Ethical dilemna: Assume you're married and you're an astronaut.

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And you could be one-half of the first two people to have sex in space. Would you do it, perhaps for the sake of history?

Would your partner be understanding of your extraterrestrial liaison?




This is what occupies my thoughts as I wait for the big-ass Cisco tele-conferencing console to fire up.


Discuss.
 
This was not the ethnic dilemma I misread in the title.
 
hell yeah i'll do it.. why not, not too many people get the chance to goto space.
 
And you could be one-half of the first two people to have sex in space. Would you do it, perhaps for the sake of history?

Would your partner be understanding of your extraterrestrial liaison?




This is what occupies my thoughts as I wait for the big-ass Cisco tele-conferencing console to fire up.


Discuss.

She'd want royalties.
 
And you could be one-half of the first two people to have sex in space. Would you do it, perhaps for the sake of history?

Would your partner be understanding of your extraterrestrial liaison?




This is what occupies my thoughts as I wait for the big-ass Cisco tele-conferencing console to fire up.


Discuss.

This record was taken by a pair of Gemini astronauts, if handjobs count.
 
This would be a good lit story.

I don't really think zero gee sex would be all that great. We're designed by evolution to hump in gravity. You'd need some kind of elastic beast-with-two-backs bodysuit to make it work.
 
There has already been a married couple in space together. The odds they didn't have sex are slim and none and slim left town.
 
This would be a good lit story.

I don't really think zero gee sex would be all that great. We're designed by evolution to hump in gravity. You'd need some kind of elastic beast-with-two-backs bodysuit to make it work.

There was a special on TV a while back that discussed sex in space, and they were designing a body suit kinda like that.

And, I thought the first-sex-in-space thing was already done. We're waiting on the first sex with an alien thing, now.
 
There was a special on TV a while back that discussed sex in space, and they were designing a body suit kinda like that.

And, I thought the first-sex-in-space thing was already done. We're waiting on the first sex with an alien thing, now.


They are green chicks out there, and we are gonna fuck them.
 
This would be a good lit story.

I don't really think zero gee sex would be all that great. We're designed by evolution to hump in gravity. You'd need some kind of elastic beast-with-two-backs bodysuit to make it work.

Velcro and bungee cords.
 
They are green chicks out there, and we are gonna fuck them.

That's what will cause an intergalactic war. One side will think the other side has a bigger dick and next thing you know there's a giant flying saucer hovering over the White House.
 
there's actually zero g porn out there. seriously. i have no idea if it's any good, but it exists.
 
What would a zero gravity cum shot look like?

Each individual semen globule would form a perfect sphere, once it separated fro the main stream, and continue in a straight line at it's initial velocity until it struck a solid surface. There are no drips in space.
 
And you could be one-half of the first two people to have sex in space. Would you do it, perhaps for the sake of history?

Would your partner be understanding of your extraterrestrial liaison?




This is what occupies my thoughts as I wait for the big-ass Cisco tele-conferencing console to fire up.


Discuss.

homosexuals in space? :eek:
 
Been there and done that in 25-second weightless flight parabolas.

If you're keeping score at home, that only leaves about 10 seconds for the average post-coital cigarette, but, hey, marriage is supposedly a long duration flight.

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