Essa

[Essa]

dun dun dunnnnnnnn

dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnnn

Your turn.

 

[Grifters]

dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnnn

Your turn.

la dee daaa

 

[Essa]

la dee daaa

Fuck, you just smashed me vodka glass, you're in big trouble now :caning:

 

[Grifters]

Fuck, you just smashed me vodka glass, you're in big trouble now :caning:

Gimmie that cane, you are using it wrong
ill show you

I will make sure you got vodka

 

[Essa]

Gimmie that cane, you are using it wrong
ill show you

I will make sure you got vodka

Thought I was, you're not supposed to pull the knickers back up are you?

Awww how sweet, three litres please

 

[Grifters]

Thought I was, you're not supposed to pull the knickers back up are you?

Awww how sweet, three litres please

what are knickers?
what are litres?

seems like neither is needed
bend over

 

[Essa]

what are knickers?
what are litres?

seems like neither is needed
bend over

Knickers are what keep you warm when you're a shaven raven.

The litre (or liter — see spelling differences) is a unit of volume equal to 1 cubic decimetre (dm3), to 1,000 cubic centimetres (cm3), and to 1/1,000 cubic metre. The unit has two official symbols: the Latin letter L in lower and upper case (l and L). If the lower case L is used, it is sometimes rendered as a cursive ℓ to help distinguish it from the capital "I", although this usage has no official approval by any international bureau.

The word litre is derived from an older French unit, the litron, whose name came from Greek via Latin. The original French metric system used the litre as a base unit, and it has been used in several subsequent versions of the metric system and is accepted for use with the SI,[1] although not an official SI unit — the SI unit of volume is the cubic metre (m3). The spelling of the word used by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures is "litre"[1] and this is also the usual one in most English-speaking countries, but in American English the spelling is "liter", being endorsed by the United States.[2]

One litre of liquid water has a mass of almost exactly one kilogram, due to the gram being defined in 1795 as one cubic centimetre of water.[3]

That my good man is a litre, read it an weep.

 

[lovemonster]

Correct, he said, tell her to go down on twelve men good and true.

And when you can't find good and true men, suck off any old dozen bastards

 

[Grifters]

Knickers are what keep you warm when you're a shaven raven.

The litre (or liter — see spelling differences) is a unit of volume equal to 1 cubic decimetre (dm3), to 1,000 cubic centimetres (cm3), and to 1/1,000 cubic metre. The unit has two official symbols: the Latin letter L in lower and upper case (l and L). If the lower case L is used, it is sometimes rendered as a cursive ℓ to help distinguish it from the capital "I", although this usage has no official approval by any international bureau.

The word litre is derived from an older French unit, the litron, whose name came from Greek via Latin. The original French metric system used the litre as a base unit, and it has been used in several subsequent versions of the metric system and is accepted for use with the SI,[1] although not an official SI unit — the SI unit of volume is the cubic metre (m3). The spelling of the word used by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures is "litre"[1] and this is also the usual one in most English-speaking countries, but in American English the spelling is "liter", being endorsed by the United States.[2]

One litre of liquid water has a mass of almost exactly one kilogram, due to the gram being defined in 1795 as one cubic centimetre of water.[3]

That my good man is a litre, read it an weep.

zzzzzzzzz

 

[Essa]

And when you can't find good and true men, suck off any old dozen bastards

You got it

Fuck I'm loving life, shame yours is so dull.

 

[Essa]

zzzzzzzzz

How dare you fall asleep I've only come eight times, selfish sod.

 

[Grifters]

How dare you fall asleep I've only come eight times, selfish sod.

I am just asleep
not limp you snogger

 

[Essa]

I am just asleep
not limp you snogger

So it's ok for me to jump on top and suffocate you with my massive breasts then?

 

[Grifters]

So it's ok for me to jump on top and suffocate you with my massive breasts then?

please do
I welcome the sweet release
and I bite

 

[lovemonster]

You got it

Fuck I'm loving life, shame yours is so dull.

You'd love a life as dull as mine.

You need time to recover from the syphillis.

 

[Essa]

please do
I welcome the sweet release
and I bite

Is that before during or after you're suffocated?

Oh and I bite back, twice as hard.

 

[Essa]

You'd love a life as dull as mine.

You need time to recover from the syphillis.

No point trying to recover it keeps coming back.

 

[Grifters]

Is that before during or after you're suffocated?

Oh and I bite back, twice as hard.

why are you SO mean???

 

[lovemonster]

No point trying to recover it keeps coming back.

Yeah, but you keep infecting everyone else, I know you like to share but some things you can keep to yourself.

 

[Essa]

why are you SO mean???

Cause I'm me and cause I can and cause I want to and cause it's ladylike an stuff.

 

[Essa]

Yeah, but you keep infecting everyone else, I know you like to share but some things you can keep to yourself.

Hey, what can I say I'm generous

Time to take my fat arse to bed, you take care and don't leave it so long next time

 

[lovemonster]

Hey, what can I say I'm generous

Time to take my fat arse to bed, you take care and don't leave it so long next time

To a fault, especially with other people's money

Take care, great to see you and hopefully we can catch up in person some time!

 

[Grifters]

Cause I'm me and cause I can and cause I want to and cause it's ladylike an stuff.

*SPANK*

 

[erostorm]

Afternoon <morning> Swee-tart! Eerily quiet in this thread. You must be up to something. I hope.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Afternoon <morning> Swee-tart! Eerily quiet in this thread. You must be up to something. I hope.

or someone's up her ...