dam, That's funny... I dont care who you are.

looks like one of those balloon animals!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

looks like one of those balloon animals!

*cracking up* yes, it's nice to have a few chix in here. If I had one of those I'd take a picture of it too.
*oh wait...rummage rummage... I DO!*

Stella me dear, care to saunter off behind that stand of palm trees and indulge in a little orgasmic ennui?

bijou

 

[Anonymuse]

*cracking up* yes, it's nice to have a few chix in here. If I had one of those I'd take a picture of it too.
*oh wait...rummage rummage... I DO!*

Stella me dear, care to saunter off behind that stand of palm trees and indulge in a little orgasmic ennui?

bijou

Evening, bijou.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Evening, bijou.

Lovely one, isn't it? The evening, I mean.

Are you a free muse this evening, or have you a dedicant already?

bijou

 

[Stella_Omega]

*cracking up* yes, it's nice to have a few chix in here. If I had one of those I'd take a picture of it too.
*oh wait...rummage rummage... I DO!*

Stella me dear, care to saunter off behind that stand of palm trees and indulge in a little orgasmic ennui?

bijou

just as fast as we may, darling!

 

[Anonymuse]

Lovely one, isn't it? The evening, I mean.

Are you a free muse this evening, or have you a dedicant already?

bijou

I'm a free spirit tonight. The night is young, but, alas, I am not.
A lass is what you are. Interesting reading there, bijou. A touch verbose, but enjoyable nevertheless.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm a free spirit tonight. The night is young, but, alas, I am not.
A lass is what you are. Interesting reading there, bijou. A touch verbose, but enjoyable nevertheless.

You sayin' I talk too much?

Not that anyone would disagree with you...

bijou

 

[Anonymuse]

You sayin' I talk too much?



bijou

Just pulling your leg.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Just pulling your leg.

It's defensiveness. I do talk too much.

But I get so bored. Must be that orgasmic ennui.

bijou

 

[carsonshepherd]

It depends. If it's an egg sandwich, I need you to snuggle me until I feel safe and start sharing my feelings.

If it's a BLT with avocado, get up and make it for me right now.

 

[lisa123414]

None for me darling, I just ate