Esoteric long-term relationships

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have a melamine plate that I decorated at school in 1973.

 

[Trekka]

I don’t mean like family or lovers or profession. Stuff like this:

—Yahoo has been my homepage for 23 years.
—I have had the same spec for my haircut for 35 years
—I have had the same decorative glass prominently displayed for 34 years.

Go!

I’ve had the same aesthetician waxing my naughty bits for the last 8 years.

It’s a very personal relationship!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have a stuffed kangaroo that my son made in 1992

 

[saustin5432]

I have taken a concrete garden gnome with me everywhere since I stole him in 1993 from an asshole landlord that kicked a single mom and her kid out of a house on Christmas Eve.

I still have a primary tooth

 

[AmberLGreen]

You guys are some sentimental weird clingy kinda cunts.

Talking of weird clingy kinda cunts, how long have you had yours?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've had my Skype username since MSN messenger days (2002?)

I've had the same phone number for the entire time I've lived in the US (14 years)

Coincidentally I've had the same spouse for that duration. (Call me sentimental )

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I still have a primary tooth

Super cool I'm a weirdo when it comes to dentistry.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I have a little notebook that I've kept in every car I've owned since 2002. It's on the passenger side door so whomever is riding with me can leave a message. 20 years of driving with others, flipping through the pages is hilarious and nostalgic.

That’s amazing, I love it!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I have all my diaries back to when I was in elementary school and could barely write

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have a freckle inside my labia majora that I’ve kept there since I was young.










My doctor likes to “keep an eye on it.”













That creeper.

Just one eye?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I took the other one out the first time he looked.

With the labia Majorca? That is a fucking strong cunt

Now stop making me laugh, I need to sleep

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do you need me to sing all of my greatest hits to you while you drift off?? I’ll start with my number 1 with a bullet…I love you… you lov…

Can you read me the bedtime story too? The one with the fish girls?

 

[AmberLGreen]

No but I can give you the drugs that will bring them direct to you.

You should go into partnership with Mo

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fara would kill me if I partnered Mo

We could all partner up with him based on our skill set. You can help him with the drugs side of the business, I can handle the skanks and their training and Fara can open a winery and do cheese and wine tastings. He would be raking it in from us three